This question bothered me for a long time and couldn't come up with an answer, but I came up with a solution that would not change and should change.

Although I don't know what Xiaoyu wants to do with me when she buys a dog, it is a sure fact that she wants to buy a dog. All I need to do is pull the dog into the meow legion before she trains successfully.

With this in mind, I hugged the pillow and rubbed it around, closed my eyes and prepared for bed.

I don't know if it's because I'm scared of the cold during the day, no matter how I curl up and hug the pillow tightly, I still feel cold.

I thought about it, got out of the bed and jumped on the bed, lowered my head into the quilt, and was about to drill into the place where the body temperature was emitted.

Ding Ling has no sleep appearance, who is warm and warm by her, but if she is pressed by her, there is nowhere to cry?

I quickly got out again and walked around the edge of the bed, as if it was dangerous to sleep there. If you think about it, you really want to come up with a safe place.

Sides of the pillow, or where the pillow is close to the head of the bed.

These three places are above Ding Ling's head, no matter how she dances in her sleep, she won't still shake her head, right?

Taking 10,000 steps back, even if she shook her head, the movement was safer than dancing.

It's just that these three positions are not as warm as in the futon.

Try it first, the safest place is naturally the pillow close to the head of the bed. I drilled in from the left side of the pillow, and I could only get into the cat's head, not my body and buttocks.

What about reversing and retreating? It's even worse, only the tail goes in...... Abandon.

Then there were only the left and right sides of the pillow, and I decided to sleep on the right side after careful consideration. Because her mobile phone is placed on the right side of the pillow, she must be disgusted when she gets up from listening to the alarm every day.

Then in her subconscious, she must be unwilling to toss on the side of the mobile phone.

Well, Ben Meow was really thoughtful.

I squeezed the pillow into the bed sheet, squeezing it in, and finally managed to make the pillow cover half of my body.

Make-up, I turned over, let my back face inward, and hugged the pillow in my arms, wouldn't it all be warm?

In the middle of the night, the pillow seemed to move, and when I opened my eyes in a daze, I saw a black shadow, with unparalleled coercion, falling from the sky.

I woke up and wanted to roll over and dodge, but I didn't want to get too caught under the pillow and miss the best chance to escape.

At this time, I saw that the black shadow fell, almost against my ear and slapped on the sheet, and when I looked closely, it was Ding Ling's left hand......

You can still toss so much on a cold day, you are really enough.

Maybe this sentence in my heart was heard by God for the rest of my life, and his old man laughed and said: "Not enough, far from enough, oh ho ho ho ho ......"

Then Ding Ling felt that her hands were a little cold, and she subconsciously recycled them, wanting to retract them into the futon.

But there's still a me, isn't it? So as soon as she retracted her hand, she felt the back of my arms. Pinch it, well, it's fluffy and soft, and it's hot.

"Huh?" Ding Lingmeng muttered a foreign language that I didn't understand, and I didn't know what she dreamed about when she pinched my hind legs, so she grabbed my stomach and said silly dream words from her mouth, "Heh, the marshmallow that can be called." ”

……

I was sweating as I listened to her smack her mouth and swallow as I struggled to roll out from under the pillow as I broke free from her grip on my hind legs.

She also muttered in a daze: "Sister Xiaoyu, marshmallow will be returned to me, you will pay me back...... Woohoo......"

…… me, the dream is so real? But I was bullied by Xiaoyu like this since I was a child, how did I have such a good relationship with Xiaoyu when I grew up?

was in doubt, so I heard her burst into tears and laughed again, muttering what Sister Xiaoyu is the best.

Hiss~~ A dream triggered by grabbing the cat's hind legs can be so tortuous, Ben Meow admires. But! In the future, I will sleep in the same bed with you, and I will be my grandson.

After her fuss, I didn't feel sleepy. Pressed her phone to see the time, it was 3 o'clock in the morning.

I simply didn't sleep, I jumped off the ground and pressed on the computer, ripped off the stereo cord and jumped onto the desk.

Although as long as Xiaoyu brings the dog home, I will immediately pull the dog closer to the Meow Army, but Xiaoyu will definitely prevent me from going to her house.

So, I'm going to have to search to see how long it takes to train a dog, and I'm ready for anything.

The search results are instantaneous, and the top answers are about the same, all about how to train a dog to stand up and sit down, or squat in a pit, etc.

This kind of answer is obviously not what I need, keep scrolling, there you have it!

How to Train a Dog to Attack!

I quickly clicked in to take a look, and the doubts in my heart didn't go deeper. According to the search answers, to train a dog to attack, you must first train the dog's guts.

Then go through a series of complex and cumbersome decomposition exercises. I say this because the search answer is a full two pages.

I won't go into details, but judging from this step-by-step training, it is definitely impossible to train without a month or two.

Then the problem is simple.,To train for such a long time,Ben Meow has a chance.。

The problem is solved, I close the web page, it's so cold in winter, during the day, they go to work, go to school, Ben Meow is a home, just watching movies is boring.

Xiaoyu likes to play that dungeon so much, isn't it fun? It just so happens that the game I downloaded last time is still there, so go in and take a look.

Click on the game and enter the account password, naturally you can't log in, Xiaoyu has already changed the password.

Don't be afraid, Ben Meow registers one by himself.

Get your account and log back in to the game.

Naturally, there is nothing in the game interface, so you have to create a character first. I clicked into it, and there were quite a few options.

I didn't know which one was more powerful, so I closed my eyes and randomly selected one, and a pop-up window asked me to enter the character's name.

"Führer." Sorry, the name is already taken.

"Damn! Who grabbed Ben Meow's name? Change one, Meow Teller. "Sorry, the name has been taken.

"Damn! Who is so bored to use Benmeow's name? In the exchange of one, the invincible super head of Unai Meow Teller. "Sorry, the name has too many characters.

……

I flipped the mouse with one paw and jumped on the keyboard, and the name passed. It's really under-treaded.

Entering the game screen, I pushed the mouse and clicked, but the game character did not respond at all. Strange, the last time I strengthened my weapon at Xiaoyu's house, I used a mouse to operate?

Looking at the hints, oh~~ up and down left and right to control the direction, ZXC to control skills, attack and jump.

Got it, I'll look at the distance between the key and ZXC...... Turn around, turn your front paws sideways, and twist your head to look at the screen.

I'm so tired, try it again. Control the game character to rush to the mob and press the keyboard with his hind legs extended

Hmph, use the nunchuck. Between the three moves and the two styles, the little monster is annihilated, pinching hahaha~~ This meow is really powerful...... Not good, my feet cramped.

I'm glad that I can learn skills after all the hard work of typing a picture, but ...... Have a full twelve keys for the Mao skill bar? Plus skills, attacks, and jumps, a whole fifteen buttons.

Ben Meow plays on one hind leg...... Play with your sister!

Quitting the game, opening the player, or watching the movie in peace.