Chapter 18: Tongue Battle (2)
Zhao Yi turned at Na Yu is output, and the spit Xingzi sprayed the latter's face.
Yu turned and scolded his mother in his heart, and secretly asked, you replied so many sentences with this horn, and where did all those data come from? Although I didn't understand it, I thought it made sense.
And Zhao Yi's analysis and calculation, let alone Yu Xuan, no one present can turn his brain.
Seeing this, Zhang Zhao hurriedly coughed, and signaled for the next one to pick up quickly, so as not to let this yellow-mouthed child take the lead.
Bu Zishan, a young descendant of the Bu family, stood up.
"What Mr. said is light, just like Su Qin, Zhang Yi and the like, they are clearly a strategist who can only quibble."
Zhao Yi saw that he couldn't say any tenable arguments on the other side, and he had already begun to attack personally, and he knew that today's Confucian difficulties in today's tongue battle group had passed, and then he only needed to follow the steps and destroy this Dongwu scribe, and the task would be completed.
"That's right, what about Su Qin and Zhang Yi? At least I still contribute to my lord Liu Yuzhou Kuangfu Han Family, but unlike some cowards who are greedy for life and afraid of death, they don't do anything, they only know how to surrender, what qualifications do they have to laugh at me? Brother Bu thinks what I said makes some sense? ”
"You...... Who do you say is greedy for life and afraid of death? ”
"Whoever agrees is whoever it is, anyway, I didn't name or say anything."
Zhao Yi spread out his hands and looked innocent, and his angry face swelled to red.
At this time, Xue Zong, who was on the side, patted Bu Xiao's shoulder, and took over the conversation: "Mr. Kong Ming, in fact, whether it is the prosperity of Prime Minister Cao Cheng or the weakness of the Han family, it is an unstoppable historical law. ”
"Fart!"
As soon as the other party's voice fell, Zhao Yi was lucky enough to burst out of the dantian, and it was extremely vernacular foul language.
As soon as the word "fart" came out, everyone in Dongwu at the scene was in an uproar, and Sun Shangxiang, who was hiding behind the screen, stretched out his hand to cover his mouth and almost laughed.
"Who the hell is this? On the one hand, he is weird and cold-blooded and ruthless, and on the other hand, his tongue is full of lotus flowers, and at this moment, he said such vulgar words in front of the public, which is really incomprehensible. ”
Ling Tong nodded, and said thoughtfully: "Indeed, isn't this person the military advisor invited by Liu Beixin?" However, although I don't like this man very much, his temper is quite appetizing, and those civil officials only know how to surrender when they see the enemy coming, and they don't know how to resist, and they are all soft bones. ”
"Yes, my father and eldest brother have finally laid a foundation in Jiangdong, how can they give it up without resistance? No matter what the others do, I can't figure it out anyway. ”
The two were muttering, when they heard the foul mouth of the fake Zhuge Kongming in the crowd continue: "Xue Jingwen, you actually said such a fatherless and kingless bullshit!" The husband was born between heaven and earth, when loyalty and filial piety are the foundation of his life, our Han family still exists, as the Han Chen's food king's Lu, of course, when encountering national thieves, he will raise troops to ask for it, this is the way to be a minister!
Now Cao Cao is coercing the Son of Heaven to conquer the Quartet, and his rebellious heart is clearly revealed, which has already aroused the indignation of people all over the world! And you attribute it all to days, it's a fart! A fatherless, kingless, and unprincipled coward like you, Liang disdains you to talk, keeps his mouth shut, and I feel ashamed just to talk to you! ”
"You! You, you, you......"
Xue Zong was trembling when he was scolded by Zhao Yi, but he couldn't say a word for "you" for a long time.
"Mr. Zhuge , pay attention to your demeanor."
Lu Xun's uncle Lu Ji was sitting in danger at the moment and challenged Zhao Yi.
"Lu wants to ask Mr., then Cao Cao is the queen of Xiangguo Cao Shen, and Liu Yuzhou is just a husband who weaves mats and sells shoes, how can he compete with the former?"
