Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Difference Between Pets and Pets
"No thanks, no thanks." Its owner stroked my head and went back to the house with Louise's dog bowl.
"I'm not thanking you! Cats eat fish, and you can't let cats catch their own fish? I yelled at its owner, then turned around and asked, "What is he doing with your dog bowl?" ”
"Snacks!" Louise said as a matter of course.
After a while, its owner came out with a dog basin, and today's snack was meat ribs, which looked like more than two catties.
Its owner put down the dog bowl, touched Louise's head again, and went out to work.
I lay on the gap in the iron door and looked at the car in the distance, and said with emotion: "It's all pets, the gap between pets and pets, why is it so big?" ”
It's no wonder that Louise ranks its owner first, but it's nothing, how to say that Ben Meow is also in second place.
When I turned around, Louise was snoring in the washbasin with her head down, and from time to time she looked up and didn't forget to greet me, "Führer, come and eat fish?" I'll help you get it up. ”
"No!" The first big meal in his life, Ben Meow wants to fish it himself!
I walked to the edge of the washbasin, lying on the washbasin and could only see the water, sad, not enough to be in shape. I staggered to the edge of the washbasin, my eyes locked on the grass carp, my head following its swimming, drawing circles clockwise.
Concentrate and calm your breath, sink your dantian, and lift your claws with luck...... Drink~~ Look at the move, Dugu Jiu Scratch the fourth style! Scratch the fish!
And then I clawed, and then I fell into the basin with a thud, and you must have thought that there would be no then, right? I must have thought that this meow had fallen down, right?
Wrong!
This meow has been bathed several times.,It's a meow that will hold your breath.,How can there be no then? Ben Meow jumped on purpose.
I hugged the grass carp tightly and didn't let go, it swam desperately and spit bubbles, probably shouting not to eat it or something. I don't care so much, I gnaw on it first and it's full of fish.
Although I didn't even gnaw off a piece of the scales, I was so happy.
The grass carp I was holding was probably panicked, and the dog jumped off the wall in a hurry, flicked its tail, and jumped out of the washbasin with me.
It fell on Louise's head impartially, Louise looked up, of course she didn't see anything, and the grass carp and I had already fallen.
Louise didn't see anything unusual, and inexplicably lowered her head to eat the dog food.
I hurriedly shouted, "Meow under your mouth!" ”
"Führer? Want to eat what you say? You don't need to make a sound. Louise said very generously, and when she saw the grass carp, she said, "I don't eat fish, it's stuck in my throat." ”
……
When Louise had eaten a pot of dog food, he licked his mouth and said, "Let's go, go out for activities." ”
Of course, I said yes, but at the time I didn't expect that its so-called activity was a fight.
But it's nothing to fight, there are six ready-made sandbags in the garbage vault at the back door. In addition, I am also very curious about what kind of power can make the six vicious dogs persist in being beaten and not admit defeat.
Louise has already achieved the trick of kicking the wall jump, and the running distance is only two or three meters. Before I could get out of the crack in the iron gate, it jumped out of the wall first, and detoured to the iron gate and said that I was dying.
Does it meow and say I'm slow? I don't want to know who taught it to kick the wall.
Out of the courtyard, maybe Louise was in a hurry to show her hand, so she had to pull me through the back door, not to go to the front door to join the meow legion.
I seriously criticized it, the Meow Legion is a team, how can you engage in individual heroism?
Louise hung her head and deeply reflected on her mistakes.
Then I changed my words, "Even if you want to do it, you have to do it in front of everyone." Or the hell knows you're a hero? ”
"Huh?"
"Ahhhh Lie down and let me go up. "I patted Louise on the paws and ran two steps up to its back, and lay on its stomach after climbing on top of it.
Walk up.
I don't know if it's a fish, or riding a giant dog on the top of the head, or if you don't have to pretend to be an ordinary meow in Ding's house. I'm called a high-spirited, slapping the horse and whipping...... Uh, slap the dog and raise its paws.
Running around the neighborhood, Louise was still too conspicuous after all, but fortunately it kept in mind what I said about being low-key. The route of running is always to walk close to the corner.
It won't be too noticeable, and even if anyone sees it running against the wall, they won't make a noise.
But there are always exceptions, and there are still people on the road. It was Aunt Chen, who had just gone out, and she called me and so on. I didn't listen to her, and she wanted to fool me into going to the stationery store to be a lucky cat.
I waved my paw at her, then patted Louise and said, "Boom~Ride!" ”
Louise ran out of momentum and disappeared from Aunt Chen's sight in a blink of an eye.
Running and running, I saw that it was running in the wrong direction, so I asked. It also sold the guanzi, and ran until it reached the position of the fence, and then jumped on the wall again, jumping directly outside the community.
"Okay, boy? I'll draw inferences. ”
"That's it." Louise's arrogant nostrils turned to the sky, "But I'm a girl, don't be a boy." ”
"Uh...... "To be honest, I don't want to believe it's a, how can I say it in a popular phrase on the Internet?" Oh yes, King Kong Barbie.
Outside the walls of the community, the street where the garbage cans are located is so small that it doesn't even have a street name. It is precisely because of this that few people pass by, and there is a place for them to have two bars.
Before I arrived, the two bars squatting on the tree were the first to notice me, greeting from afar, and reminding other members by the way.
When he heard this, he immediately greeted him with Pippi, who had always been at the forefront of his time when it came to slapping horses.
"Your Excellency~~ I haven't seen you for a few days, I miss you very much, and the old minister also wants to kill you." Not only did it flatter itself, but it also touched Pippi, who didn't have time to open his mouth.
Pippi glanced at it, and said with a smile: "Führer sama~~ You are handsome again." Sister Louise~~ The Lun family adores you the most. ”
"You mean Ben Meow wasn't handsome before?"
"Uh......" Pipsqueak was directly stunned, and didn't know how to answer at all.
"Who? Who dares to say that the Führer is not handsome? Who? I can't smoke it! One ear scolded angrily, and immediately said with a shy face: "Your Excellency~~ How can it say that you are not handsome?" It means to say, you are handsome, and you are invincible in the world. Therefore, the only one who can compare handsomely with you is yourself. You are more handsome today than yesterday, tomorrow is more handsome than today, and the day after tomorrow ......"
"Okay, okay, Ben Meow is in a good mood and just joking. Tell you to talk nonsense, and your mood will turn directly from sunny to cloudy, what should you do? ”
One ear and eye grunted, and immediately had an idea. first slapped himself and admitted his mistake, and then as soon as the conversation changed, he directly pulled it to the six evil dogs.
This kid is okay, this trick was learned from Uncle Ding, and it seems to be born with it.
And it was so successful that Louise couldn't hold it back at first, and jumped around eager to rush over and move her muscles at once.
The rest of the members are also gearing up, especially one ear, saying that the head of state is here today, the defeat of the six evil dogs is imminent, the time of death has come, and the grasshoppers after the autumn will not be able to jump for a few days.
(Thank you Mo Xiaohu for the VIP and red envelopes, ask for collection, ask for flowers~~~)