19. I feel like I'm dying......
There are many things that can be called bad in this world for Kika, and today she encountered a special headache for her - what could be more tearless than being pestered by a bear child for a day?
The answer, of course, is yes.
When I was made around by a group of bear children all day, I longed for a good rest and tidying up my mood, but I found that there was a monster crawling at home that was ready to tear itself to pieces and swallow it all.
"Ahh
Kika, who used to protect Val in front of him, used Val as a shield uncharacteristically today, and hid behind Val tremblingly. There is no way, the pressure brought to her by the woman in front of her is too great, and Kika has no doubt that if Aisha and Xia are not there, she will definitely be "eaten" by the other party. As for Val, her instincts tell Chika that she is not in any danger.
Because for Xia, although she is also a cute Lori, compared to the natural slow three beats, the arrogant one has the pleasure ♀ of bullying ♀!
The most important thing is that, according to Rin, this Lori is still very good - that is, compared to those flowers that break at the touch, this Kika can perform some "slightly" intense play on her......
Click.
Xia took a step forward.
At the same time as Xia made a move, Kika reflexively took two steps back as if she had exploded—the woman in front of her. Although she was smiling all the time, what Kika could feel from her was not warm at all!
"Give me back!" x2
Lin and Aisha hurriedly stopped Natsu, who was panting. The image has collapsed, isn't this guy still conscious? It can make the bold Kika so panicked, Xia is really powerful.
"Although I know that you may have held back for many years, if you have animal ♀ desires, please don't vent it on them - even if you are half of my disciples, if all three of my disciples become mothers at this age, I will be very troubled...... If anything, it's yours after all, Lynn, right? You're such a sinful woman. ”
It's really scary to think about, isn't it? Let several underage young girls become unwed mothers......
As soon as these words came out, the expressions on the faces of several of the girls present were different - Lin smiled helplessly, Val still looked at Aisha with some confusion, and Kika. At this moment, he was moving his gaze back and forth between Val and Xia in shock...... Is it the rhythm of the number of dangerous molecules intended to give her a baby plus one?
"Aisha senior, don't imagine such a beautiful future~ I'm embarrassed to say it......"
"No one is complimenting you!" X3
Aisha's fingers curled up, and she slapped a fried chestnut on Natsu's forehead: "I also introduced you to Kika and them earlier, saying that you are a calm and stable black magician with extraordinary strength." Don't punch me in the face now!"
Is this really a black magician with extraordinary strength and calmness?
"It's a pity, since Aisha has said so, let's give up...... I have (9) ways to have children between girls......"
Aisha and Lin were both silent—though they had also thought about the problem of "lilies are infinitely good, but they can't be born". It shouldn't be a problem in Xia's eyes. However, he didn't expect Xia to have so many means...... (9) Isn't it so that men are weak?
At this moment, even Aisha couldn't sit still, and subconsciously took a step back. Although there are not many things in the world that she has never experienced, pregnancy and childbirth are ...... Forget it.
"It's good that you're not prepared to stay. ”
Aisha's words were echoed by several others.
"Because Aisha is here, there will definitely be no chance to start, so even if you give up, it's no pity......" Seeing that the faces of the people present changed in unison, Xia finally restrained Xia himself, "Okay." Those words just now were just playing with Lin, don't care~"
"How could you not care!"
It can be said that the most popular (?) Kika's shout has already brought a little crying tone to it. There was already a potential threat to his head with a natural black war. Now there is another one, and it is difficult for Kika not to think about it—if you want to say that it is dangerous, difficult, and painful, Kika is not afraid, but it is really difficult for a little girl like her to start growing taller than her.
"Kika is still a child, so Natsu is a little more restrained...... Even if it's Lynn, it's okay to harass you like this. ”
"Eh, what about the other child?" Natsu looked at Val curiously, the tsundere girl Kika with a little adult-like face reacted so violently, but the other girl who looked a little dazed didn't react at all?
As soon as the words came out, Kika's face became extremely sad.
"Because...... Because Val's dream is to have a baby with Chika......"
Even Aisha and Lin feel awkward when they say it-In a sense,Chika is really sad.,How can there be a girl who was targeted by a childhood sweetheart (♀) and booked to be pregnant ♀ CG when she was just a teenager? Even if there is,,This is a plot that only exists in the fan, right?
“......”
Now the corners of Xia Ye's eyes began to twitch, she said something like that, it was just a joke, just to tease these girls, but it couldn't be true...... But hearing Aisha say this, the weak girl on the other side who looked very affected was actually serious?
