Tuk-tuk.

As Uncle Ding knocked on the security door, it was Ding Ling's answer from Xiaoyu's house.

"Who?"

Uncle Ding put me down and continued to knock on the door, and used his hand to block the cat's eye, pinching his throat and saying, "Open the door and check the water meter." ”

…… You're enough, ventilating the news too obviously, okay? As soon as I patted Uncle Ding's feet, I heard the screams of light rain coming from inside the house.

"Don't open the door!"

I know...... The door opened, Ding Ling held the doorknob with one hand, pulled the door lock with the other, and turned her head into the house after opening the door, and asked why stupidly.

Uncle Ding pulled the door open, pinched Ding Ling's cheek and said, "Because it is possible that it is a bad person who knocks on the door, you have to see clearly in the future, do you know when you open the door?" ”

"Dad? Got it. Ding Ling was squeezed in the face by the big slap and replied vaguely.

At the same time, Xiaoyu and I both acted at the same time. I beckoned my claws and three wild cats into the house, and rushed away in the light rain. And Xiaoyu stood up suddenly, and squatted down to let the puppy go.

"Allies, Raptors cut the air!"

Allied forces...... Deliberately, absolutely deliberately. My name is Meow Teller, and it's called the Allies, and the meaning is quite far-reaching.

But this Allies ...... Not weaned yet, have you? His eyes were all half-open and half-closed, and when he heard Xiaoyu's order, don't say anything, the raptor cut off the air, and he couldn't even stand on his feet.

I couldn't get up when I fell, and my milk was screaming there. I was embarrassed to slap my paws down when I rushed in front of it.

The three wild cats couldn't get their hands down, so they looked up and asked me: "Führer, are you still fighting?" ”

"Hit this!" I raised my paw and pointed at Xiaoyu, and at the same time turned around and meowed at Uncle Ding.

Uncle Ding let go of Ding Ling, closed the security door and said, "Xiaoyu, if you want to be red, put down the bench." And Meow Tler, don't go too far, there's no room for manoeuvre if you leave a scar or something. ”

The bench raised by Xiaoyu fell gently, and he didn't dare to smash it, but he was only used to block the attack of the three wild cats, "Uncle Ding, does it know?" ”

"It's so good that it can't hide it at all." Uncle Ding had no choice but to spread his hands.

"Dad, what are you going to say?" Ding Ling was the only one present who didn't know the truth, but no one explained to her at this time.

Xiaoyu continued to block the three wild cats, "Then does it agree or disagree?" ”

"What do you say? Yes, of course. Uncle Ding came over and said to the mud: "Meow Teller, it's almost okay, the three of them don't know the severity, you really let the three of them go?" ”

I think about it, too, recall the three wild cats, and then with Uncle Ding acting as an intermediary, the third meeting with Xiaoyu is also the first meeting to grasp the initiative.

After Xiaoyu learned that I was willing to help her become a star (actually an Internet celebrity), she was very modest and her posture was quite low. It's up to me to decide how the talks are conducted.

This made me feel very good, she used to speak lightly, and I had to type hard. Not to mention the first meeting, I actually wrote with a pen tied to a cat, and I have to make her feel the unequal treatment today.

So the way of talking is that I type with a keyboard and Xiaoyu uses ...... Writing with a brush.

At the beginning of the negotiation, I first asked her to use a brush to write a letter of no less than 3,000 words to admit mistakes, the handwriting must be neat, and she must fully understand where she was wrong, why she was wrong, how to ensure that she will not make the same mistake again in the future, and the punishment she must bear if she is committing it.

Xiaoyu can write calligraphy there, and the hand holding the pen trembles like a chicken's paws, and when the words are written, it is not as good as the words I write with a signature pen tied, and the whole thing is not much different from that of an earthworm.

I slapped the brush with one paw, placed a large cloud of ink on the paper, and then jumped to the keyboard and typed, "What about your ghostly drawing?" Rewrite! ”

"Me!" Xiaoyu threw her pen and was angry, but before the anger rushed out of her forehead, she was pressed back again. I want to make a shy smile, but I have never been such a scoundrel again, and my whole face is terribly distorted, which is more ugly than crying.

Uncle Ding helped: "This and this, the guarantee to admit the mistake should be written, but you can give more time, don't be in a hurry, what do you say?" ”

I thought for a moment and typed, "Then give it to me tomorrow before dinner." ”

"Okay, no problem." Xiaoyu gritted her back molars and agreed.

