Chapter 181: Eel Noodles
Oh. That's right. What about the production cost.
I looked up. It was as if he saw Uncle Ding with a wicked smile on his face. He also rubbed his hand against the stubble on his chin. A typical image of a bad ruffian.
I hugged my phone. Uncle Chong Ding grinned and roared: "The production cost is not the idea of beating this meow." β
"Cost. You (me and Big Yellow) are the main actors. Shoot with a mobile phone. The venue is in the compound. In addition to the cost of time. What else can it cost. β
He asked rhetorically. Then he slapped his thigh again. "Oh yes. There is a real cost. The 500 yuan will be paid to you. β
I slapped my paw on the door of my head. This door-slamming thing. It's really wishful thinking. I knew that I wouldn't pay back the 500 yuan. Just run me in another way.
But. The last time I shot the fury of the cat version of the FΓΌhrer. But there is an advertising contract of 100,000 yuan. 100,000 now.
"Cut~"
I didn't even write a word. Directly turned his head and squinted his eyes and snorted. Despise him with deeds.
Uncle Ding laughed dryly twice to hide his embarrassment. "Don't be too little. Wait for your fame to come out. I'm afraid that no one will invest. When the time comes, I'm afraid that you will count the money and count the claws cramps. But first, let's talk about it. With an investment. You have to pay me back the five hundred. β
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It's not uncommon to talk about him. But the ideal is very plump. The reality is skinny. It all depends on Aunt Chen's attitude. If she doesn't let go. Uncle Ding was busy for half a day, and he was just making wedding dresses.
The car moved forward. I let the big and small yellow lie on the seat. I stepped on them. Lie on the window. While browsing the cityscape. It was also pointed at by the driver and passenger in the side lane.
Of course. I'm not really looking at the scenery. It's a shop on the street.
It's almost two o'clock in the afternoon. Ben Meow hasn't eaten yet......
"Meow."
"What are you doing?"
"Meow meow."
"Speak human words."
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Say your sister. Wait for the words to be finished. I don't know where I've gone. I continued to meow. At the same time, use your paws to point.
Uncle Ding took a look at the opening of the film. "Eel noodles."
"Meow~" I squinted and nodded.
"I'm good at choosing." The corners of Uncle Ding's mouth rose. "I still want to eat eel if I don't pay it back. Unless you're in for a treat. β
I please, I please. I nodded directly. Pointing to the noodle shop that had been moved back to the back of the car, meowing and shouting.
"Don't meow. You also have to obey the traffic rules when making a U-turn. Uncle Ding explained. And said: "Do you have the money to pay for your treat?" β
I got off the big and small yellow backs. On the phone, he wrote: "You pad first. Get in the car and I'll be turning it to you. β
βγ noγ Uncle Ding shook his index finger. Transfer money first. I can't trust a cat that's black for even five hundred dollars. β
β¦β¦ Why don't you say that you hacked me 20,000.
I gritted my teeth and wrote on my phone, "I believe you too." Then pay the money with one hand. First-hand delivery. How much is a bowl of eel noodles. β
"Don't have more bowls." Uncle Ding pulled out his wallet with one hand. Pull it apart and say, "I only have a hundred." No change. β
β¦β¦ Count you ruthless.
I let the big and small yellow block. I transferred 100 yuan back to the bank card. Then he stretched out his paws to Uncle Ding and meowed, "Give me the money." β
Two minutes later. Uncle Ding took me with him. I carry the money...... Oh yes. He also stepped into the noodle shop with big and small yellow.
Nearly two stores in the afternoon. There were no customers in the noodle shop. The husband and wife who opened the shop sat side by side. Watch TV series on your phone together. Meet the guests. only then did he get up and greet him.
"A bowl of eel noodles. Add ten bucks for eel. Uncle Ding sat near the door. It was also convenient for him to look at the cars on the street.
"Okay. A bowl of eel noodles. Add a ten-dollar topping. The hostess repeated. The rag wiped the tabletop that wasn't dirty.
