8 Chapter 8

Although Zhu Yijun was slurred, spoke intermittently, and jumped out word by word, without inhibition or frustration, and no change in feelings, he could indeed recite these passages of the "Analects" word for word.

Emperor Jiajing said: "You can recite two more sentences to me." ”

Zhu Yijun raised his head from the toy, a little puzzled, and a little serious: "No." ”

Emperor Jiajing was even more puzzled than him: "You only have these few words?" ”

"Hmm."

Whose children only memorize the Analects in three paragraphs, or who is not next to anyone in the three paragraphs.

Emperor Jiajing asked him again: "Who taught you this?" ”

The little guy holds a tangram in one hand: "Wang An." ”

Emperor Jiajing was a little confused: "Who is Wang An?" ”

Huang Jin next to him replied: "Wang An is a slave beside the little master, only ten years old, and he is studying in the inner study hall. ”

Emperor Jiajing asked Zhu Yijun again: "You said, the (Analects) just now was taught to you by this eunuch who taught Wang An?" ”

Zhu Yijun shook his head: "I heard it." ”

He was too young to answer fluently, and could only express his meaning in simple language.

However, Emperor Jiajing also understood with suspicion. It was probably this eunuch named Wang An, who was studying the "Analects" in the inner study hall, and when he was reading the book, he was heard by this little guy and remembered it.

Huang Jin observed his expression, and couldn't see the joy and anger, so he glanced at Zhu Yijun next to him, who was still bowing his head and fiddling with the tangram, and said: "This little slave, ask him to serve the master, he dares to be lazy, and he doesn't ask him to go to the inner study hall to study." ”

"No way!" Zhu Yijun heard Huang Jin say that he didn't let Wang An study, so he was so anxious that he patted his thigh, "Study hard, don't be lazy!" ”

“……”

Emperor Jiajing and Huang Jin looked at him in surprise, a one-and-a-half-year-old milk doll actually taught people a lesson.

The little guy was imitating Chen Ju's usual tone of teaching Wang An, but Emperor Jiajing hadn't noticed who Chen Ju was, so he didn't know.

But Feng Bao, who was waiting outside the door, knew very well that this cute and cute voice, coupled with Chen Ju's stern tone, was really funny. It's a pity that Chen Ju was not present and couldn't see this scene with his own eyes.

"Hahaha!" Emperor Jiajing was amused by him, and also thought that his little grandson was very cute, "Jun'er is right, the inner servant reads, and it is also to better assist the master in the future, let him read." ”

Huang Jin immediately said: "Master Shengming." Then he stepped aside and stood.

"Jun'er," Emperor Jiajing pointed to the ground, "you pick it up for Grandpa Huang." ”

He was referring to the scripture book that had just fallen, just behind Zhu Yijun. The little guy was very obedient, turned around and picked up the book and held it in his arms, grabbed the imperial grandfather's robe with one hand, stood up with his strength, and handed him the book.

Emperor Jiajing pinched his little face: "Come, Grandpa Huang will teach you to read." ”

Zhu Yijun was still thinking about his toys, and turned around and wanted to run: "Don't read." ”

Emperor Jiajing had a straight face: "Who said just now that you should study hard and don't be lazy." ”

Zhu Yijun looked confused: "Who said that?" ”

"You said it."

"Hey, hey!" The little guy suddenly grinned, lay on the emperor's lap, and raised his head, "I said that." ”

Emperor Jiajing turned the book of "Tao Te Ching" in his hand to the first page: "The Tao is the Tao, the very Tao." The name is famous, and the name is not very famous. ”

Zhu Yijun's legs weakened, sat back on the ground, picked up his tangram, and continued to fiddle: "Dao Ke Dao, very Dao." The name is famous, and the name is not very famous. ”

"None, the beginning of heaven and earth; Yes, the mother of all things. ”

Zhu Yijun's milky voice repeated: "None, the beginning of the world; Yes, the mother of all things. ”

Although his attention was on the toy, it did not affect his mouth at all to follow the emperor's grandfather's endorsement.

"You connect the first two sentences and recite them to me."

