There are thousands of ways to add blockage, such as unplugging the phone line is a wonderful trick. I can't unplug the phone line, but I can bite it off.

Of course, I'm not going to blatantly bite the phone line on the desk, it's not a matter of being violent. It's a matter of Aunt Chen's stopping, and it's a matter of whether the plan can't succeed.

What is my purpose? It is to let Aunt Chen know that I have no ability to attract money, so there is no phone to come in and place an order, which is the most perfect ending.

If it bites blatantly, Aunt Chen will stop it when she sees it, and will immediately find someone to repair it, and the order will float in like snowflakes after the repair is completed.

So, I scouted the direction of the phone line. It's extending down from the side of the table against the wall, which is good news. The underside of the table is pitch black and black, and it is not easy to be found.

However, it is not wise for me to jump down suddenly on the table, under Aunt Chen's nose, I have to think of a way to let her take the initiative to carry me down.

She is still playing on the computer, and the game Fighting the Landlord only needs a mouse operation. And the mouse, right on the desktop, is at your fingertips.

I walked away from the phone and circled around the desk, just in time to see the computer screen. Aunt Chen grabbed the landlord, and she had a handful of numbers and letters in her hand, which made my head big.

But look at her two hands, the same number or letter, you can play together.

I won't be able to figure out what the rules are for a while. But I know that the win or loss of this game depends on who first plays all the numbers and letters in his hand.

Then what I have to do is much simpler, just wait for Aunt Chen to go out and suddenly rush over to make trouble.

I crouched down, gathered my front paws together, and squinted at the situation of the landlord. During this period, Aunt Chen also turned her head to look at me a few times, but saw that I had not moved, and she did not come to tease me deliberately.

In a certain game, Aunt Chen suddenly sighed, the mouse moved and clicked, and a strange voice came from the stereo, "Your cards are also good." ”

She's lost four games in a row. Although the voice chosen was a compliment, I knew she was hungry for a victory.

When the opportunity comes, it depends on whether the game is given or not.

At the restart, as soon as a few cards were dealt, Aunt Chen was overjoyed. When I looked at the computer, the two English cards were together, followed by three 2 two A, one K, and three Q......

Wow, even me, who doesn't even understand the rules, knows that I've won.

God-given opportunity, I raise my ass and get ready to charge!

The cards were about to be dealt and the speaker made a strange sound.

"Surface." "Call the landlord." "Don't." "Don't."

"A pair of aces." "I can't afford it." "I can't afford it."

"Three-belt pairs." "Yes." I can't afford it. ”

"King Bomb!" "I can't afford it." "Yes."

Aunt Chen swiped the mouse, haha, and said: "Finally won, add a fried one in the spring." ”

Want to win? Did Ben Meow agree?

I rushed, instantly accelerated and jumped, stepped on Aunt Chen's arm to jump, both claws naturally extended, the target mouse, I pounced!

The sudden change made Aunt Chen startled, she involuntarily retracted her hand, and then the mouse fell into my hand.

I quickly swiped and pressed, and the cards were played, and I flew out......

Why did I fly out? There's a reason for this, where is the rope around my neck bolted? chair. Where is Aunt Chen sitting? chair. What happens to the chair when she is scared by me and backs away? will pour. What happens to me if the chair falls over?

Do you need to say it? I was strangled by a rope and ripped off with a strange meow...... This is called self-inflicted iniquity, and you cannot live......

The voice in the stereo did not stop because of our change, and still sounded: "Junko." "I can't afford it." "I can't afford it."

But then came the voice of the two players, "You've played your cards well." ”

This is by no means a compliment, this is a mockery, a mockery of the red fruit. Because Aunt Chen chose the open card, the other party can see her card.

It's obviously a game of winning in the spring plus a bomb, and it was hard for me to make it ......

Aunt Chen froze down, dragged me with one hand, and patted me with the other, "You're still going to scare you, and you won't let go?" ”

I grabbed her clothes and shrunk my neck, looking at her aggrievedly and meowing, are you going to beat me for Shenma? I almost got strangled to death, okay?

Another voice came from the stereo, "Hurry up, I'm waiting for the flowers." ”

"Look at the good things you do, win and lose." Aunt Chen was very unhappy, typed a 4 point, left a 3 point and pressed the escrow. Then he pointed to my nose and said, "Lie down, I don't have anything to eat at noon." ”

That's it? I can't bear to eat at noon, but you put me down? What about you if you don't play according to the routine?

It happened that Xiaoxiao came back from delivery, and when I entered the door, I saw Aunt Chen training me, so I asked what was going on. After listening to Aunt Chen's description, he smiled and said, "Who told you not to play with it?" ”

"Take it to fight the landlord or play mahjong?" Aunt Chen was dismissive and asked Xiaoxiao to deliver the goods needed for the second call, and then continued to teach me a lesson.

I pretended to be stupid and grabbed her fingers, put them in my mouth and nibbled them lightly. She pulled her hand away and pressed me down, slapping me a few times as a whip of love.

Xiaoxiao found all the goods and packed them into a box, and said when she went out: "How can the kitten be quiet, but it is really a little lucky, and it is the second big order today." ”

Aunt Chen listened, the whipping turned into a stroke, it was really a needle in a woman's heart, I can't guess it......

She stopped playing games, and opened the player to play the mother-in-law drama. I walked over to the edge of the table and looked up at her and meowed, waving my paws.

She put me in front of the computer, "Don't you watch TV at night?" See? ”

Look at your sister. I turned back and continued to wave my paws, posing like you don't want to watch TV if you don't play with me.

Aunt Chen's temperament is obviously different from Ding Ling's, if Ding Ling meets me like this, I can't wait. Aunt Chen is different, between me and the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama, the priority of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama is obviously higher.

She put me directly on the ground, checked the rope and continued to follow the show.

Instead of rushing under the table, I circled around the chair twice, waiting for another customer to enter the restaurant before darling under the table.

The light under the desk is not as good as outside, it is a computer desk with a baffle, and all the wiring is hidden in the compartment where the main chassis is placed. I went all the way to the end, and I had to distinguish the dense lines in front of me.

This one is so thick, it's the computer's power cord, this one is the graphics card, what is this? Follow the line, oh ~ mouse line.

Telephone line, telephone line, where are you?

I remembered the appearance of the telephone line, and compared it with the various lines entangled in front of me, my eyes suddenly lit up!

Hmph, hide and seek is also called hide and seek, this meow is a master of the masters, play with me?

Take the line of the graphics card, bypass the line of the audio, stretch out your claws and scratch and scratch. Telephone line, you rough come.

Probeing into the body again, hooked!

Pull it out, and the nail is tight enough that it can't be pulled at all.

As soon as I gritted my teeth, I kicked my hind legs in, and then opened my mouth to bite. As soon as I bite it, the current is fluctuating, so cool that I don't want it. From the tips of the teeth to the tips of the hairs on the tail, everything is numb.

The phone line is alive!?

I shook my hair and shook it again. Stretch out your claws and scratch it twice, no response? I'm trying it out, ouch I'll go!

At that time, I understood a truth, electric things are not easy to mess with.