Chapter 45: I don't want to be beaten
Toppings, that's the essence of a bowl of noodles. Not only do we love to eat, but so do the people who come to eat noodles.
And people still spend money, why give it to us?
I squinted and noticed the various toppings on the lower wall, such as beef noodles, omelette, fat sausage noodles, mixed sauce noodles and other toppings.
And stewed chicken noodles, rabbit noodles, pork rib noodles and the like are the foods that can fall into our mouths 100%.
Can...... In this proportion...... I refer to the amount of rice in the next ear, and the probability that the noodle eater in the noodle shop will ask for toppings with bones.
Depend on! If you want to eat enough for one ear, you have to eat until 3 p.m. from now on.
Just as I was thinking about it, one ear reminded me: It's coming, it's it!
I turned my head to look, and I saw a pug walking slowly to the left of the store. It may be that I haven't taken a bath for too long, and the white hair on my body is a little gray.
Seeing that I couldn't help but look at one ear, it had long since left the gray realm and was moving towards black......
The pug walked to the door of the store, but in fact, the roadside stall did not have a store at all, and the so-called store door was the place where the pot was set up on the stove.
It first looked up at the owner who copied the next strip, and although it had its back to me, I knew that it must have sold cute!
Otherwise, why would the boss let it in? After all, it's a wild dog, and it can't even sell cuteness, and going in will only disgust diners.
Wait for it to walk in, circle around each table, and eat all the bones on the ground. I thought it would go to the diners and ask for it, but it didn't, and waited quietly.
It belongs to the kind of character who eats it when it has a bite and is not in a hurry without it.
Very good, this kind of personality at least shows that it is not very aggressive, just for me to practice.
The inspiration from watching the advertisement in the early morning has not been experimented, so I will use it to operate, and if the effect is good, it will be promoted throughout the army.
I beckoned to one ear and said, "Go, go in with Ben Meow."
One ear did not advance but retreated, and he twisted and said: I ...... I don't dare.
I wondered: what's not to dare to do?
One ear said with a sad face: The image is not good enough, and the boss is not allowed to enter.
Well, I don't have to refute this excuse, I can't just keep my eyes open and say it's handsome, right? I made it just stand there waiting for the show, and then crossed the road alone.
I didn't sell cuteness to the boss, so I went straight to the place where I visited the table and stool, and walked in the direction of the pug.
Halfway there, on the table between me and the pug, a chicken bone suddenly dropped.
Syllable! There was a sound of chicken bones falling to the ground, and the pug moved when it heard the sound.
But Ben Meow was quicker than it, and before it could come over, grabbed the bone. Just wait for it to ask what you want to do, and tell it the lines I have come up with.
It ignored me! I walked over in a daze, walked to a distance of 30 centimeters before stopping, raised my head and sniffed.
Then he opened his mouth and said: Is it a cat?
Aren't you talking nonsense? Why don't you play according to the routine?
When I was mad inside, it said, "You want to eat too?" Then you eat.
After that, it really turned around and walked back into the corner, and waited quietly.
I blinked, and a phrase popped into my head: It can't be seen?
I can't see this meow, but I also have to experiment.
I pulled the chicken bones and came to it, clutched my right paw and said to it in the tone of Brother Pheasant: I am Meow Teller, if you want to eat chicken bones, come to the Meow Army.
It stared at its colorless eyes, and I don't know if it was looking at me, and said honestly: You can eat, there will be it later.
There will be a ...... in a moment There will be more...... And also...... Yes......
Why don't you play your cards according to the routine? Ben Meow still doesn't believe it.,Even if I can't subdue you.,It's always possible for you to go according to the routine.。
I said with a cat face: I'm Meow Teller, do you want to be beaten?
It shook its head in a no-to.
I yelled, "Then TM speak to me!"
It tilted its head and asked, "I don't have bad words, do I?" Why are you beating me?
Me: uh...... Because you don't join the Meow Army.
It: I didn't say I wouldn't join?
I......
It's lost under it. I went away with the excitement and returned with the defeat. When I left, the pug waved his paw at me, saying that Meow Teller walked slowly, and he often came when he was free.
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Forget it, it's just a dog with bad eyes, anyway, with or without it, it has no effect on the strength of the Meow Army.
I went back across the street, and one ear greeted me and said hello, saying that the Führer is the Führer, and the Führer is a top two.
Is it insulting me? Look at its expression doesn't look like it.
I am also too lazy to explain, although the experimental effect here has not come out, but it also shows that the conscription propaganda is feasible. When I get back, I'll pass it on and let them spread the word about it in these noodle shops and stuff like that, and if I can get together enough for ten cats and dogs, I'll dare to wage war on the garbage store.
Then one ear said again, that it was hungry, that it had not eaten since yesterday. Can you get the pug from the noodle shop to get some bones for him?
I said angrily: It's my business, I have the ability to eat by myself.
It hugged my cat's paw and said, "How can it be none of your business?" Yesterday, I didn't look for food to follow the woman. This is carrying out your orders.
I dare to blow it.,It seems that I have to let it know.,Ben Meow is not so easy to fool.。 I didn't point it out in front of the two bars just now, but it was for the sake of the face of the first soldier I received.
Can't let it get the benefits, and be the wrong one, right?
I slapped it away with one paw and asked, "Do you know the woman's address?"
It nodded: Yes.
I stared at the round cat's eyes and asked: You look into my eyes, say it again?
It looked me in the eye and nodded: I know.
I slapped it with one paw: You know an egg, huh? Yesterday the taxi drove forward, and you ran left. Is it okay to make a draft before bragging?
It said aggrievedly, "I really know." The car was driven earlier, but I went around and followed. Your Excellency, you should know that the Wang Xing people are very sensitive to smells.
I was stunned and muttered, "So...... Am I wrong about you?
It is very traitorous and says: Oh no! It was my mistake that I was not clear enough to make your judgment skewed.
I pouted my lips and borrowed the donkey to get off the slope and said, "Then remember to make it clear."
It went up the pole and said: No problem, your Excellency, as long as you are full, I can express it clearly.
Damn, let it go around again, old oil.
I gritted my teeth, and although doubts rose in my heart again, I decided to believe it once in order to see the fourth brother as soon as possible.
So I crossed the street back to the noodle shop, and the pug was very welcoming, saying that you are free so soon? I was so embarrassed that I wanted to ask if it was begging for a beating.
After my suggestion, the pug really joined the meow army. But in my eyes, it's temporary, helping to carry food for one ear.
Then I was in the noodle shop with more and more diners, selling cute food to my heart's content.
The harvested food is as follows: three lumps of beef, five pork ribs, seven fat intestines, nine shredded meat, and countless bones.
In addition, the diner scratched his chin twice, touched his ears four times, rubbed his head six times, pinched his tail eight times, and took countless pictures. was almost taken away by a woman with the same waist circumference and height.
The whole process is thrilling, but it is very harmonious and friendly, among which beef, fat sausage, and shredded meat are all in my stomach. The rest of the pugs and one ear are in half.