"Forgot the principles of this meeting? Did you speak? I continued, "Don't bite so hard, it's not over yet." The first condition is so reluctant, I'm afraid you'll grit your teeth later. ”

Xiaoyu squeezed out a smile and wrote with a brush: "No, how can you grit your teeth?" ”

"Oh?" I walked over to the table and looked down, meowing at Xiaoyu's hand on my thigh.

"Ahem." Uncle Ding came to talk to the mud again, "Hurry up and talk about the conditions behind, look at the time, your Aunt Chen is coming back." ”

I glanced at my computer, and it was only a quarter past four o'clock. But let's put aside the mistake of writing a confession, and I looked at the ink on the paper and had a new idea.

"I think at the beginning, the damage you gave Ben Meow was from the inside out, from the outside in. Therefore, it is really difficult to dissipate anger without hitting you twice. I leaned my face over and pressed it on the table. ”

Uncle Ding said, "It's too much? ”

"Then I didn't say it."

I turned my head and was about to jump under the table. Originally, how much can Ben Meow's claws weigh? It doesn't hurt to shoot without nails. If you don't even have this awareness, you're still a red fart.

"Wait!" Xiaoyu pushed away the clutter on the table, closed her eyes and put her chin on the table and said, "Come on." ”

Hehe, that's good.

I walked over to the homework book, dipped it in ink that hadn't dried through, and when I walked to the right side of Xiaoyu's face, I covered her with three black plum blossoms.

"Poof~"

Ding Ling couldn't help but laugh, and quickly covered her mouth with her hand.

I glared at her, dipped in some ink, and printed three on Xiaoyu's left face, which is only beautiful if the left and right sides are symmetrical.

Step back and see the effect, it's pretty good.

"Okay, no?" Xiaoyu opened her eyes and asked.

I meowed, jumped to the keyboard and typed, "You want to forget after only six clicks?" That's that easy! ”

Xiaoyu gritted her back molars again and closed her eyes. It is estimated that she feels that Ben Meow is not in pain, but she doesn't know that the effect of Ben Meow is spiritual.

Continue to dip the ink, this time on the forehead, after the shot is still pulled horizontally, in a vertical drawing, directly to the bridge of the nose...... Hey? The ink is not thick, and Ben Meow is dipping it.

After applying it on her nose, Xiaoyu probably smelled the smell wrong, so I quickly added a touch of eight characters on her lips, and then returned to the keyboard and typed: "Don't wipe or wash, you'll start again tomorrow when it's light, you don't want to go to school with a big face, right?" ”

Xiaoyu knew that my face was painted by me, but this time she didn't grit her teeth, and said with an indifferent expression: "Big flower face, it's not that I haven't tried it." ”

That's right, she really tried, but her attitude made me very unhappy, which shows that the punishment of Tu Hua's face did not have the desired effect.

It shows that Xiaoyu is very insincere, Uncle Ding, what are you doing? Don't remind her!

As soon as my heart was on fire, I typed, "Kneel down and sing Sheriff Black Cat!" ”

Uncle Ding, who was pulling Xiaoyu's clothes, was stunned when he heard this, and frowned: "This is really excessive." ”

I thought about it too, and said in another way: "Then sing Conquest!" ”

"......," Uncle Ding patted his head, "I'm not singing any song when I'm talking too much, right?" ”

Xiaoyu: "I was conquered by you like this......"

Uncle Ding: "......"

Me: "......"

Ding Ling pulled Xiaoyu up and said, "Meow Teller! You see that Sister Xiaoyu is like this, you are not allowed to have problems. ”

Well, for the sake of popularity, she can have no bottom line. What does this mean? It shows that this woman will become a great weapon in the future...... But I don't really understand.

It's just a star, as for it?

If you want to say that celebrities make a lot of money and make money quickly, it's better to be a businessman, right?

Look at Ben Meow, endorse cat food, and earn 100,000 a year. But what about Mr. Li? He can give 100,000 yuan a year to the cat, at least dozens of 100,000 yuan, right?

I asked Xiaoyu about this, and she arrogantly told me that it was her dream to be a star.

I don't understand what there is to be proud of this dream, and I don't understand what is worth giving up the bottom line of this dream.

I was surrounded by the six vicious dogs before, and I also gave up the bottom line, but it was out of survival instinct. Can't you survive if you can't be a star?