That's a great idea.
Natsu stepped forward and took Val's hand, under Val's unexplained gaze. With a kind expression, he said to her, "That, Val-chan...... Do you want to come to my sister to learn it? I have several methods ♀ to choose from here - the gentle type that pushes the boat along the water, the overlord hard bow type on the front, the hypnotic type, the brainwashing type, and the ghost animal training type...... It hurts!"
"What the hell are you doing! Don't indoctrinate Vaal with this strange knowledge!"
Lin originally wanted to appreciate Xia with a head hammer, but she didn't know what Lu Dao was for. Suddenly, the body became a kick...... But it doesn't matter! Anyway, a guy like Xia who teaches bad children must not be tolerated!
"It's dangerous, it's dangerous~"
had long expected Lin to make such a move, so Xia turned around and hugged Lin who was kicking in his arms: "Sure enough, it's not what I expected, Lin, your actions are still really predictable~"
Xia said while rubbing the face of Lin who was held in his arms - the two new Loli are cute and cute, but they lack the decisive temptation factor!
"Ahh
Lin kicked her legs desperately in Xia's arms, trying desperately to break free from Xia's restraints. But Xia's arm strength is not proportional to her appearance, and the strengthened arm strength is definitely not something that Lin can break free.
After resisting for a while (and being eaten by Xia for a while with tofu). Lin also realized that the situation was not good: "It's over! Xiaoli wants more sisters...... Woo woo, it's not a wet sauce child......"
"Don't say it, I really look like I'm going to do something like this!"
Aisha said that she was not a pervert! And it was still Lori's Xiao Lin to do such a thing, which is extremely confusing to think about, right? What's more, Lin is still her own apprentice...... Although Aisha is not unaware of Rin's thoughts. If she really wanted to do such an excessive thing to Lynn, she wouldn't resist. But Aisha would never do that.
......
After some fighting, Rin also introduces Natsu in detail to Val and Kika. Because of the performance just now, Kika was still a little cringe towards Natsu, but Val was very enthusiastic - and this detail also made the tears in Kika's eyes even more out of her eyes.
Speaking of the calm and steady black mage with extraordinary strength, the others are unknown, and Kika said that he is worried about whether Val will secretly learn some strange dark ♀ magic ♀.
It's good that the other party won't stay here...... If you pay attention, you shouldn't let Val have this chance, right?
Regardless of what Kika thinks here, Aisha's side is also very distressed about the activities of the association in the future.
“...... Do you mean, I'm wearing this maid outfit?"
Even though Xia is the kind of person with a big brain. But in the face of Lynn's terrifying remarks, she was also frightened - when she heard Aisha and Lin mention it before. She already felt that this so-called "admissions" activity was very strange, obviously it should be a solemn thing, but there was an inexplicable impetuousness. Now she also knows how to do it, where is this "inexplicable", from the beginning this thing was forced to do it. If it weren't for the strange publicity, Saris wouldn't have had to do this...... But in any case, the first task at present is to maintain the existence of the association, and not to let it become an Akarin association, as for impetuousness or not, it is no longer a matter of concern.
Anyway, in the eyes of ordinary people, the association has long had labels such as "big brains", "broad thinking", and "a lot of fun", as long as it is not like a cult that no one can get close to before, it is enough. The current situation of the association is no different from that of the club in a sense......, right? If you don't have some energy and presence, you'll really be on the path of Akalin.
But no matter what, even if you need a beautiful girl to attract attention and improve your favor through the eyeball effect, but in the end, this is a mage association? It's not a maid tea restaurant or a nightclub, is it really okay to wear a maid costume in a grand manner?
You have to be particular about seduction!
"Hmph, Xia, you are really too sweet~" Lin proudly clasped her hands to her chest, her mouth turned to the sky, "I'm not an ordinary meat show, of course it won't be so simple~ A mere maid outfit is naturally not good, but if you add some special configurations, even if it is a maid outfit." It can also radiate vitality and mystery~"
"If it's something like 'raise the skirt by five centimeters' or something like that, then don't do it. ”
"That's not it, that kind of means can only seem vulgar, how can it reflect my grandeur and knowledge!?"
Lynn never liked to sell cuteness and festival exercises, Mercedes buses or something. Anyway, Lin has been a man for 20 years, and it is very clear that the man's eyes are easy to stay in those places -- Xia Hao is her friend, and she asks her friend to sell meat for her own interests? She is not the kind of person who lets her wife take "innocent photos" to lure her dead in front of the computer to do hand exercises.
