Aunt Chen is simply a savior, sent Ding Ling to take a bath, and also rescued me from Uncle Ding's clutches.

I looked at Uncle Ding's reluctant eyes, squatted next to the keyboard and waved his paws, "What are you looking at?" Wash and sleep! ”

It's really time to sleep, according to the daily schedule of Ben Meow's coming to Ding's house, my sleep time is synchronized with Ding Ling.

Even if I was pretending to be crazy and stupid the other day.

But today was an almost exception, when Ding Ling was about to close the door, Uncle Ding came out of the middle of the road and said what to ...... That is, I played with him.

I'll it, I know I'm handsome and special. But even if I'm very handsome, you can't do that, right? It's too abnormal, aren't you afraid that Aunt Chen will see some clues?

I said I want to keep it a secret!

Fortunately, Aunt Chen rejected him, saying that he was not a father when he was a father, how could there be a statement that a parent snatched toys from his children?

Uncle Ding then drooped his head and went back to the master bedroom.

The door of the second bedroom was closed, and the light was also closed, and today's experience obviously made Ding Ling not sleepy.

She covered herself and me in the futon, opened her phone and chatted with me without saying a word. First of all, I paid attention to why I didn't deal with Xiaoyu anymore.

I scrolled across the screen and wrote, "You have to ask her?" ”

"Forget it, it's all written off anyway." She wrote a sentence, deleted it after reading it for me, and wrote, "You better tell me about the cats and dogs called today, they seem to listen to you." ”

"That's, don't look at who I am?"

"Look at your cow." Ding Ling stretched out her hand and touched my nose, "Then how do you know them?" ”

"Uh......"

"What's wrong?"

I spread my paw out to show her the pad, and she shook her head in confusion, and I wrote, "How easy are you for me to write on a palm-sized phone?" ”

"Okay, then tell me tomorrow."

I nodded, spun around and was ready to burrow out of the futon. After all, Ding Ling's sleep is extremely poor, and she still doesn't admit it.

She stopped me suddenly and whispered, "Wait, I'll show you something fun." ”

What? I turned back to stare at it, and after a while, I quickly buried my head in my paws and covered my face, "Meow meow~~ (Are you farting when shoveling shim!!) ）”

I don't need her to answer, I understand everything when I see her covering her mouth and snickering.

I held my breath and got out of the futon, trotted over to the pillow, and raised my paws. As soon as she showed her head, she snapped and slapped it with a paw.

Dare to smoke me? That's at a cost.

After the play, Ding Ling yawned and fell asleep. I jumped under the bed and slipped into my slippers. I don't know if it's an illusion or what, the slippers seem to have gotten smaller.

Sleep sleeping, I'm still very alert as a meow. I don't know what time it is in the middle of the night, but I wake up to a noise.

I saw the door of the second bedroom slowly open, and the moonlight sprinkled into the living room through the outer balcony, reflecting a dark shadow standing in the doorway.

Who is it? Thief?

I climbed out of my slippers and crouched to the foot of the bed, cautiously peeking out.

I saw Uncle Ding squatting sneakily at the door, and his mouth was very low, "Meow? Meow meow? Come, come here. ”

…… You're more curious than I (the cat)?

"Can't get over? But I don't keep secrets, do I? Hurry. ”

…… You win.

I slipped out from under the bed and walked to the door and yawned. He thought I was going to scream, so he hurriedly put his index finger to his lips and shhhhh When I realized that I had just yawned, I laughed awkwardly twice.

Gently bringing the door back, he carried me around the living room, said to himself that it was not safe here, and plunged headlong into the bathroom.

The door was locked and he sat on the toilet, with his laptop on his lap and me on his lap......

"Come, let's get started...... Don't look at me like that, I can't sleep if I don't ask! Uncle Ding pretended to be pitiful first, and then tempted him and said, "I'll buy you a small dried fish tomorrow, haven't you eaten it?" Super tasty. ”

I rolled my eyes, trying to lie to me, you can make a good excuse, okay? I just came to Ding's house just when you got your pocket money, don't think I don't know you......

Hey? I forgot that he embezzled 3,000 yuan from the advertising agency...... Oh no, the advertising agency uses my photos, and the money should have belonged to me?

Uncle Ding saw that I thought about it for a long time and was silent, and threatened me again: "Do you still want me to keep it a secret?" ”

Hiss~ This product is much more difficult to deal with than Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu is unreasonable and unreasonable, but people talk about morality, this product has no bottom line at all.

I quickly nodded, but I didn't forget to ask for the benefit, and pressed on the keyboard: "How many small dried fish?" ”

"One? How much more do you want? It's expensive. ”

I cocked up my claws, "At least five." ”

"Deal!"

Nima, who answered so happily, Lao Tzu must be less.

is worthy of being a father, and eats more salt than Xiaoyu eats. I secretly reminded myself that I had to make a deal with Uncle Ding in the future, and I had to have one more ...... No, it's one more than two, three, four, five, or six heart eyes.

The deal was made, and Uncle Ding began to ask. His problems are many, miscellaneous, and messy.

At the beginning, it was about how to communicate with different kinds of animals, and how different the expression skills of cats and dogs were compared with people.

And then he was in the midst of these questions, mixed with some everyday relevance. For example, why did Louise listen to me, and when did Ding Ling know that I could understand human speech.

I answered all of this truthfully, and then he asked me when I knew I could understand human speech, and if there were any other cats and dogs like me.

When he knew that I could understand human speech from birth, he said in a skeptical tone, "Really? I thought that you had to cultivate to become a youkai in order to have this ability. ”

I typed: "Feudal superstition kills people, and I, as a cat, understand that science must be carried out, and you are an adult who is still chattering." ”

Uncle Ding said, "Are you embarrassed to mention science to me?" Your existence itself is not scientific! ”

I opened the webpage on my laptop and typed, "Why can't I access the Internet?" ”

"What are you doing online?" Uncle Ding was puzzled, but he still connected to the Internet.

I clicked on the player, selected the science and education channel, rummaged through the science and education films I had watched, and clicked on it, pointing to the title of the screen meow meow.

Uncle Ding looked at the title and rubbed his chin, "You even know about genetic mutations?" Are you going against the sky? Frankenstein? When are you going to rule over humanity? ”

Oh~~ After talking all night, I finally understood why Uncle Ding couldn't sleep. This book is very cute and loving, not very yellow and violent.

I typed, "Watch less sci-fi movies in the future and spend more time enriching yourself." can be promoted and raised, become the general manager, become the CEO, and marry Bai Fu...... Well, fight for more pocket money and finally reach the top of your life. ”

“……”

"Otherwise, you still want to enrich the small coffers by embezzling Ben Meow's hard-earned money? Wash and sleep. ”

“……”

I ignored him, jumped off the ground and walked to the door, turned around and meowed: "What a daze, open the door for Ben Meow!" ”