Taking a bath in the winter, I'm sure many people feel the same way as me. That is, I don't want to go in before the hot water soak, and I don't want to go out after the hot water soak.

It's wet, and the hair is tightly fitted, not to mention walking out of the toilet, and it's so shivering when you leave the basin.

Then Ding Ling has something to do, at least I helped coax the three wild cats into the water before taking a bath, and now she has to pick up the beam alone and get me and the three wild cats out.

Just imagine, how can she be our opponent if she is a girl? Pounced left and right, making himself so embarrassed, but he didn't even catch a single cat hair.

In the end, Aunt Chen, who had made dinner, came in, wrapped me and the three wild cats in a bath towel, and they all lived.

But it was still cold, so I retracted my head into a bath towel and, as the head of state, ordered the three wild cats to sandwich me in the middle, which relieved the chill a little.

After eating, Ding Ling and Xiaoyu still went into the room to do their homework. Uncle Ding didn't go to the living room to watch TV, but scooped me up and lifted my feet into the master bedroom.

Connect your phone to your computer and export the video. Use video software to edit together several individual short clips, and then add subtitles to each one.

The initial processing was over after a while, and he clicked save and invited me to take a look at the results.

At the beginning of the video, the beginning is a static picture of white characters on a black background, the anger of the meow version of the Führer, the workmanship is extremely rough and difficult to see.

Uncle Ding was also embarrassed by himself, and said with a smile: "I will, I will, anyway, this is for Mr. Li to see, and there is a special person to make it officially." ”

Well, go ahead and watch the video......

Meow version of the Führer's wrath.

At the beginning, the picture is a floor plan of the house, and a cat's paw pointing to the floor plan to move, and with the sound of a meow, the subtitle Jun appears: "Führer, we went to the kitchen just now to look for it, and this is the fish bones, pork belly, and pigs found in the water." ”

At this time, the face was changed, and this meow appeared with a face with gold wire glasses and a black signature pen on his paw. Over and over again with paws with a pen, and over and over again meowing.

The subtitle said: "These things don't matter, what about XX cat food?" ”

The picture is changing, Xiao Huang appears in the picture, it is very uncomfortable to pull the SS uniform on its body, as the camera moves horizontally to yesterday, the figure of Rhubarb appears in the camera.

It was also not very cool with the military uniform on its body, and it shook its head and meowed.

The subtitle says: "Führer...... XX Cat Food ......"

The camera panned to the left again, and the two bars squatted and said, "Your favorite XX cat food...... The last meal was finished. ”

The camera switched, and I appeared again, with the most expressive tremor of the gods in this film...... In fact, he shook his paws and pulled out the gold-wire glasses.

Then he patted the case and meowed: "Can't you buy it if you don't have it?" Without XX cat food, Ben Meow won't eat! ”

The camera changed to two bars: "Führer, hunger strike is risky, it is easy to be suspected by the owner of being sick and will be taken to the hospital for injections." ”

The camera shifted to me, and I bared my teeth and meowed, "So what?" Compared with XX cat food, those who inject Shenma are scum! ”

Uncle Ding couldn't help but laugh when he saw this, and couldn't help but puff. But I didn't know what he was laughing at, so I had to look at him strangely and continue watching the video.

Two bars: "But the Führer, now the store is closed." ”

"Didn't you say it sooner when it was closed? Why can't the owner's shovel buy an extra bag of reserve grain? I screamed, and then flicked my paw on the pen. The pen fell on the floor plan of the house with a snapping sound.

At the end of the picture, I was given a close-up of the hunched back and fried hair, with big red subtitles.

"Angry puppeteer!"

Uncle Ding popped again, I couldn't help it, typed in the text and asked, "What are you laughing at?" ”

"You'll find out in a moment." Instead of answering me head-on, he pushed me away and buried himself in editing the video.

This time it was quicker, in less than two minutes, and then I knew what he was laughing at.

Because the original version is dubbed in German, and the two points he laughed at, the scum and the angry couple, can be said to be transliterated into Chinese.

But this makes me very dissatisfied, he got the original dubbing up, which really increased the anger of the meow version of the Führer, and the overlap with the original in the hearts of netizens.

But with the original dubbing, what should I do with Ben Meow's conscription declaration?

I was very dissatisfied, and I couldn't find anything to say for a while, Uncle Ding saw me like this, rubbed his chin and said, "Do you think something is missing?" ”

"Nonsense, Ben Meow's conscription declaration is all for you to lose." I meowed, thinking he wouldn't understand it anyway.

But who knows, he actually made an oh sound, so scared that Ben Meow thought he had a sudden genetic mutation.

He slapped his face and said: "From beginning to end, only subtitles are used to express the desire for cat food, and the space is a little hole." But how to add cat food? It's too contrived to put it on the table, and the content of the short film is looking for cat food, and there is a bug when there is cat food on the table. ”

Damn, how did you misunderstand what Ben Meow was talking about from Ben Meow's scream?

Uncle Ding ignored me and continued to talk to himself: "You can add it directly to the back, this is originally an advertisement, how can you order the problem if there is no cat food, right?" ”

He said and poked me with his finger and said, "Hey, you see how it ends up like this." The video ends with a close-up of you, when suddenly there is a sound of the door opening, and you collectively turn your heads to look at the door, and the person who comes in is holding the cat food in his hand, and you run over and circle around the person's feet. ”

I meowed twice and typed, "I think it's better not to use the original dubbing." ”

"Why? Those who watch the ads can't understand the cat's meow. ”

"......" He said so well that I was speechless.

"It's okay, just show both versions to Mr. Li when the time comes." Uncle Ding perfunctorily dismissed my request, and said, "Who do you say will play the person who appears on camera?" Or Xiaoyu, she's quite a star anyway, and you just use this opportunity to subdue her. ”

I shook my head and typed, "No, doesn't this mean that Ben Meow can't fight her?" ”

"Who's going to use that? Let's say it can't be Ding Ling first, she can't keep her mouth shut at all, knowing that she will definitely tell your Aunt Chen about this. Uncle Ding was entangled: "But except for the two of them who have a better image on camera, I don't know anyone else." ”

I rolled my eyes and said, "It seems like it's safer with a little rain." ”

"It's as long as you can hide it." Uncle Ding laughed at the two, and came up with a clever trick again, "Anyway, the purpose of advertising is to promote cat food, and it doesn't matter if people want to show their faces or not." Ha, I'm a genius, so happily decided. Tomorrow weekend, I'll get a chance to come back to you and take one last shot...... Ay? Ding Ling and the others are also ...... tomorrow weekend Hey? Why do they do their homework tonight tomorrow weekend? ”

I was stunned when I heard this, but this reminded me that on Friday in the past, Ding Ling and Xiaoyu must have fun, and they would save their homework for Saturday.

If it's so abnormal today, it only means one thing. They need to finish their homework as soon as possible and go buy puppies tomorrow!

It's going to come after all, I snorted and sneered, thinking that Ben Meow would follow me tomorrow, and I requisitioned the puppy at the pet store.

No, Xiaoyu definitely disagrees.

Then I'll wait at home tomorrow, and as soon as they get home, they will immediately requisition the puppy, and they can borrow three wild cats.

Still no, since Xiaoyu wants to guard against me, he will definitely not bring the dog here, he will definitely take Ding Ling upstairs.

Then I'll go out with them tomorrow, but I won't follow them, and after they leave the community, I'll take the three wild cats to guard the staircase, foolproof.

Good moves, good moves, pinch hahaha......