"Dear! Come out hi! ”

"What? The table bothered me to practice singing. ”

"I bought a cat that understands human speech!"

"Hehe......"

"Really, I don't lie to you!"

"Huh."

Ding Ling was very angry, and the consequences were serious. She posted two pop-ups and three videos in succession, and finally blew up her good friend.

"Yikes! Death to you! ”

"Tell you the truth, who told you not to believe it?"

"yes, yes, you're the smartest cat you bought, right? Let's talk about it after three days. ”

"What do you mean?" Ding Ling curled her mouth and crackled on the keyboard.

"Cut, you forgot the little turtles, hamsters, and goldfish you used to raise, and that one fed them?"

Hiss~ I gasped and looked back at Ding Ling, a pet killer......

Ding Ling hurriedly covered my eyes, closed the instant conversation window and reopened, and cleared the chat history.

"Pick up the video! I'll show you. ”

Ding Ling clicked on the video communication to change the topic, and after the other party agreed, another girl appeared on the display. Wearing cartoon pajamas, with double ponytails, and an impatient look.

"Hey, do you hear me?" Ding Ling put on her headphones and pointed the camera at me.

Then I couldn't hear the sound, but I saw the girl with two ponytails on the display screen move her mouth, and Ding Ling gave me an order, "The Führer sit down." ”

I didn't listen to her, I was curious about where the girl with two ponytails popped up, and I took a detour behind the monitor to take a look, so amazing! It seems that Ding Ling's display is more advanced than that of the pet store!

I don't know what the other party said, Ding Ling retorted, "Be careful and laugh off, the Führer is not stupid, he just doesn't want to give you a show." By the way, don't go around saying it, my mom doesn't know yet. ”

Call me stupid? I walked back to the monitor and waved my paw at the double ponytail girl on the screen.

Dare to call me stupid and scratch you!

At this time, the door lock rang, and Ding Ling hurriedly picked me up and stuffed it into the neckline.

Pity me before I can react, just an upside-down onion fell on her stomach, pity me still have two bags on my head, it hurts!!

It's too much, scratch you to death, scratch you to death!

I scratched a few times, and then I heard a voice that didn't belong to Ding Ling say, "What time is it and still surfing the Internet?" Brush your teeth and go to bed! ”

It's her mother! I quickly stopped scratching and curled up motionless.

"Oh." Ding Ling agreed, said goodbye to her good friend slowly, and turned off the computer procrastinatingly. She didn't dare to get up, afraid that I would fall out, and even more afraid that I would be discovered.

Fortunately, her mother didn't linger, and turned to leave after urging her.

Ding Ling breathed a sigh of relief, picked up my clothes, grabbed me out, and hid under the bed.

She went out to brush her teeth, and I looked at the threads on my paws, and regretted the impulse. Fortunately, it was a claw on her clothes, and if it was on her stomach, the consequences would be unimaginable.

After a while, she came back with a strong wind, closed the door and looked for me under the bed for the first time, and was relieved to make sure that I was obediently squatting underneath.

She grabbed my clothes and knocked me on the head and said, "Look at you! Ming'er cut off your nails. ”

As she spoke, she found two old clothes from the closet and came out. Then he took out a shoebox under the bed, put the clothes underneath, and finally picked me up and put it in the shoebox.

Meow a! You want to suffocate me! The pet killer lives up to its name!

Besides, how can cats sleep at night? Why do you think you use night owls to describe people who don't sleep at night?

My struggle to bring about a greater reaction didn't help. If it is an ordinary cat, it must be noisy and noisy at this time, struggling.

But I think that doing so will only be exposed.

Judging from Ding Ling's attitude, her parents' attitude towards their pets is definitely more than fifty percent dissatisfied, so it is never worth the risk.

And judging from this short contact time, Ding Ling is a hardliner who thinks he is good to you and doesn't listen to your refutation.

You see when she gives me a name, you see her choice between her homework and me, you see......

I wasn't struggling, I was quiet and patient. Just wait for her to think I've given up, and when she sleeps, I can be active.

Sure enough, after I wasn't struggling, she put the shoebox back under the bed.

Then I heard her say to herself, "Oh, I forgot to leave a vent for the Führer." ”

If you have a conscience, I thought to myself, and then I felt the shoebox being dragged out again. But what I never expected was that she actually picked up the ballpoint pen directly and pricked it at the shoebox a few times.

I'll go for it, and I've poured blood mold for eight lifetimes! When the tip of the pen is close to my body, it is 0.01 centimeter! If it weren't for Ben Meow Hongfu Qitian, she wouldn't have been stabbed to death?

The most terrible pet killer is to kill you quietly and silently when he thinks he is good for you......

I was so frightened that I broke out in a cold sweat, and the lid of the shoebox was suddenly opened, and Ding Ling was terrified to make sure that I was not injured, so she patted her heart apologetically and said, "Fortunately, you're fine, scared me to death." ”

It's scared me to death, okay! I owe you in my last life! I was almost stabbed to death by you, and I didn't dare to scream.

Ding Ling was apologetic, touched the top of my head to comfort me, turned off the light and lay on the edge of the bed and teased me for a long time before recovering the shoebox and pushing it back to the bottom of the bed.

After feeling the tossing and turning of the roasted cake above my head stopped, I immediately lifted the lid and prepared to break from prison (the shoebox).

It's not a hard shoebox, it's not easy to bear my weight, but fortunately I'm just a pound and eight taels, and after a few efforts, I managed to turn it out of the shoebox.

There is also neon light outside the window, which is not bright through the curtains, but it is enough to illuminate. Knowing everything in a dark environment is exactly what we cats are capable of.

There is a bright light in the crack of the door, and there is a noisy mother-in-law drama TV outside the door.

I looked back at the big bed, and although I couldn't see Ding Ling on the bed, it didn't prevent me from despising her.

They said that they would let me watch TV after finishing their homework, but what about TV when they said they were good? A small blue pond that does not keep promises.

The night was long, and I used to spend time with cats and dogs in the pet store. What now? It's like watching TV, but I can't get out.

Hey?

I looked at my desk, and there was a monitor! But how do I get there?

Walking under the desk, the wooden legs were able to climb, but the legs weren't thick enough, so I tried it and gave up.

Can you borrow it?

I looked around for my target, silently calculating. If you push the shoebox over, jump on the shoebox, jump on the chair, and finally jump on the desk.

Good way!

I hurried back to the bottom of the bed and pushed the shoebox. The shoebox made a rattling sound when it rubbed against the ground, and I quickly stopped.

Obediently knock, loud, easy to expose, give up.

I wandered back and forth in the room, and when I walked past the desk again, I noticed that I hit the top of the curtain, and I just climbed up along the curtain.

I'm a genius!

I retreated to the door to help me run and jump, reaching out my paw to hook the curtains. The curtains are soft and collapsed, and it is not easy to be forced. I kept adjusting my center of gravity and it took me a long time to master the technique of curtain climbing.