"Mr. Lu, I really didn't expect that you have studied the I Ching for many years and are knowledgeable, how can you say such a brain-like speech? What happened after Sangkook? What about mat weaving? Even if it is Xiangguo, it is also Hanchen, can Xiangguo be autocratic and arbitrary after that, and there is no king?
Besides, my lord Liu Yuzhou is the emperor of Zhongshan Jingwang, and the current imperial uncle of His Majesty can be said to be rooted in the red, and when Gaozu started the incident, he was only a court president, but he finally sat in the world!
What happened to the mat weaving shoes? If you don't steal, don't rob, and don't insult your family, Mr. Lu's words are really like a three-year-old child, ridiculous, such childish words really shouldn't appear at today's high-end gatherings, I feel ashamed for you! ”
"I ...... I didn't mean that! ”
Lu Ji was choked by Zhao Yi's face and ears, but he couldn't argue, because the direction of debate he chose as soon as he opened his mouth was destined to be full of flaws, not to mention that Zhao Yi had already known their problems, and he had been taught by Zhuge Liang, plus a while of classical Chinese, and a while of vernacular, the brains of these Jiangdong Wenchen were like down, and they couldn't keep up with his rhythm at all.
After that, a few more people stood up to challenge Zhao Yi, but unfortunately one was not as good as the other, and they were all shouted and scolded by Zhao Yi until they were speechless, and they were ashamed and angry.
Seeing that so many Dongwu scribes present were all blue at what he said, Zhao Yi only felt happy in his chest, but he didn't expect that winning a quarrel could play the same role as winning a fight, and the quarrel was so reasonable that it was impossible to argue, which was the most uncomfortable.
Seeing that no one dared to stand up and fight with him at the scene, Zhao Yi put on a compassionate attitude at the right time, and sighed: "Hey~ Today is Kong Ming offended, although you and I have different positions and different concepts in this hall today.
Ke Liang believes that all of you here are gentlemen, gentlemen are loyal and patriotic, keep the good and evil, benefit the people, and leave their names for future generations, otherwise they can only write a thousand words, but there is no plan in their chests, and today's heart-to-heart with you also benefited Kong Ming a lot, as the saying goes, there must be my teacher in a threesome line, Kong Ming is here to thank the teachers. ”
The limelight is also out, and the scolding is also cool, Zhao Yi knows that he will give the other party some steps at the right time, after all, he is not here to quarrel, but to talk about cooperation.
Sun Shangxiang, who was hiding behind the screen, saw that her eyes were shining, she and Ling Tong were the same idea, although she didn't understand what Zhuge Kongming was talking about, but she felt that it was so powerful, those famous scribes in Jiangdong were ashamed of what he said, which was never seen before.
"How long will these rotten people last? You should listen to this Zhuge Liang now, and unite Liu Bei to fight against Cao Jun, what is my second brother doing? Why hasn't it come out yet? ”
Sun Shangxiang was waiting a little anxiously, she was about to find Sun Quan and urge him, but suddenly heard a rough voice coming from outside the door.
"Hahaha~~~ Mr. Wolong is worthy of being a genius in the world, so many of you are arguing about him, it is definitely not my Dongwu's hospitality, now Cao Cao's army is approaching, and you don't think about retreating from the enemy's strategy but are fighting here, my Lao Huang feels ashamed when he listens to it outside the door!"
The person who came had a resolute face, a gray beard, and a tiger and a tiger while walking, it was the veteran of Eastern Wu, Huang Gai Huang Gongfu.
"It's General Huang, he's here~~ So Gong Jin is also back?"
Sun Shangxiang couldn't help but be happy when she saw Huang Gai come forward to speak for Zhuge Liang, but she was quickly frightened by her joy.
"Why should I be happy? That stinky guy bullied me so much, but I'm going to cut off his palm! Never mind...... Today, the second brother saw that he still had important matters, so he left his palm on him first, and then took it another day. ”
Sure enough, as the veteran Huang Gai walked into the main hall, a man entered the rear, this person was tall, handsome, elegant and not lacking in heroism when walking, but it was the beautiful Zhou Lang who was praised as "the heroic hero of the world, the beautiful husband of Jiangzuo" - Zhou Yu.