Chapter Ninety-One: Pig Teammates
Don't say Louise, it's going to jump off the wall anyway. When you come out, when you go back, you don't have to worry about me. But before leaving, I had to say, "Don't keep a low profile." ”
No way, who made it so burly. Not to mention standing between cats and dogs, even standing in the crowd, it is also more charming and charming than the fireflies in the dark......
In addition, the six vicious dogs are unruly. They were beaten during the day, and most of the time at night they tried to get back to the field. I felt the need to remind the Meow Legion, lest they become complacent, thinking that Louise would help them and not know how much they weighed.
However, the dinner table has to be returned first, although Aunt Gu will go home late, no one can say whether she will arrive home early.
Ding Ling carried the dining table and walked back, looking at her thin arms and legs was also worrying. It also made me think it was a good thing to teach Louise to jump on the wall.
Quickly walked downstairs, Uncle Ding came from the side, and shouted from a distance: "Lingling! He took two quick steps to take a hand, bowed his head and said to me, "Send the big dog home again?" ”
I nodded, looking him up and down and stretching out his paws, "What about the little dried fish?" ”
"What is it white?" Uncle Ding said he didn't understand.
"Maybe, probably, maybe it's a hello?" Ding Ling also said she was not sure.
I endured it, thinking that I would wait until I got back to talk to him. But after I went back, I didn't find a chance to talk to Uncle Ding, so Aunt Chen said it first.
Said that I was making a lot of noise in the stationery store and doing damage everywhere. What caused her to lose the card, what scratched the customer, and bit off the phone line.
As he spoke, Uncle Ding pulled me with the instep of his foot, and looked at his expression and said, "You are also fighting hard for freedom." ”
I meowed at him, so what else do you need to say? I have never heard that life is precious, love is more valuable, if it is freedom...... Forget it, you won't understand it.
At this time, Ding Ling helped: "Didn't the person who repaired the phone say that he was making trouble? I think the Führer was caught catching a mouse before it got entangled in the line, how could it bite the phone line if it was fine? ”
"The stationery store doesn't have anything to eat, how can it make a mouse?" Aunt Chen retorted and was stunned, thought for a while, and said, "It's not impossible, then I'm still wrong to blame it?" ”
I secretly said that it is not good, and my heart said that shovel shijun are you a pig? I've seen a helper, but I've never seen you help like this. What kind of rat are you mentioning? I'm really not afraid of god-like opponents, but I'm afraid of pig-like teammates.
Now I can only pray, I hope Aunt Chen will not react.
But it's a pity, I'm afraid of something, after Aunt Chen finished saying that she blamed me, she immediately continued: "I have to take it to the store tomorrow to catch mice at night." ”
I'm ......
After eating, Ding Ling went to do her homework as usual, Aunt Chen cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks and went to the kitchen, I grabbed Uncle Ding's trouser leg and went to the sofa, and meowed at him twice.
He reacted immediately, carried me sneakily back to the master bedroom, turned on the computer and started talking to me.
Me: "What about the dried fish?" ”
"Uh...... Stock. ”
"Didn't buy it?"
"Hey, hey."
"You don't want to pay the bill, do you?"
"How do you know?"
Me: "......" he meowed shamelessly and shamelessly, and he admitted it so righteously, can he have a face?
Forget it, I'll use the dried fish to exchange conditions for him, as long as he can convince Aunt Chen not to let me go to the stationery store.
He shook his head and said that he couldn't do it, but he could give me an idea to make trouble, as long as he did it properly, he could guarantee that Aunt Chen would never take me to the stationery store in the future.
As for what the idea is, I won't mention it for the time being, but I can say that this person's daughter-in-law has no downline. Of course, this pit not only pits his daughter-in-law, but also me.
But for the sake of freedom, I can only follow his ideas...... Or rather, to refer to his ideas to sabotage.
Then, on the grounds that he didn't directly solve the problem, I asked him to take me out now.
He scoffed at my logic at first, but after learning that I was going to manage the Meow Army, he turned his face faster than turning a book and agreed.
Forget it, just satisfy his curiosity and let him see how I command other cats and dogs.
When adults go out, there is a qualitative difference between them and children.
You see that Ding Ling wants to go out, she has to find some reason, and it has to be a reason that Aunt Chen can believe and recognize.
Uncle Dante wanted to go out much simpler, just hugged me, walked to the door and opened the door, only to shout at the throat: "Daughter-in-law, I'll go out for a while." ”
After that, he raised his feet and went out, slamming the door shut, simple, direct and domineering.
Go downstairs and turn right, walk a few hundred meters out of the main entrance, I paw to the right, and after walking dozens of meters, I can hear the sound of an ear on the other side of the corner.
To whom it is boasting of its heroic posture in fighting vicious dogs.
Don't guess, it must be the female ...... Uh, definitely Pippi. Because during the day, when Louise beat up the vicious dog, all the members of the Meow Army were there, and only Pipsqueak didn't see it.
Uncle Ding walked around the corner, and he could see the different appearances of the members of the Meow Legion.
The two poles and the big and small yellow are on the branches, licking each other's untidy hair, and at the same time condescendingly guarding the enemy on both sides of the road.
They were the first to see me, but after I waved their claws, they didn't say anything.
As for the mango, it has a bad eye and a smart nose. I guess he smelled my smell, but there was Uncle Ding's unfamiliar smell, and he was stretching his nose there to distinguish it.
Finally, there was an ear, which had its back to me, and its dead face was glued to a Pekingese dog, which I thought was Pippi.
It is worth mentioning that Pippi spoke with a strong local accent, and he listened to one ear blowing the cowhide into the sky, and said in disbelief: "How can it be spicy?" ”
"It's not an exaggeration, it's really a slap on the wall, and you can't pull it off."
"?" I couldn't help but cry.
One heard the words and was stunned, turned his head to show a lewd smile, and then pulled Pippi and ran over, "Lord Führer, have you changed cat slaves again?" This looks like it's fighting well. ”
Look, hey...... Sometimes I really want to take a bite of it, but I am a little reluctant to take a bite.
No wonder there are so many kings in history, even if he is a saint, there will always be so many sycophants around him.
He also introduced me to Pippi, saying that it was a new recruit, and asked Pipsqueak to greet me quickly.
Pipsqueak was quite polite, stood upright with his front paws folded, and shouted in his mouth: "Führer sama~~ You are more wise and powerful than I imagined." ”
…… Another sycophant, it seems, in the future, we have to keep the new members away from one ear, otherwise the meow legion will become a sycophant?
Mango also followed, but shouted at Uncle Ding's shoes: "Lord Führer, Lord Führer......"
I didn't even want to talk about it, so I waved my paws to make it exempt, and I didn't need to see it like this in the future, and then it sprinkled joy around Uncle Ding's shoes......
(Ask for collection, ask for flowers~~~)