The pain of sticking to the glutinous rice balls on the roof of the mouth, as if I could only scratch the itch through my shoes, was so uncomfortable that I wanted to die, but the self-righteous outsiders didn't think so.

For example, Ding Ling, her mobile phone is so powerful that she doesn't care about my life or death, and her face is about to laugh.

Xiaoyu walked over with a smile, stretched out her hand that was clasped over her toes and said, "Come, I'll help you." ”

I don't care about you! Don't touch Ben Meow with your fingers that have been buckled over your feet!

I shook my head and stepped back, but at this time, Ding Ling also came to help, pressed me on the table and said, "Don't move, Sister Xiaoyu is helping you." ”

"It's just, open your mouth." Xiaoyu pinched my head, thought about it, picked up the spoon, and said to me with the spoon handle: "It's better to be safe like this, lest your dog bite Lu Dongbin." ”

You're the dog! You're ...... Who is Lu Dongbin? I have time to watch more TV, otherwise I won't know if I'm scolded.

She moves very quickly, but she can't escape Benmeow's sharp eyes. As she flipped the spoon, I could see her rub the crimson thing from her fingertips on the handle.

is so cunning Xiaoyu, she actually smeared chili oil on her fingers, and hypocritically said that she wanted to help me.

I looked at Xiaoyu approaching step by step, she didn't speak, only told me with a smug expression: "Let your kid be like a ghost, and take care of the old lady's footwater." ”

……

Don't eat chili peppers!!

I writhed wildly, but how could my little me be able to fight two human girls who had stepped into a teenager?

hated Xiaoyu, the serial schemes were interlocking, and they also took advantage of Ding Ling's trust.

hated Ding Ling, too naïve, sincere and kind, and didn't make friends by mistake, believing in bad friends.

Hate this meow, paralyzed carelessness is plotted, day and night to prevent home thieves.

"Go in~" Xiaoyu got carried away, the spoon had been stuffed into my mouth, and she meowed all the chili oil on my tongue.

At this moment, with tears streaming down my face, I just want to express my inner emotion with a song, "Burn, burn, firebird......"

"Why did you deduct the glutinous rice balls, but it became even worse?" Ding Ling asked puzzled.

I was so spicy that my hands danced, my tongue stretched out longer than a dog, and I hated iron and said: Are you stupid?

Xiaoyu pretended to think, "I must want to show it, you continue to shoot, look at it cute, you must shoot beautifully." ”

The surname is Gu! This meow is inseparable from you!!

I threw Wang Ba's fist and launched a suicidal charge at her, she dodged left and right happily, provoked me from time to time, and flickered Ding Ling from time to time: "Look how happy it is, all of it has to be photographed." ”

I said again, ignoring her and running to the water cooler, she pulled my tail from behind, and said, "Where do you want to go?" The camera is here. ”

……

Count you ruthless, let's see, the mountains and rivers meet......

There was a light rain in the way, and I was so spicy that I couldn't feel the presence of my tongue, and I still couldn't get any closer to the water cooler.

However, the numb nerves made me gradually quiet down, and I no longer had to jump up and down like a madman.

Seeing this, Xiaoyu did not choose to take advantage of the victory to pursue, but left with one touch. casually found a lame excuse and turned around and left, not even leaving me a chance to take revenge.

Ben Meow is still the same sentence, the mountains and rivers meet, you wait with me.

Ding Ling still didn't know that Xiaoyu and I had a trick, so she chased out stupidly and asked, "Sister Xiaoyu, do you want to eat together at noon?" ”

Does she dare?

I rolled my eyes, my tongue was numb and I couldn't even meow, squatted under the water dispenser, and waited for Ding Ling to close the security door and come back.

She was now at ease, and took out a carton of milk and poured out a small half for me, "What kind of water, drink milk." ”

Drink...... It's said that drinking cold milk is easy to have diarrhea, why don't you listen to it?

Facing my questioning eyes, she returned to the stupid big sister mode, touched my head and said, "Aren't you going to drink water?" Why don't you drink it? ”

Regardless of whether the milk is cold or not, it's always good to soak the tongue first. When my tongue regained some sensation and my throat was less smoky, I was able to meow, but it was a little hoarse.

Ding Ling asked curiously: "Huh? It's only been a few days before the voice change period? ”

Change...... It's lost under it.

On Sunday, without the pressure of homework, Ding Ling had a whole day to waste, but she listened to her mother, rested for a while and went back to her room to study.

However, she reads books, plays with the computer and teases me, and she is the best in the study world.

Wow, when I turned the page, I didn't find an extra page.

Hi talk about you! I pressed her finger and meowed at the textbook.

"You want to study too?" Interesting, she put me in the textbook, pointed to the example questions in the first row, and said, "You don't understand, do you?" The one-dimensional quadratic equation is difficult, let me teach you ......"

I turned around and slapped her in the face with a paw, there's a page ahead of me that you didn't do!

"Why are you hitting me?"

"......" I had to pat her pencil case, come on, Ben Meow will write to you.

"You're not afraid that the tape will rip off the hair?"

"...... you can't do it differently?" I looked left and right, pointing to the sneakers drying on the windowsill and meowing.

"You're pointing to sneakers, do you want to hang out?" She speculated self-righteously, and taught me: "Why don't you have a qualitative character, a trick at a time?" ”

Ben Meow means with shoelaces!!

Finally she understood my intentions, and she praised me for being clever while strapping a pen on my right paw.

I waved my pen and told her to turn the page first, and then asked her to go to the fridge to get some ham sausages.

She flipped back to the page, glad that I hadn't missed a reminder. Then he snickered and said to me: "I just ate tangyuan, and you're hungry again?" ”

Don't mention dumplings to me!

I meowed in frustration and waved her about the morning.

Of course, I won't say that I want to buy wild dogs, but how pitiful wild dogs are, and they want to make a ham sausage for wild dogs.

Ding Ling rubbed me all the way when she heard this, "You are so caring, where is the dog?" ”

Dog? From the tone of her words, I could imagine the wild dog in her mind's mind, it must be small, fluffy and stupid.

But the ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny.

Is it possible that the dog she imagined would be abandoned?

It's hard for me to imagine the look on her face when she sees a wild dog. But don't be afraid, I don't have any plans for her to see wild dogs anyway.

"I'll see you at noon, but I don't know if it's coming." I wrote so, let Ding Ling go and take out the ham sausage first, and by the way, tell her not to feed me cold milk in the future, she will have diarrhea.

"yes, I don't know." She stuck out her tongue apologetically, changed the topic, and detoured to me and Xiaoyu, saying that my performance this morning was not friendly enough, and I must change it next time.

"She's friendly enough?" I don't bother to ask.

It is estimated that the writing cannot clearly express the tone of the rhetorical question, Ding Ling replied seriously: "Sister Xiaoyu was so good to you in the morning, although you doubted her several times, but she didn't hold a grudge at all, and in the end, she still helped you." ”

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