Chapter 11: Wolong? Whoopy thief!
Zhao Yi, who had already disguised himself as Zhuge Kongming, was arranged into a special official residence.
Lu Su went to meet Sun Quan and report the news he had found in Xiakou.
And the news of Liu Bei's military advisor Zhuge Kongming's arrival in Chaisang has also spread among the generals of Eastern Wu.
"Miss~ Miss, you wait for me, what are you going to do? Let the old lady know that I will be punished~"
In the path separated by a wall outside the residence, a woman in red walked briskly in front of her, followed by a maidservant.
"Xiaoyue, don't be so loud, are you afraid that the people arranged by the second brother won't find out about us?"
The girl in red has big and smart eyes, a thin but not woody face, a well-proportioned and toned body, and she looks like a practitioner at first glance.
This is the third lady of the Sun family, who is famous in Jiangdong and no one dares to provoke - Sun Shangxiang.
"Miss, it's not appropriate for us to show our faces as women at will, let alone to see a man, I'm really afraid that the old lady will punish me."
"Xiaoyue, if you don't say it, I won't say it, how can anyone know? I'll just take a look, what Zhuge Kongming is called Wolong, and there is also the saying that Wolong and Phoenix Chicks can settle the world, hmph, I don't believe that he can be better than my second brother and Lord Gongjin. ”
When the little maid heard her say "Lord Gongjin", her little face suddenly flushed a little, and she said shyly: "That...... That's nature, who in the world can compare to Mei Zhoulang? ”
"Okay, stinky girl, don't be stupid, then Kong Ming should live here, don't make a noise, wait here, let me go up and have a look."
Sun Shangxiang asked the maid to let herself out, she looked left and right, took two steps back, pulled her legs to run, and flew on one side of the wall, her body was as light as a swallow jumping on the wall, and she flipped in with a quick move.
"Little ......"
The little maid still wanted to stop it, but before she finished speaking, her own young lady was already gone.
said that Zhao Yi, who was dressed as Zhuge Liang, was looking for a feeling in the concave shape of the house, when suddenly his ears moved, and he turned his head to look outside the courtyard.
"It's not a small amount of courage, and the official family dares to steal it? The security in this Jiangdong is not very good. ”
Zhao Yi was still a thief in the official residence, the pistol in the big sleeve of his right hand slid slightly, and a Browning M1906 pocket pistol was held in his palm, and he walked out of the room with both hands behind his back.
As soon as Sun Shangxiang climbed into the courtyard, she hid behind a stone pillar, and when Zhao Yi walked out of the room, she could just see his side face.
"This is Zhuge Kongming? looks quite handsome, and he doesn't look very old, but his body is a little thin, and he looks like a weak scholar who can't pick up his shoulders and can't carry it. ”
Sun Shangxiang looked at it twice, and then defined the other party in his heart.
Zhao Yi seems to be walking in the courtyard, but in fact he has discovered the hiding place of outsiders.
He paced back and forth while doing chest expansion exercises, and when he turned to the blind corner of Sun Shangxiang's line of sight, he suddenly accelerated his speed and rushed behind the other party.
"Huh? What about people? ”
Sun Shangxiang only felt that the other party was stopped by the stone pillar, and then lost his figure, and he felt strange, and suddenly heard the strong wind behind him, and subconsciously raised his foot and kicked behind him.
But she kicked out and was directly grabbed by the ankle of the comer, and pulled forward, Sun Shangxiang snorted softly under the unstable center of gravity, and the whole person was dragged into Zhao Yi's arms in the shape of a one-word horse.
"Yo~ Okay, you're a bold thief, and you dare to break into the mansion, do you know what you're doing?"
Sun Shangxiang was suddenly held by the other party, and quickly recovered from the horror in her heart, in this embarrassing posture, she clenched her silver teeth, pushed Zhao Yi away, and kicked her well-proportioned and powerful legs forward alternately, the movements were sharp and did not drag the mud and water at all, and it could be seen that she had worked hard to practice.
"Huh? You thief is still a good kung fu? ”
"Who's the thief? If a bold fanatic dares to despise me, die! ”
Sun Shangxiang was embarrassed and indignant, and seized the opportunity to kick Zhao Yi's crotch.
Zhao Yi raised his hand to block and jumped back half a step, "What a ruthless woman, do you want me to be the last?" I'm telling you, it's better to be caught quickly, or I'll call someone. ”
"Shouting? Do you still dare to shout people? Do you know who I am? I'm ......."
Sun Shangxiang was about to reveal her identity to scare off the other party, but suddenly remembered that she ran away secretly, if she was caught by her mother and second brother, I am afraid that she would be locked up at home again to learn to be a female celebrity.
"Who are you? I only know that you are a thief who climbed over the wall and entered the hospital without the permission of others, but your little thief is quite good-looking and in good shape, how about it? Do you want to be a personal maid for Uncle Ben? If you are happy to serve the uncle, maybe I can give you the title of a concubine. ”
Zhao Yi hadn't seen a girl with such a face for a long time, and he couldn't help but burst into tears at the moment.