"It's a good way, it's a very good way. The name is famous, and the name is not very famous. None, the beginning of the world; Yes, the mother of all things. ”

Just like his recitation of the Analects, he still slurred words and collapsed outward word by word, and sometimes the sentences were broken in incredible places. But he only listened to it once, and he was able to repeat these two sentences word for word.

Emperor Jiajing nodded with satisfaction, and began to teach him the last two sentences: "Therefore, there is always nothing, and I want to see the wonder; Often, I want to see it. ”

"Therefore, there is always nothing, and I want to see its wonders; Often, I want to see it. ”

"These two come out with the same name and have different names, the same name is the mystery, the mystery is mysterious, and the door of all wonders."

"These two have the same name and different names, and they are called the same Xuan, Xuan......"

Reciting the last sentence, Zhu Yijun stopped, and the whole person lay on the ground, holding the last jigsaw puzzle in his hand, hesitating where to put it.

Emperor Jiajing was about to remind him: "Xuanzhi ......"

The little guy also learned to answer: "Therefore, there is no such thing, and I want to see the wonderful; Often, I want to see it. These two have the same name and different names, and they are the same as the mysteries, the mysteries and the mysteries, and the doors of all the wonders. ”

Zhu Yijun dropped the last jigsaw puzzle and recited the two sentences just now in one breath. A grunt got up from the ground and raised his little fist and waved it in the air: "Okay! All right! ”

He threw himself on Emperor Jiajing's lap again, tugged at his robe, and shouted excitedly: "Grandpa Huang, Grandpa Huang......"

Emperor Jiajing listened to him memorize the "Tao Te Ching" so well, happy with pride, and a little sense of accomplishment as a teacher. ignored Zhu Yijun's appeal, and planned to put forward higher requirements for him.

"You recite what Grandpa Huang taught you just now."

Zhu Yijun grabbed his robe, and said in a milky voice: "Look at it, look at it!" ”

He was only one and a half years old, and the Analects and Tao Te Ching were just mechanical memories for him, and he couldn't understand what they meant, nor could he comprehend the meanings. What he likes is toys, those colorful little wooden blocks, different ways of arranging, can form different patterns, and it took him an afternoon to finally spell out what he wanted.

He likes Grandpa Huang, so he wants to be the first to share it with Grandpa Huang.

"Don't look." Emperor Jiajing was not as proud as him, "You recite the "Tao Te Ching" that you just taught you, and the imperial grandfather will read it again." ”

Zhu Yijun pouted, tugging at the sleeves of his robe and coquettishly: "Look first." ”

Emperor Jiajing never compromised: "Carry it first." ”

"Look first~"

"Carry it first!"

The two grandparents are still on the bar today, and no one is willing to take a step back.

Huang Jin watched from the sidelines, and said in his heart This is the little emperor's grandson, which minister has changed to compete with the emperor so much, and he has already dragged out the court staff for twenty.

Although he was in a stalemate with his grandson, Emperor Jiajing did not show any displeasure on his face, but looked happy: "I guess you have forgotten." ”

Zhu Yijun blinked: "I haven't forgotten." ”

Emperor Jiajing said again: "You must have forgotten." ”

"I haven't forgotten."

Emperor Jiajing's fingers knocked twice on the dragon chair carelessly: "Haven't forgotten? Then you can memorize and listen. ”

"Hmm." In order to prove that he really hadn't forgotten, Zhu Yijun let go of his hand, took a step back, stood up obediently, and began to recite: "The Tao is the way, the very way." The name is famous, and the name is not very famous. None, the beginning of the world; Yes, the mother of all things. ”

Zhu Yijun carried it here in one go, without even a pause in the middle, and he couldn't hold it back before stopping.

Emperor Jiajing tapped twice on the armrest: "Look, I said you forgot." ”

"I didn't forget!" The little one opened his mouth wide, shrugged his shoulders, took a deep breath, his face turned red, and then recited, "Therefore, there is no such thing, and I want to see it; Often, I want to see it. These two have the same name and different names, and they are the same as the mysteries, the mysteries and the mysteries, and the doors of all the wonders. ”

"Good, good!" Emperor Jiajing couldn't help laughing and applauding, "It is worthy of being my grandson, exactly the same as when I was a child." ”

He looked to the other side again: "Huang Jin." ”

"The slave is here."