Uncle Ding saw that I was at a loss, and said, "If people don't have dreams, what's the difference between them and salted fish?" ”

Of course there is, salted fish is a dead fish, and people are still alive without dreams...... Oh~~ I seem to understand a little.

Perhaps the biggest difference between humans and animals is that people have dreams. I beckoned the three wild cats over and asked, "What are your dreams?" ”

The three wild cats tilted their heads and thought for a long time, this one said that there were fish to eat, and the other said that there was meat to gnaw every day.

I also have dreams, but it seems to be a little different.

My mind was stirred up like mush, and I couldn't help but think: What is my dream?

Eat and drink Lazar? Shallow.

Grow the Meow Army? Then dominate the community, dominate the country, and conquer the world...... It's just a casual talk about this thing, and Ben Meow isn't that crazy.

I couldn't think of a reason for a while, I thought to myself, since Xiaoyu can do anything for his dreams, then can other people also be desperate for their dreams?

So I typed, "What's your dream?" Then he pointed to Uncle Ding and meowed.

Uncle Ding was stunned, stroking his non-existent long beard, and the old god said, "I'm long past the age of dreaming." ”

…… Ben Meow despises you.

Seeing my disdain, Uncle Ding couldn't help but ask, "Then what is your dream?" ”

I typed, "I didn't expect it yet." ”

"Don't think about it, when the time comes, you'll know." Uncle Ding looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle and said, "Back then, I had a lot of dreams, but when one came true, I burned the others." ”

Yo, it sounds very similar to Xiaoyu's, it's all desperate for dreams. No, Xiaoyu is desperate to realize his dream, how did Uncle Ding realize his dream and burn all the other dreams?

Ding Ling helped me ask this question, "Dad, what is your dream to achieve?" ”

"Chase your mother."

…… Ben Meow continues to despise you. Uncle Ding is too fine, there is a murderous intention hidden in every sentence, and it is not impossible to communicate with him, but sometimes he dare not communicate.

I pointed my paw at Ding Ling and meowed for her to answer too. But instead of blurting out, she grabbed her hair and wondered where she was.

It seems to be a salted fish without dreams......

Ding Ling said: "My dream is...... You can ask Sister Xiaoyu to wash the ink off her face. ”

I typed, "You want to be beautiful." ”

At the end of the meeting, Xiaoyu put on a big face and buried her head in writing a letter of confession with a brush. Uncle Ding glanced at the time, said goodbye and left in a hurry.

Ding Ling and I came to the living room, and saw the three wild cats surrounding the puppy in the middle, not beating, but curiously using their paws to pull.

Every time the puppy is scratched, it makes a bark that has not been weaned.

"Don't bully puppies. Meow Ler, you won't let them go away? Ding Ling couldn't see anything cute, so she picked up the puppy in the past and talked to the puppy very naively.

I walked to the sofa with my front paws on Ding Ling's thigh, so I had the heart to take a look at the puppy.

I don't know where Xiaoyu got it, this dog is estimated to be born for more than ten days, and his nose is still pink.

By the way, Xiaoyu also named it the Allied Army, which is really ugly enough.

"Hey, hey." I also stretched out my paw to pull it, and it screamed, not in response to me, but a knee-jerk reaction after being scratched, cute and cute.

I said: "Boy (zei), Xiaoyu has been incorporated by me, and you don't want to call it an ally, this name is in conflict with Ben Meow." Look at you cute, the alliance will change the homonym to cute, and in the future, it will be called Meng Meier, and be the desert fox of the Meow Army. Do you hear that? Hear and give a little reaction? Don't think that you can ignore this meow if you're cute. ”

Meng Meier: "Wow~~"

Well, this is good, let the shovel Shijun pour you a cow baba to drink in a while.

(This chapter is more than 3,000 words, is it not surprising?) Surprised? Unhappy? Don't panic, there is more surprising news...... Today's ...... ）

(The name guessing activity ends with the update of this chapter.) After seeing the answer, you should think that the name is not difficult, right? Hitler and Rommel are mentioned in the first chapter, and only these two World War II figures are mentioned throughout. Why do so many people go to guess Stalin, Churchill? And guess Ava's ...... I don't know the different ways of cats and dogs...... ）

(There is another thing,Relatives who participated in the name guessing,You left the QQ number.,Otherwise, who is this meow's QB going to rush to?) ）