Chapter 265: He scolded me for being a dog
At this moment, the man who is called a god is leaning on the railing on the second floor, eating melon seeds and watching a play.
"Why are you still staying here, hurry up, it's dangerous here!"
Zhan Hongyan frowned, what is the situation of the people in this inn, obviously told them that it would be life-threatening to stay any longer, but no one left.
Even if the staff stays, they can still say that they are affectionate and righteous, but what about this guest? I'm still here leisurely eating melon seeds, and I can understand the following situation with a little bit of thinking.
Seeing her coming, Li En raised his hand, gave her a handful of melon seeds, and said, "Don't worry, it's safe here." ”
As a comedy, in the worldview of Wulin Gaiden, they can be injured, but they definitely can't die.
Besides, Gongsun Oolong generally doesn't kill directly, he uses sunflower acupoints to point at the opposite side, and then tortures to death.
Therefore, even if there is any accident, it is not too late for Li En to make another move.
In the lobby on the first floor, Bai Sanniang's mother and son, Chaifeng, and Tong Boda surrounded him in four directions.
Chasing the wind martial arts is very ordinary, maybe not even a first-class master, he can become a god catcher, mainly because of the relationship, secondly, he is a little smart, and he is very good at solving cases.
And Tong Boda's martial arts were okay in the early years, but now that he is older, his martial arts have long regressed, but he still resolutely stood up to protect his daughter.
Surrounded by four people, Gongsun Oolong was not nervous at all, and still swaggered on the stool and asked, "Hey! Call the cook up and get me a bowl of noodles, I'm a little hungry. ”
The four of them glanced at each other, and Bai Zhantang shouted, "Big mouth!" ”
"Wait a minute!" The big mouth in the backyard answered.
"Thank you." Gongsun Oolong stretched out his hand to them with a smile and said, "Sit down, take this place as your home, you're welcome, who are these two?" ”
Tong Boda arched his hand and said solemnly: "Dragon Gate Dart Bureau Tong Boda!" I also hope that Mr. Gongsun will give face, don't hurt my daughter and son-in-law. ”
Gongsun Oolong followed his eyes for a moment, and asked thoughtfully, "Is your daughter a master?" ”
"I haven't studied martial arts."
"That's okay, I'm not interested in ordinary people, the third sister is just this one son, and I finally found a daughter-in-law, and I won't kill it."
Hearing this, Tong Boda breathed a long sigh of relief, but did not relax his vigilance.
The posture on the hand chasing the wind next to him was not put down, but the tone was quite respectful, after all, he was a master.
"In the lower six doors, the four gods are hunting, chasing the wind! Mr. Gongsun, look up for a long time! Long admiration! ”
Well?
Swish!
Gongsun Oolong turned his wrist and made a palm force, knocking the chasing wind three feet away, smashing many tables and chairs.
A mouthful of old blood spit out, and Chasing Feng only felt a sharp pain all over his body, and even breathing would cause pain.
"Brother Feng!"
Zhan Hongyan's eyes were red, tears were rolling in her eyes, and she hurriedly ran to Chasing the wind.
"You... Let's go~" Chasing the wind said weakly.
"Nope! I'm not going! ”
As she spoke, Zhan Hongyan drew her sword and blocked it in front of him.
"Don't worry." Gongsun Oolong said calmly: "He just injured his lungs and couldn't die, but it hurt a lot." ”
Bai Sanniang gritted her teeth and asked, "Why did you beat him?" Just because he's the man of the six doors? ”
"Of course not!" Gongsun Oolong said angrily: "He scolded me for raising a dog, and I didn't kill him to give you face." ”
“… Ha? ”
Chasing Feng on the ground spat out another mouthful of blood and tried to argue for himself: "I'm talking about dogs!" Dog raising! ”
"Listen, he's still scolding me!"
Zhan Hongyan clenched the sword in her hand and shouted, "He's talking about Jiuyang!" ”
Yes?
