Chapter 53: Who's Yin Who
In the early hours of the next morning, dark clouds obscured the starry sky, and with a gust of evening wind, a light rain began to fall.
The rain gathered into balls on the canopy, ticking me up from my dream.
It was the first rain I've ever experienced in my life. I listened to the sound of raindrops falling on the canopy, and curiously jumped up to my desk along the shoebox and chair, and behind the curtains.
The world blocked by glass is pitch black, not as starry as it used to be.
The dense rainwater, blown onto the glass by the wind, is pulled by gravity and slides downward, forming clear paths.
I looked curiously at the traces of these water flows, and the first reaction in my mind was the shrew named Xiaoyu upstairs.
I scratched the window and said irritably: Little smashing, you have the ability to do it with a knife and a gun, what kind of ability is it to disturb people's (meow) dreams?
The rain continued until dawn, and the noise of raindrops hitting the canopy continued.
The irregular ticking woke me up countless times when I had just fallen asleep.
Looking out the window again, it was already dawn.
Only then did I realize that the drizzle in the sky was not something that a light rain could make at all. But it doesn't matter, it doesn't prevent me from putting God's sins on her head.
The alarm went off, and it was still the slow motion that I was tired of, and Ding Ling stretched her waist to see me squatting on the desk, but I didn't turn on the computer, which was very novel.
"I said mustache, why don't you play with the computer today?"
You have to be energetic to play on the computer, I kind of understand, not sleeping well is more painful than not sleeping.
Seeing that I ignored her, she dressed and went to the ground, opened the curtains and shouted in surprise: "It's raining, you don't have to go for a morning run today." ”
Hmph, excuses!
I still ignored her, who told me last night that she wouldn't let me out today. Although the order was given by Aunt Chen, you can completely disobey it.
As the saying goes, there will be no exemption from the foreign monarch's order. She hasn't woken up early in the morning, so she can't do anything if you let me out.
"Ouch, are you still angry and can't go out?" Ding Ling pulled out the chair to start the computer, then held my face and artificially pulled the corners of my mouth up.
You're enough! I lifted my claws and pressed her hand down.
She opened the curtains again, pointed to the light rain outside, and said, "Look, it's raining, and you're going to be drenched in soup when you go out." You think about what it feels like to come out of the water after taking a shower. ”
Belch...... I just felt cold and goosebumps all over my body.
Looking out the window, the light rain was sparse, as if it was endless. Since that's the case, okay, Ben Meow is in retreat, concentrating on cultivating Dugu Jiuluo.
After chatting with Ding Ling on the open computer, she opened the homepage of my space and exclaimed: "Mustache, you have one hundred and twenty-six more fans at once!" ”
A fan of someone? I stepped up to the screen and sniffed at the number representing the number of followers.
Then he turned his head in disgust and typed on the keyboard: "What can fans do?" And you can't eat it. ”
"You're a foodie." Ding Ling scratched my nose, dragged the mouse to look at the messages and photos on the homepage, and then pointed to my nose and asked, "Meow Teller, who can take the bus, are you not afraid of being sliced and studied?" ”
I typed: "They all say that there are cats abroad that can ride in cars, which is not uncommon." ”
"Wow, it's you! Tell me honestly, where did you go yesterday? ”
Why do you change your face so quickly? I glanced back at the message, and I see.
There is a photo of me on the bus in the message, but the content is to ask me on the bus if it is the same cat as me uploaded by Ding Ling on the homepage.
At this time, Aunt Chen also got up, preparing breakfast, and saw Ding Ling playing with the computer. Ding Ling could only quickly turn off the computer and rush to wash up.
I couldn't see it, so I could only jump off the desk, chase Aunt Chen into the kitchen, and continue the shameless work of Ben Meow to the world full of love.
But what I don't know is that a meow-themed Internet storm is about to gallop.
Of course, this is an afterthought, so I won't waste much space here.
In the kitchen, Aunt Chen is transformed into a multi-tasking quad-core processor. Washing vegetables, boiling water, cutting green onions, and sending me away were carried out at the same time, and none of them were delayed.
But is this meow so easy to dismiss? Keep rubbing, I don't want you to understand that this meow is not scratching on your trouser leg because of fleas.
The water was already smoking, and Aunt Chen was not free to pass me away, so she called Ding Ling at the top of her voice and asked her to go upstairs to call Xiaoyu for breakfast.
Ding Ling agreed and was about to leave.
Aunt Chen said again: "Take the cat out and bathe it at night." I definitely didn't wash it yesterday, and I was itching all morning. ”
I......
I was angry, so I went straight to the balcony and squatted in the pit.
In the process of relaxing, Xiaoyu's little smashed down, and fanned her hand in front of her nose with a disgusted face. Affectation! It's as if you don't stink when you squat.
I lifted my claw to give her a middle finger.
But she didn't see it, so she ran to the kitchen to pat Aunt Chen's ass, saying that it was so fragrant, and she drooled when she smelled it. It's really talking nonsense with your eyes open, and the noodles haven't been put into the pot yet, fragrant sister?
Aunt Chen accepted the flattery with a smile and asked her to go to the dining room to wait, and she would have to eat immediately.
She closed the kitchen door with a bang, rolled her eyes and said that she was using Ding Ling's computer, and then flashed into Ding Ling's bedroom.
Golden opportunity!
I hurried to the shoe cabinet at the door. Endure the smell of your feet and pull up the insoles in the small rain boots, then squat the shoes as a pit, and then cover the insoles back when you are done.
Hmph, don't you think I stink? I'll make you stink all day.
After doing bad things, I withdrew to the outer balcony, as the so-called acting has to play a full set. Otherwise, Xiaoyu will find out, she only needs to go back and change her shoes to make me work in vain.
Therefore, she must be allowed to leave without being alert in her shoes. When I got to school, I sat in a classroom that wasn't very well ventilated...... Ha, pinch hahaha......
"Lingling! Come and help. ”
Aunt Chen opened the kitchen door, and this time it was really fragrant. The shallots, the smell of sesame oil is very strong, and this meow smells and drools.
Ding Ling went to the kitchen in response, and Xiaoyu followed closely behind, but when she passed by the living room, she pointed at me and squeezed her fist.
Although she didn't say anything, I could tell that what she was saying was "Ability?" I'm going to ask for wild dogs for help, and I'm not going to leave it at that. ”
Cut, as if I'm going to do that.
I returned to the living room with a normal heart, followed Ding Ling's footsteps to the dining room, and meowed: Hey! Don't forget I didn't have breakfast either, hey!
Ding Ling peeled a ham sausage, broke off half of it for me, drank half a carton of milk in three or two sips, and gave me the rest.
After Ding Ling ate the noodles, she peeled two ham sausages and put them in the cat's bowl as my noon rations. Then she put on her schoolbag and went to school with Xiaoyu.
I watched the two of them go out, and when I heard the footsteps downstairs, there was no problem, and I was already snickering in my heart.
What will be the expression of Xiaoyu when he comes home from school? Ben Meow is already a little impatient.