"Miss~Miss~Someone is coming~!"
Hearing the call of the maid outside the wall, Sun Shangxiang clenched her silver teeth, no longer entangled with Zhao Yi, turned around and ran two steps, stepped on a stone and climbed over the wall, and when she left, she turned her head and glared at Zhao Yi fiercely.
"Bold! Okay, you cowardly Zhuge Kongming, Miss Ben remembers you, you wait for me, I have a chance to clean you up! ”
Sun Shangxiang's cheeks were flushed by Zhao Yi's words, and he was ashamed and angry, he really couldn't think of the number one military advisor under Liu Bei's account, and according to legend, Wolong, who was able to settle the world, was actually a shameless thief who didn't hide his mouth!
Zhao Yi stood below, looking at the beautiful girl's neat and chic movements, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl, and when the latter's figure disappeared into the wall, he sighed: "Tut-tut~ The best, it's really the best, huh?" No, how did she know that I was Zhuge Kongming? ”
Sun Shangxiang jumped off the wall and dragged his maid away from the place of the incident quickly.
Her steps were fast, faster than when she came, and she was holding the handmaid's hand a little subconsciously, and the painful Xiaoyue couldn't help but exclaim, "Miss...... Miss, you hurt me~"
Sun Shangxiang suddenly realized that he let go of his hand, but still said angrily: "Zhuge Kongming...... I've seen it today, and I'm a disciple in vain! I must have my second brother cut off his head! No, it's too cheap for him to die like that, you have to cut off one of his hands first! ”
Sun Shangxiang, as the third lady of the Sun family, has always been pampered and protected by the eldest brother Sun Ce and the second brother Sun Quan. Who didn't retreat when he saw it, but today, he was touched by Zhuge Kongming's ankle and spoke lightly, which is a great shame!
The more Sun Shangxiang thought about it, the more angry she became, the more embarrassed she became, she ran all the way home, and didn't care that Sun Quan was talking to Lu Su about important things, so she pushed the door and broke in.
"Second brother, second brother!"
Sun Quan was listening to Lu Su's report on the harvest of this trip to Xiakou, when he was interrupted by the anxious Sun Shangxiang.
He frowned slightly and looked at his sister and said, "Xiang'er, the second brother is discussing important matters, be obedient, wait outside the door for a while, and we'll talk later." ”
Sun Shangxiang pulled Sun Quan's sleeve and said, "Second brother~ I don't care, you must be the master of Xiang'er today~!" Now find someone to arrest that Zhuge Kongming and cut off one of his hands! Yes, cut off his right hand, that whore is so bold and frivolous that he must be arrested and imprisoned immediately! ”
"What do you say? Zhuge Kongming? Grab it and cut off your right hand? Still a thief? ”
Sun Quan was stunned by his sister, and he linked the young talent known as "Wolong" in the Langya Zhuge family with the word "lewd thief" anyway.
Lu Su was also full of question marks when he heard it, but Sun Shangxiang still shook Sun Quan's arm unrelentingly, and asked him to immediately send someone to arrest Zhuge Liang.
"This ...... Third Miss, I'm afraid there is some misunderstanding, right? As far as I know, Zhuge Kongming is elegant, personable, and knowledgeable, how can he be a frivolous and impetuous thief? Besides, he was just arranged into the official residence today, where did the third young lady meet him? ”
Hearing Lu Su's question, Sun Quan also reflected and said, "Yes, Xiang'er, didn't your mother let you learn embroidery and calligraphy at home today?" Where did you meet Zhuge Kongming? ”
Sun Shangxiang was stunned when asked, and then remembered that he had sneaked out, oh no, wouldn't he be exposed in front of the second brother.
Sun Quan saw Sun Shangxiang, whose big eyes were rolling wildly, and immediately lowered his face.
"Xiang'er, did you sneak out of the house again and wander the streets?"
Sun Shangxiang knew that he had been exposed, bowed his head and stuck out his tongue, and used his tried and tested trick in front of his eldest brother and second brother - coquettishness.
"Second brother~~~ You also know that Xiang'er doesn't like embroidery at all, Xiang'er only likes knives, guns and sticks, and my mother asked me to learn those and I was really saddened~~ Second brother, are you talking about important things with Mr. Zijing? That Xiang'er won't bother for now, I'll go back, just beg the second brother not to tell my mother about today's events~ Thank you~ And Mr. Zijing, you are not allowed to say, I ...... I'll go first~! ”
Sun Shangxiang warned Lu Su with his eyes, and ran away in a hurry.
Looking at Sun Shangxiang who disappeared into the room with a puff of smoke, Sun Quan couldn't help but show a wry smile on his face: "Alas~ This sister has been spoiled by me, I don't know what trouble I caused outside, forget it, don't care about her first, Zijing, you go back now and tell Zhuge Kongming, tomorrow at noon, I will prepare a little banquet in the mansion to catch the wind for him, and then let those lords and ministers sit together to see how he copes." ”
"It's my lord, I'll do it."