The image of the maid profession has long been fixed in the minds of the public, and this inherent image that has become common sense for them ...... to us No, it's an incomparably sharp weapon for Natsu!"
"Huh?"
Sure enough, there is a gap in the brain? Xia was forced to find that he couldn't keep up with Lin's rhythm.
"The maid herself is delicate and lovely. She is both weak and helpless, but at the same time, she also has the attribute of ability...... Hey, don't show that kind of expression at this time! This 'capable' is not the same as the kind of 'capable' you think!"
Where did this come from, the bad boy who would interrupt the teacher's class? That's why it's going to be hard later, right?
Speaking of which, it is still a relatively long time ago to laugh obscenely because of some subtle homonyms in the teacher's class, right?
"The maid herself is responsible for cleaning and contracting the housework. So in everyone's hearts. The maid is also synonymous with 'housekeepers', and for groups other than housewives, this kind of housekeeping all-round attribute is a kind of strong posture in life! So the maid has the attribute of 'strong action'! This is a point that is often overlooked by everyone, but this is also a deep-rooted impression of everyone! And Xia's task is to embody the 'strong posture' of the 'maid' as much as possible!"
In a nutshell...... Ahem, there's no ambiguity in this......
But with the "hormone secretion coefficient" of all of you (what kind of strange thing is this...... In a sense. Xia, who is most in line with the public's aesthetics, can't really understand it like that...... But. Will definitely be killed by Xia in a curious way, right? Although Xia has the aura of a relative of Dior on the surface...... But in essence, this person is extremely dangerous to men! If you really want to talk about it, Lynn and Sharis, two sexually converted girls, don't have such a terrible attitude towards men!
Just think about the difference in attitude towards Salis and Saris!
"If necessary, you can carry a scythe!"
"Wait!What is a sickle?What does the maid profession have to do with the sickle~?"
When it comes to scythes, the first thing that comes to mind is an ominous thing like the Grim Reaper, right......? If you just take things in everyday life as an example, then it should be a farmer, right?
So, how did the maid get involved with the sickle? And judging from the word "carry" used by Lin just now, it is obvious that it is not the sickle used by the farmer for work, right?
"Kouheng Kouheng ~ Xia, you don't understand, right? In a sense, the sickle can also be classified as a 'sweeping tool'! Whether it is the method of use or the purpose of use! It and the mop and broom are the same five hundred years ago!"
"I don't think this kinship, whether it's Scythe-kun or Mop-kun, Broom-kun, will not admit it!"
"No, I'm telling the truth! The legendary maid academy has a martial arts course for sweeping! Throwing knives, outstanding scythe skills, and Thompson's ripple walking are all essential skills for maids!"
"This is the maid of that family! I really want to see it!"
"Sixteen Nightsaki, Rico, and Robert!"
"I don't know any of them, but I do feel the breath of a strong man coming to my face! Except for one of them, it seems to have a bit of a confused feeling......
Sure enough, Lin's brain hole is too big!
Xia suddenly felt that he was actually saved, and he really shouldn't have given up treatment at that time, right? No, in fact, it is okay to make amends now when he realizes the situation.
"When the time comes, Xia you will wear this maid outfit, and it will be easy to carry a real scythe with your strength, and your black magic and this sign of death are also very compatible~"
Although Lin is actually a master of the undead, most people in this world mention death and death, and their first reaction is horror, misery and evil, and the helplessness of fate and the heaviness of life are still far away for ordinary people. So after the last, Lin also felt that this look was still more in line with Xia.
With Xia's mastery of black magic, it's still easy to create some terrifying atmosphere without causing danger.
"Then, Natsu, you can make some decorations, such as adding some accessories like the devil's bat wings to the maid's outfit...... No, this kind of gossip in the church...... That's good! Add a black cloak with a tattered bottom! It will feel like a waiter of death, won't it?"
"Sounds like that......
"Think about it carefully! A delicate maid came up at the beginning, which made everyone feast their eyes and wonder at the same time, thinking that this was just a gimmick, Xia You suddenly showed your hand, which can not only shock everyone but also make everyone have a different kind of amazing feeling! Especially the maid's costume, with your powerful and suffocating strength last summer, this contrast is absolutely irresistible!"
It seems like...... Is that really the case?
"Well, when the time comes, as long as you rely on Xia alone, you will be able to attract the attention of a lot of people...... For example, it costs 450 to enter the venue, 520 to shake hands - if you don't pay 970, no one can protect you!"
"Off topic!" (To be continued......)