In the end, of course, the duck neck was not thrown up, and Xiaobai was tired enough to choke on himself, and he lost his temper with the duck neck.

I can't help but wonder if this is the same thing as slapping the mouse in the morning.

I was a little hungry with a smile, so I waved my paw at Xiaobai and went back to the living room to eat ham sausage. After eating, I was a little thirsty, so I went to the milk carton and took a look.

Yo, there's no milk. Ding Ling, who was confused, only remembered to keep what to eat, but forgot to keep what to drink.

I had to lick my wet tongue at the bottom of the box, and it was better than nothing, and then Xiaobai called me downstairs again.

I went back to the balcony and got a cat's head out of the gap in the guardrail and asked it what it was doing. It said that it had forgotten what it had said, and I said that you should say it.

It told me that yesterday's matter of asking the members of the Meow Legion to recruit troops has come out.

Among them, the two bars and the big and small yellow went to different night market stalls, but the feedback came back with the same problem.

They all met the master who didn't eat oil and salt, and after telling each other that they didn't want to be beaten, they would come to the meow army, but they were beaten by the other party.

I'm embarrassed to sound it, but it's also the way I think about it. Regardless of whether the two bars are still large or small, as a wild cat in terms of volume and tonnage, it is definitely inferior to a wild dog, even a small dog can't compare.

The wild cats and wild dogs that wander in the city are mostly wild dogs. When they act alone, they say that they want to beat the wild dogs, which is indeed a bit of a begging meaning.

I asked Xiaobai to tell the two bars, telling it that unity is strength, pick a night market stall at night, and the three cats act together to beat it back.

Xiaobai said: They were arguing about this issue before, and they all felt that they were more aggrieved, and asked the other two cats to take the first step to help them vent their anger.

I said, "What's there to fight about?" Anyway, it's all a matter of three to one, and it's a sure win. Beat the two bars first, it's the squadron leader, and you have to take the lead. Then there is rhubarb, then there is little yellow. Let's just say that I set the order, and I am not allowed to quarrel.

Xiaobai nodded and wrote it down, and said: The three cats have not recruited new recruits, but one ear has succeeded. Brought a wild dog in the morning, and has already said to join the meow army, but ......

Oh? It seems that I made the right decision, one ear is suitable for this, and my confidence in his recruitment of Caucasian dogs is growing.

I said, "Give one ear a credit, tell it that this meow will be rewarded for meritorious deeds, and let it continue to work hard." What do you end up with?

Xiaobai: But a wild dog with an ear doesn't seem to have good eyes......

Before it could finish, I interrupted and asked, "Is it a pug?" White hair, but some gray?

Xiaobai: Huh? How do you know?

…… How could Ben Meow not know? This cheap dog with one ear is really good at picking up cheap, and I want to give it a credit, but now it's gone!

Let Xiaobai convey the order, and by the way, tell it not to say that I am locked in the house and can't get out, but that I am in retreat and practicing Dugu Jiuluo.

It was really saliva to lie on the second floor and talk to Xiaobai, so I returned to the house, looking for something that could quench my thirst.

The milk carton has been licked, there is no water, and the more you lick it, the more thirsty you get. The water dispenser is too high, and it can't be reached with a shoebox. Not to mention the sink in the kitchen, which is higher than the water dispenser.

Lavatory!

Don't get me wrong, the toilet isn't just about the toilet. Shower heads, faucets, etc. are all places where water can be discharged.

And there is a faucet that is very low, which should be designed to wash mops or something, plus the shoebox is just right.

But here's the problem, it's easy to push the shoebox over, but it's hard to push it out. Also for design reasons, the floor height of the toilet is one step lower than the outside.

Whatever the hell, what does a shoebox prove?

I pushed the shoebox and ran to the toilet, and when I got to the door, I realized that I didn't have a practical shoebox, and there was a mop next to the faucet.

I threw away the shoebox and went to the bathroom, stretched out my paws and jumped on the mop, grabbing the strip of cloth under the mop and climbing up.

It's not easy, the nails are not sharp enough, Fei Lao nose climbed up and stood in the position of winding the cloth strips.

I hooked the mop with my right paw and stretched out my left paw to reach the faucet.

Almost distance, not afraid, watch Ben Meow swing up.

I use the pendulum principle, twist my butt to make the mop shake, and when the swing is a little bigger, I stretch out my claws and grab it!

Swing it.

The paw is slapped on the faucet, and the tap water flows down in a thin crystalline line. I jumped off the mop with a cheer and leaned over...... Ay? What about water?

I retracted, and the water was still flowing, strange?

In the past...... Your sister! What about water?

I'm shrinking back, and the water is still there, not increasing or decreasing. I stared at it, stared at it, leaned over slowly, made sure it was there all along, and then stuck my tongue out and leaned in.

Meow a! What about water!

I looked up in anger and was watered by the crystal water, and then I realized that every time I got over my feelings, the water was poured on my head......

Tilting his head to drink the water, he climbed back on the mop and turned off the faucet.

When I returned to the living room, I felt that the water that had been poured on my head a few times ago was penetrating into my skin, which made me very unhappy.

Keeping dry is the minimum cultivation of every meow.

Shaking my body to shake off all the water, and combing with my paws, I walked to the glass door of the outer balcony and looked at the reflection and plucked my ears: You, you are already very handsome.

Then I saw countless small drops of water, stretching infinitely up the finite glass door. It's so high that I can't see the end in sight of the cat's head.

Seems to be in trouble......

My neck seemed to be rusty, and I twisted it back one by one, and the 52-inch ultra-thin LCD TV was also sprinkled with fine water droplets.

What to do?

Aunt Chen is the first to go home every day, and if she can't move, she will turn on the TV first, she will definitely find out!

Images of tragedy come to my mind, such as...... Aunt Chen crossed her waist and pointed at my nose and said, "Are you going to turn the sky upside down?" No food at night! ”

For example...... Aunt Chen pulled a rope and sneered: "It's too naughty, tie it to the outer balcony!" ”

For example...... Aunt Chen pulled a leather whip and sneered: "If you don't open the roof for three days, hang it for me!" ”

Okay, the third one may be an exaggeration, but it's just the right way to show Ben Meow's fear of the unknown.

No, the problem must be solved!

How to solve it? I can't reach the rag, I can't hold it, I can't move it, I can't reach the TV.

I pondered and died, and finally decided to use a stupid solution.

first pushed out the empty shoeboxes under Ding Ling's bed, neatly arranged under the TV, and then retreated to Ding Ling's bedroom door.

Run and jump on the shoebox, make a secondary jump, turn 90 degrees in the air, and rub your back against the TV screen. I only heard a crackling sound of static electricity, which tickled and startled me.

I fell from the sky, and said in my heart Anyway, Aunt Chen said that there was a bath today, and I was not afraid of rubbing some ash or something. But what's that crackling thing? It also made this meow itchy and numb.

No matter, I'm fine anyway, see if it's clean?

I walked back and looked up. I saw that in the middle of the TV screen, in the lower position, the fine water droplets were gone, replaced by water marks as if they had been brushed by a brush.

And the brush also sheds hair......

Damn it...... I put one paw on the cat's face, it is better not to wipe it......