"Go and prepare some snacks that your little master loves to eat."

Huang Jin retreated, and Zhu Yijun couldn't wait to take his hand: "Grandpa Huang, look! ”

Emperor Jiajing didn't know what good things were on the ground, this little guy was so persistent, he had to let him see it.

He picked up the little emperor and put it on his lap and sat up straight: "Look at it, look at it." ”

The little guy raised his hand and pointed to the ground: "Meow meow!" ”

Two small triangles make up the ears, the larger one is the body, the square is the head, and the parallelogram is the tail.

"It's a cat?"

Zhu Yijun nodded, opened his arms: "So big~" Then, he raised his arm and pointed to his eyebrows, "It's white." ”

His appearance with a gesture is too cute, and Emperor Jiajing understood at a glance: "You mean frost eyebrows?" ”

"Meow!"

The little guy is now full of desire to express, and draws a circle on his chest again: "My ball is disobedient, I ran away, I'll chase it." The black one came to grab it, and Meowth meowed it away. ”

"You mean, a black cat snatched your ball, and Frostbrow knocked it away."

Zhu Yijun nodded and waved his little fist: "Run away!" Run away! He laughed again.

Frost eyebrows are notoriously cold, and no one cares about them except Emperor Jiajing. During the day, when it's fine, it finds a place where no one is around. At night, when Emperor Jiajing went to bed, he stayed by his side.

Although he knew that a one-and-a-half-year-old child would not lie, Emperor Jiajing was also really surprised, and Shuangmei would help the child grab toys.

"Could it be that it knows that you are my imperial grandson?"

Zhu Yijun nodded: "I know!" ”

After a while, Shang Shanjian prepared a snack. The eunuch added some ice cubes to the main hall, and Emperor Jiajing brought Zhu Yijun to the table.

Emperor Jiajing took the little emperor and grandson to sit down, there were several delicate snacks on the table, and in front of Zhu Yijun was a plate of crystal clear white pastries, each piece was made into the shape of a flower, and the middle was also dotted with pale yellow stamens, which made people very appetizing at a glance.

Zhu Yijun was a face control at a young age, and he liked all good people and things, which can be seen from the time he chose his personal eunuch, and he was naturally not surprised by food.

"Eat." Emperor Jiajing saw that he couldn't wait, and his saliva was about to lie down the corners of his mouth, so he pushed the dish in front of him to make it easier for him to take it.

A small hand stretched out, looking whiter and more delicate than the snack. Zhu Yijun picked one up and put it in his mouth, and took a bite hard, and his eyebrows and nose wrinkled.

The peculiar bitter taste of the herbs made the little guy unbearable, and as soon as his tongue was topped, he spit it out.

This snack looks so beautiful, but it tastes so bad.

In front of Emperor Jiajing, there is a Chongdao tea, according to the Taoist priest, this tea is made of Taoist secret recipes, which has the effect of prolonging life.

As he drank tea, he watched with interest the change in his grandson's face. From impatient, to full of doubts, and then the little face wrinkled into a bun, sticking out his tongue and shaking his head like a puppy, which was full of fun.

The emperor told his grandson: "This is called five white cakes, made of white poria cocos, white yam, white lotus seeds, white lentils and white chrysanthemum tasteless medicinal materials, which has the effect of relieving heat and dampness, strengthening the spleen and invigorating qi, and is most suitable for eating in the hot season." ”

Zhu Yijun couldn't understand a word, he only knew that this was not delicious, and he wanted to change it.

After speaking, the emperor took one for himself, accompanied by the Chongdao tea that can prolong life, and felt that he was one step closer to the feather ascension.

When he turned around, the little guy beside him was gone.

At the same time, on the other side of the table, there was no one to see, but only a chubby little hand stretched out, groping on the table.

The emperor suddenly teased, picked up the plate of five white cakes, and changed places with the lotus cake opposite.

Zhu Yijun tiptoed, finally touched the edge of the plate, tried harder, stretched his little hand in, grabbed a snack with lightning speed, and quickly retracted it.

As the emperor expected, a moment later, there was a "ahhh