Thirty-sixth: You are stingy, you are stingy, you iron
Looking at the little white master's attentive appearance, I am not embarrassed to interrupt his train of thought, but I am afraid that my stomach will not scream if I interrupt his train of thought, so that he will misunderstand that I am making trouble.
I have a headache thinking about it here, and the little white master is a little curious when he sees me squatting quietly, and he says that whether it is a cat or a dog, it is the most noisy when he is young, why is it so quiet?
He followed my gaze and thought I was seeing something new.
As far as the eye can see, apart from the lawn is the sapling, except for the building is the blue sky, what is there to see?
At this time, an aunt went home from grocery shopping, and teased Xiaobai when she passed by the gazebo, but unfortunately Xiaobai was still remembering its baby, and she didn't pay attention to the aunt, and went back to the gazebo with a dog chewing gum.
The aunt stood up and greeted the little white master: "Xiao Liu, there is a new problem?" ”
"Yo, it's Aunt Meng." Xiao Liu responded, "Isn't it, if there are no new problems, I won't come here to find inspiration." ”
"Okay, then you're busy, I'll eat when it's time to go."
"No, just take a look at the computer for you, how much ...... are you asking me to eat?"
"Hey, what are you polite to me? I will remember to come over later, I bought fish today, eating more fish meat is good for the eyes, especially if you are staring at the computer every day, eat more. ”
Yo, it turns out that Xiaobai's owner is called Xiao Liu.
It's not important, it's ...... Fish!
I thought my eyes must be green, and my claws sticking out of my throat, and I pounced on the word fish without even thinking about it.
And then...... Then I fell off the table with an upside-down onion......
It was like the Shenzhou spacecraft docking the space station, impartial, and smashed on the door of the little white brain under the table that gnawed on the dog's chewing gum. Then, it is the cats and dogs of Ben Meow and Xiaobai.
"嗷 ~ meow ~ 嗷 ~ meow ~"
The two of us held our heads so painfully that they didn't want to, Aunt Meng smiled happily and said Xiao Liu, your cat is really interesting. Xiao Liu said that my name is not a sound, and it is a blockbuster.
It is also called quiet as a virgin, and moving as a madman.
I...... You're a kick-aed, can't you be a science student? What kind of liberal arts students should learn and what ancient texts do they drag?
Laugh, laugh, I am almost hungry to cry out in pain, and I don't have the energy to take care of you two.
I looked at the fish out of reach, stretched out my claws and shouted to Xiaobai: Lick Ben Meow two more bites.
Xiaobai hid the dog's chewing gum, and the dog's head was raised: Don't give it.
Me: You're stingy, you're stingy, you're an iron!
Xiaobai: I'm stingy there, I'm stingy there, I'm an iron rooster there?
Me: You're not stingy there, you're not stingy there, you're not an iron there?
Xiaobai: I'm stingy, I'm stingy, I'm an iron, what's wrong? If you want to lick it, it's okay, call Brother Sheng to listen first?
Just call it, and call Brother Sheng, and there will be no less meat.
Me: Brother.
Xiaobai: I won't give it to you if I call my brother.
Me: You...... You're a cow, you're amazing.
I didn't have the strength to argue with it, and I endured it when I met a dog who was familiar with the dialogue of Qiong Yao's drama, but I was really drunk when I met a dog who integrated Qiong Yao's drama into his soul.
I think this meow still had milk ham yesterday, and I also hugged him when I went out in the morning, but at this moment, hey......
It's really a dragon swimming shallows being played by shrimp, and the tiger falling in Pingyang is bullied by dogs.
However, what I never expected was that the good news would come so quickly.
Because of my quarrel with Xiao Bai, Xiao Liu frowned. It's easy to think about, he came to the gazebo to find inspiration, and he always heard the dog barking and the cat barking, how to calm down?
Therefore, Aunt Meng said empathetically, she said: "Cats and dogs will fight together, and you can't work if you are noisy." Well, give them to me, and you'll be taking them back while you're eating. ”
Xiao Liu said gratefully: "Then I'll trouble you." ”
"You're welcome, it just so happened that the fish scales and fish intestines weren't lost." Aunt Meng said, picked up the dog chain and buckled it on the collar, scooped it up and walked home.
Come on, there are fish scales and fish intestines, and the stomach problem is solved.
But I have to pay attention to Xiaobai, along the way it always comes back to look at me, and if it doesn't smile, maybe some demon moth will come out.
Aunt Meng's house is opposite the door of Xiao Liu, open the security door, Xiaobai got into it with a familiar car, sniffing in the east and sniffing in the west, I thought it would draw a turf with its legs aside.
Then Aunt Meng bolted out of the balcony, then no matter what demon moths it has, I am not afraid.
But it backfired, it smelled and sniffed, but it didn't urinate, and it looked up and asked: Uncle is not there?
I was stunned for a moment, and said: Uncle Meow, I'm here!
It said angrily: Get out! Not to ask you.
Aunt Meng saw that the two of us were arguing, so she went directly into the kitchen and put me on the stove to avoid fighting. Then put down the dish and pour the live fish into the basin.
I watched the basin with my eyes, and if it weren't for the water in the basin, I would have jumped in and held the fish and gnawed on it.
When I turned around, I saw that Aunt Meng wiped her hands and didn't mean to kill fish, so she meowed at her in confusion: Whatareyou, what's the matter?
She didn't pay attention to me, wiped her hands and took out the phone and started calling, "Daughter, go home for dinner at noon...... Nothing, miss you...... Look at how busy you are every day, how long has it been since I saw you...... I'm busy and I have to eat......"
Speaking of this, she changed her words, probably because she was a little annoyed and angry to achieve her goal.
"It's to let you come back to see you, you're still pushing, more than 20 people, aren't you in a hurry, your father and I are still in a hurry to hug our grandson." Come back at noon, that's it! ”
After that, she hung up the phone unilaterally and muttered, "I can't cure you yet." ”
Well, this is to give her daughter a blind date by any means, but it seems that it is estimated that if her daughter is really obedient, she will not use the matter of repairing the computer to invite Xiao Liu one after another.
It was clear that her daughter would not be back at all at noon.
However, the road is one foot high, Aunt Meng hung up the phone, called out again, and after connecting, she said, "Old man, Xiao Liu comes to the house for dinner at noon, and you escort your daughter back." ”
Listen, listen, she used the word "charge", which appropriately explained a problem, she had already guessed that her daughter would be insincere.
What's all this for? I shook my head, blaming the fish in the basin, swimming around and making my head dizzy.
You come here, you have the ability to jump, Ben Meow swears to get you out of the sea of suffering.
I looked at the basin and thought to myself, and then the fish was really fished out, but it was not me, it was Aunt Meng.
She hummed the little apple, and the fish was knocked unconscious with a kitchen knife. Then press the fish with one hand, and scrape off the scales with a kitchen knife.
followed by a knife to cut open the fish belly, and the internal organs and intestines were all pulled out. And then...... And then there is no then, and Ben Meow, who has eaten, still pays attention to her killing fish? Sick!
Meimei's full meal, Ben Meow finally came back to life, look left and right.
The fish is in the pot and steamed. On the other stove sat green and red radish soup, and the fragrance was already coming out. Aunt Meng slices pork belly with spices.
There was an iron pot on the third stove, and the cooking oil in the pot was already floating with a faint fume.