At half past four in the morning, I slept for half an hour longer than usual with a small fish pillow.

Pushing the shoebox and pressing the computer, oh yes, I had to unplug the audio cable. jumped on the desk with a pillow in his hand, and wanted to help Xiao Liu pick up the girl, of course, he had to make up for the relevant knowledge.

Click on the webpage and search for how to make a girl.

Search results:Wall knock, strong kiss, success if you don't refuse, rejection is a big deal to be slapped, you don't even have the courage to take a slap, and you dare to mention that you like it?

Belch...... This result seems to be somewhat familiar.

I stepped on the pillow to reminisce, and suddenly I felt a feeling of dislocated jaw, which is similar to the result of my search for how to get Xiaoyu.

That's certainly not reliable.

I thought about it, and searched how to confess to my sister.

There are thousands of search results, and when I browse through them one by one, I can't help but have questions in my mind. As far as sending flowers alone, I have seen hundreds of flower varieties.

Whatever is sent directly to the inviter is all down, at least it has to be a magic method, that is, the kind of looking empty-handed, in the blink of an eye, ninety-nine roses.

But this is not very reliable, one to this meow has no money, two to this meow rich flower shop will not sell flowers to me, three to ninety-nine alas, this meow can't take it.

Therefore, the trick of sending flowers can be eliminated. See what else you can do?

I continued to browse, and the rest was even more unrealistic, what chocolates were given on Valentine's Day, diamond rings were given on birthdays, and money was given to cars and houses to bed...... Uh,The last estimate is what?,Ben Meow will report it to the Internet police first.。

I turned more than a dozen pages in a row, and the answers were all the same, and I couldn't get around the questions I had to face.

I scratched the back of my ear, took a deep breath against the pillow, and said to myself that what human beings are doing on the Internet is too unreliable.

Looking up, his eyes swept over the search results, and he couldn't even raise the desire to click to view. However, in the related search results next to me, I do see a little sign of hope.

What are the results of related searches? Romance novels, emotional films, and romance TV series.

It's kind of interesting.,Forget the novel or something.,I'll just click on the movies and TV series.。 Many related movies and TV series pop up on the two web windows at once.

That's called a vast sea, what Beijing fell in love with Siatu, what the taste of first love, what kiss made love, what the old ...... next door Uh, I'm going to report it.

And the classification is quite fine, there are mainland, Hong Kong and Taiwan, Japan and South Korea, Europe and the United States...... I'll you, and there's Mars!

Since both sides of this meow's target are from the mainland, then I will choose the mainland.

But there are still many, many results after choosing the mainland, and picking out a TV series at random, it is thirty or forty levels at every turn, when do you have to see this?

So I thought about it for a while and tried to add more keywords to search again.

"How does the introverted technical director confess to the girl?" That's it, click search.

What is the gift of flowers and drills to the house, but there is a different one, which reads "The program ape or watch your island acrobatics!" ”

Island country acrobatics? Don't say it sooner! It turns out that there are professional programmer confession textbooks here.

I hurried to search for acrobatics in the island country, and then ...... Then I went to the Internet police for the third time to report it.

Returning to the web window of the movie and TV series, it seems that the last hope can only count on these two. I don't know which one to choose, so I just play a little bit of a soldier, and I will see who I click.

There are results, Titanic.

After five long minutes, I rested my chin on the pillow and looked up at the screen from time to time.

After another five minutes, I almost fell asleep, and quickly pushed the mouse to fast forward and fast forward, until the fast forward was over, I didn't understand how many cents the relationship between Titanic and love was?

Isn't this a disaster movie about a shipwreck?

There's also that one called shredded meat (a member of the pit dad subtitle translation team...... The heroine, I also have to complain about this, your name is so rebellious, was it given by your own mother?

Turn off the movie that is still playing subtitles and see that it's almost six o'clock.

I was scrolling wildly through the wheel on my mouse when I suddenly saw a website called Douban Movie Review. Click in to take a look, it's a rave review about Titanic.

Could it be that I still can't understand love?

I browsed the content of the film reviews one by one, and it talked at length about how touching the heroes and heroines were. I quickly opened the movie again and fast-forwarded to the corresponding time period against these reviews.

Oh, that's how the chick was soaked...... I felt like I had caught the point, so I dropped out of the movie and searched for a new keyword.

Creative confession.

Of course, the search results are massive, and after I selected a few to read, I immediately made a decision and said: "In terms of creativity, what can be more invincible than sending love letters to pets?" ”

I really want to give myself 36 likes, and the biggest advantage of this move is that it doesn't cost money.

Love letters, just a pen and a piece of paper can be done. I can write it without too much complexity. If you look at these creative confessions on the computer, one of them peed in the snow and did everything, which can be called a model among low-carbon people.

With a solution, the rest is simple, pen and paper, and it is all on the desk.

I first scratched open a used workbook and tore off one of the pages to flatten it. After taking out a pen from the pen holder, he bit the cap of the pen and put it in his mouth, and held it with his paw to write down the next I.

Take a step back and take a look, yes, it's a little crooked, but you can see what it means.

Next, I was drawing a heart, which was a bit difficult, and I drew seven or eight in a row, the most like one was three points like a heart, and seven points like an ass......

Let's leave it at that.,There's no place to write U in the heart of the painting.。

Write the last U on a piece of paper, and I'll step back and look at it...... Forget it, the plan was put on hold.

I dropped the pen and quickly found the perfect excuse for myself. If the love letter is delivered, when Hu Jiayan asks about Xiao Liu, it is likely to expose Ben Meow.

So, for safety reasons, I have a new plan, a more perfect plan.

First of all, the love letter still has to be delivered, but I don't come forward, and the whole process is handled by Xiaobai.

Secondly, love letters don't need to be paper, Xiaobai is snow-white, isn't it just natural drawing paper?

Again, anyway, if I paint I heart U so abstract, then I can paint with clay, and even if Xiao Liu denies it, they will think about coincidence.

Moreover, once they think about coincidence, it is equivalent to a divine arrangement. The feelings arranged by God are not enough for them to break?

When the two of them get together, they should ventilate me when there is Xiaobai as the inside, and I can go to Hu Jiayan on Xiaobai's head like lying on Louise's head.

Perfect, I nodded in satisfaction, scooped up the pillow and smelled it to reward myself. I thought to myself, the fourth, the fourth, Ben Meow is really tired to see you.