Chapter Seventy-Five: I Want to Die by Holding Back My Talk (I)
Aunt Chen looked down at me when she heard the sound, and she naturally saw Uncle Ding who was like a thief, and turned around and yelled: "Ding Shuaiyu! ”
"Hey, hey, hey...... Daughter-in-law, what a coincidence...... Hurt lightly, don't save me some face in front of my daughter and Xiaoyu...... "Yes!" Let you change Ben Meow's mouse costume.
"Okay, Ding Ling Xiaoyu, you go upstairs to study." Aunt Chen angrily twisted Uncle Ding's ears and walked in.
When passing by the dinner table, Uncle Ding whispered: "I was actually defeated by the cat, Xiaoyu, you have to avenge me?" ”
Before Xiaoyu could agree, Aunt Chen said, "Who dare to me?" If it weren't for the Führer, he would have told you to run away. Xiaoyu, let me tell you, it's going to lose its hair, I'm the only one who asks! ”
"Uh...... Uncle Ding took care ...... "Xiaoyu sighed for a long time, dropped a sentence and walked away.
Long live Aunt Chen! I didn't expect you to be more powerful than Aunt Gu, you are the heroine who can shock Xiaoyu. As long as Ben Meow hugs your thigh, who do you need to be afraid of at home in the future?
When I got upstairs, I pretended to be dazed and looked around, pricking up my ears to listen to the argument downstairs. One side emphasizes that everything should be focused on learning, and the other side does not accept the invitation at all with a hippie smile.
Ding Ling was a little restless after putting me down and asked Xiaoyu what to do.
Xiaoyu said with a grin: "Cold salad, this is not the first time that Uncle Ding has been in this situation, he has experience." Rest assured, he will certainly not betray us. ”
"No, I think my mother is really angry this time, will they ......?"
"No, it won't." Xiaoyu interrupted directly, "Listen, is there any quarrel?" Don't look at Uncle Ding, who seems to be afraid of Aunt Chen on the surface, actually eats Aunt Chen to death. I said, don't talk about it yourself when you go back later. ”
"Oh~" Ding Ling thought for a while and opened the book, "I'll still read the book." ”
"Okay, you read." Xiaoyu stretched her waist to look left and right, and picked me up, "You read, I'll continue to get the homepage for the Führer." ”
was carried into the bedroom by Xiaoyu, squatting on the desk to watch her tinkering with the homepage, replying to fans' messages. From time to time, I scratched her hand flying on the keyboard, wondering if it was time to block her up.
Look left and right, hey! Isn't that her workbook? Pinch haha......
I looked up at the light rain, and she was still scrolling through the homepage with great interest. I cautiously jumped out of her arms and slowly moved to the side of the workbook.
Take a look, yo, in English, huh?
I stepped on it, stuck out my nails, scratched and scratched. The workbook creaked, and the surface was already in tatters. Ben Meow is trying hard to scratch it through.
Ming'er Xiaoyu must be like this when she goes to school...... Report to the teacher, I wrote the homework, but the homework book was scratched by Ding Ling's cat...... The teacher will believe that there is a ghost.
The more I thought about it, the happier I became, and the harder I scratched. The shredded paper flew and danced, and finally Xiaoyu saw it, she exclaimed and pulled me away, and I tilted my head to watch her meow aggrievedly.
"You...... I ......"
Angry, angry, kind of hit me? I bent over and made a startled attack stance. After Xiaoyu stammered twice, he reluctantly threw the homework book aside, "Forget it, it's rotten, it's rotten, it's finished anyway." ”
Yo? So generous?
I jumped off my desk and walked around and didn't see anything better than a faint ink mark on the corner...... Painting the ink, Aunt Gu scolded Xiaoyu, what about scratching the claw marks? Still can't be hung up and beaten?
Pinch hahaha......
But instead of scratching the wall stupidly, I walked to the closet, stood up and put my front paws on the closet, sticking my fingernails out.
Where is the music? showtime!
Boom, boom, boom, ervbadi
"Meow Ler!!"
Xiaoyu was so depressed after screaming, looking at the dense claw marks on the wardrobe, it can be said that she wanted to cry without tears. I cowered in the corner and meowed, ready to slip away, and the sun was shining in my heart.
"Ding Ling, you still don't care?"
"Grinding your claws......"
"Then you can't just grind there if you want to? This time it's the wardrobe, next time it's the clothes...... It also scratched my jeans! ”
"It would be nice to wait until I bought a cat scratcher."
"Cat's claw board, cat scratching board...... Why did you forget it when you bought the costume just now? Xiaoyu grabbed her hair, turned around and threw herself back on the desk, and said after the operation: "The link is sent to you, and I will let Uncle Ding pay for it when I go back in a while." ”
"Good, good." Ding Ling put me back on the desk, "Actually, if you stare at it, it won't have a chance to grab something?" ”
It's like, you're going to look at me. I squatted in front of Xiaoyu and stretched my paws, what about buying a cat scratcher? It's not that you let it scratch that, it has to scratch that.
Xiaoyu's depressed finger poked me twice, and waved her hand to let Ding Ling continue to read.
With the wardrobe being caught, Xiaoyu was in no mood to tinker with the homepage, grabbing the mouse and swaying around.
I walked left and right and was blocked by her arm, looked up and meowed at her, she said, "Do you still want to run there?" Just stay here. ”
Stay, stay, I crouched down and licked her paws, not believing that she could keep dangling the mouse. Sure enough, within a few minutes, she couldn't bear the loneliness, and the mouse flicked to the game's icon.
I immediately ducked down, my head bobbing from side to side with the mouse, and then I struck quickly and slammed into the mouse.
"You!"
"Meow~~"
"......" Xiaoyu raised his hand to shake me off and clicked on the game.
I threw myself back, pressed the mouse under my stomach, and then glared and raised my paw to scratch through the air. Come on, dare to stretch out your hand and scratch you.
"You give it to me." Xiaoyu tried to reach for the mouse.
I tilted my head and shook my claws and pressed her hand down. It's all a little trick to paralyze her, and after a while Ben Meow will let her take back the mouse, and then remember her account password, and leave it for a head-on attack on the attack.
The situation is developing as I expected, Xiaoyu finally snatched back the mouse, quickly clicked to enter the account password, and I wrote it down without pulling it.
When she entered the game, the character screen was really different from what I deliberately showed me last time, the dress should be more beautiful, and the temperament should be more stylish, especially the weapon that the character is carrying, that shape, tsk.
Xiaoyu controls the game character to start fighting, and within two turns, he is completely immersed in the game world. Not only did his hands fly and press the keyboard crackling, but he also unconsciously dubbed on his mouth.
For example, when she controls the character wielding a weapon, she voices "cuacuacuacuacua......"
For example, before she wants to make a big move, she will raise her eyebrows, and dub in her mouth: "Heh~~ Raptor's air slash, cuacuacuacuacuacua!" Ah~~ Phantom Sword Dance, Dance Dance Dance! ”
It's naïve......
In fact, she didn't need to rely on me to be popular, and she took pictures of herself playing games, and it became popular on the Internet.
I watched it for a while, and I knew a little bit about the game. So when I saw that she didn't have much blood and the boss's blood was not much, one flew over.
The game character she controls is sluggish, and she is kicked to death by the boss......
"Meow ......"
"Meow~ (What do you call me)"
"I've served you, and I've wasted my resurrection coins."
Yo? And resurrection coins? I looked at the game screen, the character she controlled was resurrected in full state, a raptor danced with a sword, and the boss lay down.
"Wow! Legend! ”
What?
(Thanks to the guests of Chrome Xin and Gorou Tianzi, meow~)