I jump!

Succeed...... Oops...... I......

The glass top of the coffee table was as smooth as a mirror, and I slid on the mirror with too much force, even if my nails rubbed against the mirror and made an unpleasant sound, it could not stop me from falling.

I struggled to balance my balance for the fall that followed, writhing my ass and sliding across the coffee table as if I were dancing a solo waltz, and finally a brief ending in the air.

I think the shape is excellent, but in fact, it is not ugly to show my teeth and claws.

"Meow~"

My butt hurt so much that I got up, jumped on the shoebox, launched a second round of charge to the high ground of the coffee table, adjusted my strength, and finally stood firmly on the coffee table.

My heart was filled with joy, and I raised my tail and circled the coffee table three times. Then focus on the remote control and press the red power button with one paw.

"Some people imitate my face, and some people imitate my face, Master X's Laotan sauerkraut ......"

The TV picture is still there, but the sound of the advertisement has reached my ears.

Ulla! I'm cheering, it's my TV time!

I comfortably switch channels, commercials, TV series, movies, variety shows, animal worlds, all of them are still my choice.

Everyone wants to see it, and everyone is reluctant, so it's hard to choose!

In the end, I simply turned my back to the TV, didn't look at the remote control, and pressed it with one paw.

“…… Good ass backwards flat sand swallow style ......"

What to choose? I turned around, and the people on TV were all dressed in period costumes and carrying weapons in their hands. I glanced at the bottom right, oh, smiling.

It's up to you.

Time passed in a hurry, and the plot of Xiaoao Jianghu quickly attracted me, although every time an advertisement popped up at a critical moment, I was not disgusted, and I watched it with relish.

The rivers and lakes of happiness and revenge, the struggle of deceit, and the strongest Dugu Nine Swords.

I squatted on the coffee table, unconsciously raised a claw, and waved it in the air at will, thinking in my heart: Dugu can create Dugu Nine Swords and break all martial arts in the world, why can't I?

His name is Dugu Jiujian, and mine is called Dugu Jiujiao! Hum hum, the first style is called scratching the dog style, scratching the world's white dog, black dog, big yellow dog.

What about the second formula? Cat scratching style.

The third tickle style.

Fourth...... Uh, the fourth is talking about it later.

I yawned and enjoyed the sunlight shining through the cracks in the curtain that covered the balcony.

With one paw turned off the TV, he jumped off the coffee table and pushed the shoebox back under the bed. Seeing the golden rays of sunshine on the ground, I felt disgusted to sleep in sleeping slippers.

Climb up to the desk along the curtains, get behind the curtains, and look out the window, the community seems to be crossed with a layer of gold.

I stepped on the curtains under me, folded my paws and found the most comfortable position to squat, squinted to meet the warm sun, and fell asleep with my tail in my arms.

I dreamed of the rivers and lakes, and I dreamed that I was dressed in white, drinking and singing. I dreamed that I was alone, talking and laughing. Dreaming that the East is undefeated looks back at me......

What a weird nightmare! I woke up and curled up, changed my position and went back to Zhou Gong.

Bang!

The sound of the security door closing woke me up, who is this? I don't know if this meow meow is one step away from the position of the leader of the martial arts alliance?

I reluctantly said goodbye to the sunset, climbed down the desk along the curtains, quickly burrowed back under the bed, and hid back in the shadows, so that I had time to stretch my belated waist.

Looking out from the bottom of the bed, the person who entered the door was wearing familiar high heels, dead Aunt Chen. She was still carrying a plastic bag in her hand, and the smell of fish was drilling into my nostrils.

It's fish!

My obedient and greedy worms have hooked me out. Look at the fish bouncing in the shallow water, bigger than me.

Hurry up and lick two mouthfuls of milk to deceive your stomach, if there is no accident, you will definitely be able to eat fish tonight, just see if Ding Ling's girl is not good.

I stared at Aunt Chen into the kitchen and heard the sound of pots and pans. But after a while, Aunt Chen walked out of the kitchen again.

She doesn't cook well, why do you come out and hang around?

“…… No pollution and zero additives......"

“…… The dandruff is gone, and the hair is more outstanding......"

“…… Want Want ......"

“…… There is a beautiful woman, on the water side, I would like to ......"

Oh, she turned on the TV and changed several channels. What's the matter with Wang Wang, is there still a show for Wang Xingren?

I was thinking about it, the sound of the TV was set, and Aunt Chen hummed in a low voice, but I didn't see that she was quite musical.

There was musical accompaniment, there was a live broadcast, and I bowed my head and licked the milk.

Suddenly!

I saw a dark shadow streak across the corner of my eye, and I hurriedly moved back to hide myself better. But it wasn't Aunt Chen who came in, it was a monster that I had never seen before, and it also had many tentacles, showing off its might in front of my eyes.

Phew!

What a guts! And dare to spit on me!

I ducked my head behind the shoebox and shook off the drops on my face, but I didn't think the monster thought I was afraid of it, and rushed in.

Bang!

It hit the shoebox, and the shoebox hit me again.

Meow a mi, this meow is not powerful, I am a sick cat?

I arched my back, my hair standing upside down, and rushed out, scratching at it!

Ah? The sample ran pretty fast.

The claws waved in the air, but since it knew the difficulty and retreated, Ben Meow was generous to forgive...... You're here again!

I jumped to my feet and jumped three steps back, narrowly avoiding its counterattack. But the milk I didn't drink was miserably, and it was pushed to the ground.

As soon as it hits, it withdraws again, back and forth several times. Although it didn't say a word, its actions seemed to say: Xiaoxiang, bite me? Kind of come to bite me?

Ben Meow and you fight!

I was furious, and when it attacked again, I pounced on it.

Die to the swatch!

I grabbed it all at once, it was fluffy and wet. However, it reacted very quickly, and before I could take a bite, it broke free of my claws.

Run?

You're dreaming!

I chased it out of bed, and I heard a scream, and it shook violently, and then suddenly stopped.

Hmph, scared now?

It's late!

I meowed, and caught it like a tiger pounced on it. This time, I can't tell it to run away, I'll bite it as I catch it.

Bite the tentacles and tear hard.

It's a kid who knows each other well, and he doesn't dare to move when he knows it's wrong. But a strange smell rushed straight to my sinuses, and the sand and dust in my mouth were scattered, and my toothache was knocked.

Strange, doesn't it know the pain?

No, it screamed.

But it screamed before I bit it.

When I thought of this, I was stunned, and realized that some kind of messy thing was repeating itself. Slowly turning her head back, Aunt Chen was really standing behind her in amazement.

Terrible......

I let go of my teeth, and the strip of cloth from the mop slipped out of my mouth. I had an idea, curled up my right paw and put it on my cheek, and called out cutely.

"Meow~"

I pretended to be cute, but I still didn't know what the result was, I was nervous, Aunt Chen moved slightly, I was so shocked that I slipped back to the bottom of the bed, leaving only Aunt Chen crying and laughing.