The 278th question

"I'm going to send you to the core of the moon, also known as hell, and re-forge there!" said the Cosmic Old Man, "Only after completely removing the flesh and blood essence from your body and making you reborn as a pure superman, can you join forces with Piggy to have a chance of winning!"

"That's right!" Ermao roughly understood what the old man of the universe meant. But he was a little unconvinced and said, "Why do I join forces with Piggy to have a chance to win?

"Not enough!" replied the Old Man of the Universe crisply.

"But," said Ermao, "I still have two helpers!"

"Do you mean Mu Xiaocui and Miss Feng'er?"

"Yes, it's the two of them!"

"Hmm!" said the Old Man of the Universe, "they can't help you much. ”

"What is it for? Mu Xiaocui was ordered by the Pangu God. ”

"She has another responsibility!"

"What responsibility?Do you know where Mu Xiaocui went?Why did she disappear?" Ermao was still a little worried when he mentioned Mu Xiaocui!

"You don't have to ask, I can only tell you that she is safe!" said the old man of the universe, "It's just that the Feng'er girl next to you is in some trouble!"

"What's the trouble?" Ermao provoked the sixth nerve. The most worrying thing about him is Miss Feng'er, he even regrets bringing Miss Feng'er to the moon, and now it seems that Miss Feng'er is undoubtedly a burden. And he had to keep this cumbersome safe!

"You don't need to ask too much," said the Old Man of the Universe, "and you will know then." ”

"Something has been bothering me," Ermao said, "and I have to figure it out." ”

"Just say something. ”

"After we came to the moon, we found a video recorder in the first time, and you must know the origin of this video recorder?"

"Yes! He is the product of the invention of the last civilization on Earth! It has been on the moon for at least 30,000 years. ”

"Damn!" Ermao jumped in the hands of the old man of the universe: "So, the last civilized person has been to the moon?"

Old Man of the Universe: "They are not the only ones who have been to the moon......"

Ermao: "Who else?"

"You don't need to know too much," said the old man of the universe, "just ask about what is in front of you." ”

Ermao: "So, who recorded the video of the video recorder?"

Old Man of the Universe: "I recorded the video of the moon landing to alert you. And give you a video of the hint that the pothole can be hidden. ”

Ermao: "You mean that the two sleeping bags in the pit were also prepared by you for the two of us?"

Old Man of the Universe: "I've prepared it for me, but it's not for you." ”

Ermao: "That's for it?"

Old Man of the Universe: "For Miss Feng'er and Mu Xiaocui." With your current skills, you don't need it at all, but I didn't expect Miss Feng'er to sleep with you. ”

Ermao: "That sleeping bag is also a product of the last civilization period?"

Old Man of the Universe: "Not bad!"

Ermao: "So, we are sleeping in the hole, and it is you who secretly stand outside and peep at us?"

Old Man of the Universe: "No, it's someone else!"

Ermao: "Who?"

Cosmic Old Man "Cosmic Weirdos!"

Ermao: "Ah! So he really knows our whereabouts?"

Old Man of the Universe: "Before you came, he already knew that you were coming!"

Ermao: "So, who recorded the video I chased?"

Cosmic Old Man: "Of course it's me!"

Ermao: "You left that huge footprint?"

Cosmic Old Man: "No!"

Ermao: "Who's that?"

Old Man of the Universe: "I'm sure you're not so stupid that you can't even think of who he is. ”

Ermao: "I understand when you say that." ”

Ermao suddenly remembered the smiling face by the waterhole again, and asked, "Who is that smiling face by the waterhole?

The old man of the universe smiled and said, "You guessed right this time, no!"

Ermao: "Also, who is that half-human, half-beast strange face painted by Miss Feng'er?

"Hmm!" the cosmic old man nodded.

"Who is that?" Ermao was surprised and nervous!

Old Man of the Universe: "There must be someone else in him." You'll know then. ”

Ermao: "Holy shit! It's so mysterious! It can't be that Pantai himself is also coming to the moon, right?"

"Ha Luha, you are very smart!" The laughter of the old man of the universe was very unpleasant and harsh.

"That's true!" Ermao's hair stood on end, to the point of fear. The old man of the universe was noncommittal.

"That's Pan Tai, why is he so different from the smiling face by the waterhole?"

Old Man of the Universe: "Know that he will change. ”

Ermao: "If you say that, I understand, but..."

"What questions do you have about it, even if you come once, don't be a mother-in-law!" the old man of the universe seemed a little impatient.

"Why are you so anxious, old man?" Ermao said, "I once tried to record its image, but. I couldn't do it several times, for what? And you, I was on you at the time. ”

"Hmph!" the old man of the universe smiled and said, "There are still many things that you can't think of, let's understand it slowly in the future! Now I'm going to send you to hell!"

"Wait!" Ermao shouted, "I still have questions." ”

Old Man of the Universe: "Speak quickly!"

"Feng'er and I once saw something that looked like a UFO. What's that?"

"I've seen what you said!" said the cosmic old man, "That's the product of you earthlings!"

"Our product?" Ermao was surprised and couldn't believe it.

"Yes, it was the 'Jade Rabbit' lunar probe launched by you Chinese"

"Yes? I remember that the Yutu lunar probe was not launched until the end of the year!"

"Now that the time is calculated, it is already a cold winter on your earth, do you say it should be the end of the year or the beginning of the year?"

"Holy shit! We've only been on the moon for a few days!" Ermao's expression was indescribable. But. He was very excited, and the Chinese's lunar exploration project had taken another big step. This indicates that China's aerospace technology is becoming more and more advanced.

"You don't have to be glad that you humans got such a little thing to go to the moon," said the old man of the universe, "it doesn't make the slightest sense! ”

"I believe what you say!" Ermao said: "Human beings are too small for the universe. ”

"It's not that humans are too small. The old man of the universe said, "The earth is too small! A small planet will not give birth to big creatures." ”

Ao!" Ermao blinked his eyes as if he had realized something.

"There's too much nonsense, I should send you to hell!" the old man of the universe lifted Ermao above his head.

"Wait! (To be continued......)