Gongsun Oolong was stunned for a moment, and patted his head regretfully, "Why didn't you say it earlier, why didn't you say it earlier, alas~ It's good that I didn't eat, otherwise you would have died with that palm, good ~ good ~"
Chasing the wind has a strong accent, and he is a very nonfluent Cantonese Mandarin, and he basically listens to it for a long time.
Bai Zhantang pointed at Chasing the Wind, gritted his teeth and asked, "You have beaten people like that, are you still good?" ”
"Say a few words, I feel a little better in my own heart."
"Won't you be done with an apology?"
"That's not going to work." Gongsun Oolong said in the tone of a person who came over: "Apologize, if he doesn't accept it, I have to kill him, how troublesome." ”
He has experienced this kind of thing a lot, and every time he apologizes, he will be scolded by the other side and spit on.
Simply, comfort yourself with a few words, and this matter will be over.
He's old, but he can't stand the insults.
"Chicken soup... Noodles~"
Big Mouth walked in with his face on, and was startled when he saw Chasing Wind lying on the ground.
"You... You use it slowly. ”
Putting the noodles on the table, Li Dazui hurriedly ran back, not daring to stay for a second.
"Yo, it's so fragrant." Gongsun Oolong sniffed it and said with a smile: "Third sister, help me put the vinegar... Forget it, I'll take it myself. ”
Just when Gongsun Oolong went to get vinegar, Bai Sanniang pointed at him in the void and stopped him.
Bai Zhantang was overjoyed and rushed over to pat him on the head.
"Haha, stop it, let you ...... Damn! ”
Bai Zhantang's frightened soul was about to fly, and he quickly walked behind his mother and asked, "Mother, what kind of kung fu is he?" You can't even point him? ”
"This is called the Turtle Shell Divine Skill, which specializes in preventing acupoints, and I have practiced to the seventh level." Gongsun Oolong explained very intimately, and then took a big bite of noodles.
"Isn't this the unique secret of the Turtle Daoist in Causeway Bay?" Bai Sanniang asked.
"That's right, that summer, when I was playing chess with him, I took advantage of his distraction, I ordered his belly, took the secret book, killed the disciples, and burned his Taoist temple, and finally ...... Alas, good~good~"
Distracted?
Bai Sanniang grabbed the keyword sample of this sentence, it turned out that cracking the turtle shell magic skill requires the user to be distracted.
"Hehe, let's not talk about that." Bai Sanniang sat opposite him and asked with a smile, "Brother Gongsun, what are you here for?" ”
"Oh, didn't I hear that the imperial court issued a wanted warrant for my apprentice, saying that if you kill him, you can become a new Guanzhong hero, hiss~"
Gongsun Oolong took a breath and said: "My apprentice, although he is not a weapon, his martial arts are not bad, I just want to see who can kill him and become a hero in Guanzhong." ”
"If there really is a hermit master, maybe he can unravel me."
"Unraveling?"
"Yes, over the years, I have killed countless people and committed many sins, especially in the last few years, as soon as I close my eyes, I can see those people dangling in front of me."
"I can't remember the faces of some people, but I still remember the clothes and tragic conditions of the sect, so I want to find someone to take me to goodness and get rid of the nightmare."
After listening to Gongsun Oolong's explanation, everyone was stunned, but they didn't expect that he didn't come to take revenge, but wanted to ...... Be a good person?
The scene suddenly fell silent, only the sound of clicking melon seeds.
Originally, when the big guy spoke, the sound of snorting melon seeds was not abrupt, but after it was quiet, the voice was a little harsh.
Gongsun Oolong was also a little angry, squinted at it and said, "The donor has watched the play for so long, it's enough!" ”
After speaking, he raised his hand and pointed at Li En, and then continued to eat noodles.
But something strange happened to him, and the sound of swallowing melon seeds did not stop.
Li En came here to be a guest, to stay in the Tongfu Inn, and to watch everything that happened in the inn as a normal person.
The reason why he continued to eat melon seeds was not because of arrogance, but because of ...... Li En didn't notice that Gongsun Oolong had made a move on him at all.
Otherwise, it will definitely pretend to be caught.
Lee Eun still has the confidence to pretend to be very similar, because he played many times when he was a child.
(End of chapter)