But I can't help but listen, I still have a pen wrapped around my right paw, and I can't stab myself to death when I cover my ears?

And in her nonsense, although it is unreasonable, it is an indisputable fact.

There is no equality between people, let alone between people and cats.

But I'm still quite in the spirit of Ah Q, anyway, I won the two fights today, and the truce will be a truce. It's just that the light rain has to move in an inch, and I have to write a confession of mistake by myself.

Write your sister! There is a kind of keep fighting!

Ding Ling participated in the harmony and reasoned with the facts. In the end, Xiaoyu and I reached a consensus and signed a verbal agreement.

First of all, Party A and Party B agree and confirm that they will not disclose what Party B has done today to a third party.

Secondly, Party B apologizes to Party A in writing, but due to Party B's objective factors, Party A agrees and confirms that Party B can express it in the shortest possible words.

At the same time, Party A also needs to verbally admit its mistakes to Party B in order to clear up the previous suspicions.

Finally, under the witness of the notary Ding Ling. Xiaoyu reluctantly dropped the sentence: "Sorry." ”

This meow doesn't understand English.,Repeat! I looked at Ding Ling meowing, not accepting such an insincere apology.

Ding Ling said: "Look, Meow Teller said it's okay. Get along well in the future. ”

I......

Xiaoyu didn't mean to appreciate it, pouted the sausage mouth and said, "It's time for it." ”

I also left two ghost talismans in the dragon flying phoenix dance: hug (no) apologize (end).

"Look at it, what's this writing about?"

"Of course I'm sorry for the writing." Ding Ling took my hands and put them together, "Okay, shake hands, we will be good friends in the future, obedient." ”

The two of us shook hands without smiling.

Judging from the strength of Xiaoyu's handshake, I know that she has the same heart as I think, this matter is not over!

But I still appreciate her, much better than those second ancestors on TV who sued after being bullied. It's not good to do something wrong and not admit it, isn't it really a woman's privilege to be unreasonable?

Ben Meow didn't believe it, so she had to make a point with her.

When I got home, I was a little reluctant to remove the pen at first, what a good weapon.

But when you start to remove the tape......

"Meow!!" You did it on purpose, right?

I looked at the cat hair on the tape and looked at the bare spots on the paws.

You discussed it with Xiaoyu, right? Why are you more ruthless than Xiaoyu? How did she cut it and left me some wool stakes, you are completely uprooted, you!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry......" Ding Ling really didn't mean to, holding my paw with self-blame.

But that's exactly what she's most terrifying about, the pet killer, and she lives up to her name! Killing pets is invisible, but she still thinks it's good for pets.

I watched as she took out the scissors and looked at me with three points of guilt and seven points of self-reproach. I was speechless, so I could only take the initiative to reach for my paws.

You cut it......

In the evening, Uncle Ding and the others came home, and they had to ask me about my appearance again. Uncle Ding is a person with a great sense of humor, and jokingly said that I am very postmodern art now.

I was so angry that I wanted to stink, so I walked out of the outer balcony and squatted in the pit, and I heard the scolding from upstairs. Don't think about it, naturally Xiaoyu's mother found out about Ben Meow's handwriting, but Xiaoyu, this girl, still listened to the lecture, and in the face of her mother's questioning, she didn't report me.

Of course, my mother won't believe me if she reports me.

But when the verbal agreement was signed in the afternoon, it was discussed, and my scribbling upstairs was all borne by Ding Ling.

Because of Xiaoyu, her mother has had a very good attitude towards Ding Ling since she was a child. If she makes the same mistake, Ding Ling is excusable, and Xiaoyu is unforgivable.

Therefore, Ding Ling is the legendary child of someone else's family......

Far from it.

Therefore, in this case, Xiaoyu still has to maintain Ding Ling's good image in her mother's mind, which can be called a model representative of righteousness.

I buried the stench and went back to the bedroom, Ding Ling lay on the desk with her hands on her cheeks, looking at the computer desktop without running the program in a daze.

I knew in my heart that she was worried about Xiaoyu.

"Meow~"

"Are you also worried about Sister Xiaoyu?" Ding Ling bent down and hugged me to the desk, teased my chin and said, "Aunt Gu is scolding, you painted the walls, and I don't know if Sister Xiaoyu will be beaten." ”

Should! She was beaten by her, let's watch our TV, you care so much about her?

I muttered, broke free from Ding Ling's embrace, and pushed the mouse to click on the player.

After two days of observation, I have learned how to operate a computer, and I just need to practice it.

To open the player you have to double-click the mouse, and in terms of the speed of the double-click, I definitely have enough, but not enough. With a little more force, the mouse will run to the side again, which is very difficult.

Ding Ling watched me play for a while, and said with a smile: "You know a lot, you can't double-click, you can right-click to select first, and confirm on the left." ”

Didn't you say it earlier?

Select the player and open it.

The player pops up on the computer monitor, the selection on it is much older, compared with the TV in the living room, one in the sky and one in the ground, it is not the same at all.

Saying...... Where is the smiling proud rivers and lakes?

I leaned over to the monitor and went through the list of shows one by one.

As we all know, at present, any player, after running and starting, will always unexpectedly automatically pop up a window.

Get some news highlights, hit movies, classic movies and so on.

And Ding Ling's player is very powerful, it not only pops up windows, but also pops web ads.

On the page, a guy who doesn't look like a good person, wearing strange armor, carrying a strange blade, and yelling with a stinky urn on his face.

"I'm XXX, I'm a brother, let's come to XX Thunder."

The sudden picture sound effect scared me by meowing! I was so shocked that I took a few steps back and bumped into the mouse, dragging the triangle icon on the computer to the lower right corner.

Then left-clicked and clicked on a classic movie that popped up in the lower right corner.

"Invincible"

Yo! I was about to push the mouse to change the film and television I stopped.,The film and television that I inadvertently clicked on was so coincidentally called invincible.,It's so appropriate.。

The war between Ben Meow and Xiaoyu has wins and losses, but you have to learn how to play invincible.

At the beginning of the film, the opening film is passionate music, accompanied by Meiya laser, Golden Harvest, the best partner, and the company logo of Yongzhan. Then there are the footsteps of a group of people, accompanied by songs that they don't quite understand.

What a glittering wolf, what a superstar in troubled times.

And then...... And then how did it become a welcoming party? Also, listening to them always talk to the three-character scripture (swear words), what the hell is this a Shenma movie?

Hey? The guy in it who was called Brother Pheasant is not the one on the previous advertisement, which makes people play XX Thunder's XXX!

I thought about it and decided to take a look. Although these people are full of swearing, XXX in the advertisement is wearing armor, like a warrior.

The greeting team is estimated to be the prelude, and the fight will start later. Looking back on the anti-Japanese war dramas I watched, if you want to fight hard and tear devils apart, you must have national hatred and family hatred as the premise.

Thinking of this, I can't help but worry, this film must not have pictures of hand-tearing devils and hand-offs with bamboo poles.

Because it's not scientific, and I can't learn it.

(Dear, it doesn't cost money to collect it and you won't get pregnant, so why not?) )