There were no other customers in the store. She didn't stop me from squatting on the table with Xiao Huang. Just smiled and said to Uncle Ding, "Your cat is so obedient." Squatting and sitting don't run around. β
"That's it. Professional animal training...... Pet Trainer. Uncle Ding nodded on the table. He said to me, "Give me money." β
"Ahh The proprietress was shocked and took the long strip of red paper from my mouth. After unfolding it, I found out that it was a hundred dollars. Admire Uncle Zandin while giving change.
Uncle Ding didn't pick up the patch. continued: "Money for it." β
The proprietress snorted again. Put the patch in front of me. Then watch me use my paw to unflick the bills that are closed together. I couldn't help but say: "It also knows how to count." β
"Professional." Uncle Ding pointed to himself. And then the slap.
"You're really good at laughing." The proprietress naturally didn't believe that cats could count money. However, the few words enlivened the atmosphere. She continued to ramble. "I've seen a lot of dogs holding vegetable baskets. The cat drops the banknotes really insightfully. Ay. You've got what it takes. It's okay to be on TV. β
"Then I'll borrow your good words." Uncle Ding chimed in. "That's right. Do you have any utensils for cats? β
"Not really." The proprietress thought for a moment and said, "Or you can put it on the table." β
"That's fine. I came out in a hurry today. I forgot to bring their rice bowls. "Uncle Ding clasped his hands together." That's a problem for you. β
"It's okay, it's okay. What a big deal. β
The proprietress laughed and teased me and Big Yellow again. The hot eel noodles are served. Because of the eel that added ten dollars. I also took an extra bowl with toppings.
Uncle Ding put all my eels on the table. I'll go over and smell it first. Then beckoned Huang to come over and have a meal together.
But eel, eel, eel. Say it's fish. Didn't expect such a small root. It's not enjoyable to eat.
Eaten. Return to the car.
I asked the yellow to spit out the change in his mouth. Then pat Uncle Ding. "Meow~"
"I'm not full."
"......," I wrote, "what garlic to hold." Sixty-eight pieces here. Transfer. β
Uncle Ding smiled evilly and said, "What kind of account to transfer." You can hold this little change by yourself. β
What the hell are you kidding me......
After the joke. Of course, the money still has to be transferred. Between me and Uncle Ding. It's hard to say who grabbed whose pigtails more.
It feels like this. It's like he's Xiaoyu's successor. Always add to my blockage.
But he's different from Xiaoyu. For example, it is more reasonable...... Belch. It should be said that it is more difficult to deal with.
Drive to your home. Step into the house. Aunt Chen was sitting on the sofa watching TV. I writhed in Uncle Ding's arms. Raised his paw and patted him on the heart.
He made a gesture of silence. Pat me on the head and put me down. Then go over and sit down next to Aunt Chen. The hippie smiled and said, "Daughter-in-law." Let me tell you something. β
"If there's a fart, let it go."
"Why are you keeping a straight face? Meddlesome. "Uncle Ding got straight to it. Pinched Aunt Chen's face and said, "Smile and get used to it first." Don't be stunned for a while. β
"It's kind of orthodox." Aunt Chen slapped his hand away. looked back at Ding Ling, who was sleeping in the second bedroom.
It doesn't look like I'm at home. Ding Ling still slept quite honestly. But it also proves that I am not at home. She couldn't get up at all.
Aunt Chen was sure that Ding Ling didn't see it. But I saw me tilting my head from behind the sofa to look at her. His eyes glared and he said, "Look at what." β
Cut. It's rare for two people to play with a spear. Uncle Ding's laptop is not uncommon for so many undressed meows.
If you don't look at it, you don't watch it. I walked to the side of the couch. Lie down against the handguard. Prick up your ears and listen to the excitement...... Ugh no. It should be Uncle Ding for a heavy reward. How to fight with Aunt Chen.
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