Chapter 194: Meow Meow Movie (1)
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With my help. Cinematic action. Expression. Including the inner drama is a small problem. But precisely because of these. made the movie a big problem again.
Imagine. If it's too anthropomorphic. What if someone finds out my secret? And if it's a mess. Who will watch.
Uncle Ding estimated that I could see almost it. He said, "Can you do it." I'm aiming for domestic resistance. There is still no way to avoid this problem. β
I thought for a moment and said, "You're stuck in preconceived ideas. Who said that a movie must have to be an hour or two. Who said that a movie must have a coherent plot. β
"A few meanings." Uncle Ding was thoughtful.
I said, "How did the cat version of the FΓΌhrer's anger be filmed." That's it. We're a remake of a classic. No need to reproduce them all. All you need is a few shots in the classics that impress people. β
"Take a shot or two after that. It can make people recall classic movies. Then through the comparison of memory and film. That's the point. β
"That's right." Uncle Ding slapped his thigh. "Why didn't I think about it. You let you see. Don't stand in the way of my thriving inspiration. β
I was pulled away by his arm. Angry and clawless. Meow a mi. A typical unloading mill and killing a donkey.
Uncle Ding's hands crackled and smacked. In the blink of an eye, I wrote a multi-word article. Then he turned around. He looked at me and smiled, "Meow Teller." Come. Let's shoot the opening film first. β
"Meow." Laughing so ill-intentionedly. Say. What's the ...... Hey, you let me go.
Uncle Ding thinks I'm walking slowly. Just grab me. Walk to the door of the second bedroom and open the door directly. Ignore the two sisters who looked back at him and smashed. Opened the closet and took out all the pet decorations.
"Uncle Ding. Now it's time to shoot. Xiaoyu was eager to try.
"Write your homework and go. The opening credits don't have you. β
"Oh." Xiaoyu was not disappointed. Then he said, "If you add me, you won't get it."
She was answered by the sound of the door closing. Uncle Ding waited to dress up. Scratching my head, he said, "Call the big and small yellow." There will be a role for them. β
Depend on. Then you shouldn't have waited for me to go into the second bedroom just now. Don't you know how to save time by division of labor and cooperation?
Call the big and small yellow. Return to the master bedroom. The three of us sat around in one place. Listen to Uncle Ding explain how to shoot the opening film.
Uncle Ding said, "According to what you just proposed. Here's what I think. Meow Meow Big Movie. A collection of film reviews. Talk show. and classic film and television clips. Make it an entertainment show starring pets. β
That's a lot of nonsense. You can't get straight to the point. And also. You speak big and small, and you don't understand. You don't get straight to the point. Why do you let them come around?
I squatted down and sat down. Protest in the form of a yawn.
Rhubarb yawned when he saw me. asked Xiao Huang in a low voice. "Hey. What does he say in the vernacular? β
"How do I know. The FΓΌhrer does not translate. It's mostly nonsense. β
"Squat down and don't make noise." I opened my mouth to stop the two of them from talking nonsense. Then he looked up and meowed at Uncle Ding.
Uncle Ding understood. Straight to the whole: "Three shots in one moment." The first is that you are under the guidance of the adjutant. Take the stage to speak. β
Typical Hitler film clips. The presentation was infectious. When deducing. Ben Meow wants it, and his mouth is wide open. It's best to have a topic in front of it as a prop.
The image of the performance immediately came to my mind. But in the movie. Hitler's speech was crowded. Let's add the two bars that are injured and can't move. There are only three of them...... That's right. And you have to get rid of an adjutant. There were only two spectators left. Isn't the scene a little smaller?
I heard Uncle Ding say again: "The first shot is a long shot." Until you take the stage. The audience cheered in unison. You wave to the end. β
This was followed by the second shot. Do you watch the big rhubarb show or the little yellow show. Soul stability is required. In the picture, it has to have a forward tumbling motion. Then approach the side towards the window. Set up a sniper rifle and fire. β
Roll over. I'll turn it over and look at it...... Wait a minute. Sniper rifles. Also fired. Who's going to hit you.
At this time, the big and small yellow are all rolled over. Uncle Ding pointed at Xiao Huang and said, "That's it." Very good and standard. Rhubarb plays your lieutenant. Wait for it to fire and the second shot ends. The third shot is back to you. You wave your hand. Hit by a sniper bullet. Collapsed on the podium. There was chaos in the audience. In the chaos. Lens pulls ......"
"Meow." I interrupted Uncle Ding with a strange scream. Don't pull it yet. What does it mean that I was hit. Also collapsed on the podium. I...... Don't shoot anymore.
I turned around and left. Uncle Ding hurriedly grabbed me.
"Where are you. Talking about drama yet. β
"Meow meow."
"I don't understand." Uncle Ding hurriedly handed over the phone.
"Actually gave me the role I want to hang on. Strike. "I wrote down two words and turned my head to go. By the way, a meow made the big and small yellow scatter. Play with their cat scratching board to go.
"Don't." Uncle Ding stepped forward and stopped me. "This is the opening credits. There's you in every play. β
That won't work either. I'm still going to strike.
Uncle Ding said again: "Then I'll just change the script." What a play. β
That's pretty much it. But this thing is inspiration. It's not that if you want it to come. So after a few modifications. Still haven't found enough satisfying footage.
In Uncle Ding's original opening credits. I played in the afternoon after Hitler was hit and fell to the ground. The camera zooms out. Letters can be written on the podium.
Meow Meow Big Movie. Be creative enough for gimmicks. But if Hitler didn't die. The second shot is dispensable. And Hitler did not die. Just an assassination. It's not shocking enough.
I thought about it. "It's not easy to be shocked. Your creativity. But a member of the Allied death squads. Go behind enemy lines to carry out assassinations. Shock in the completion of the impossible task. If it was Hitler after hearing the gunshots. Suddenly turned around. A move into the white blade empty-handed. I caught the bullet. Wouldn't it be even more shocking? β
"It's not scientific." Uncle Ding covered his face and said, "And the opening film is a remake of a World War II movie." Your cold addition to kung fu movies counts a few meanings. β
"You're going to be shocked. What could be more shocking than a bare-handed bullet. β
"You just slap the ground with one paw. Then I'll make up a picture of the earth splitting apart. Uncle Ding complained. However, it still affirmed my topic. It's time to boot up.
He dressed me and the big and small yellow. Rhubarb and I were in SS uniforms. Xiao Huang is a simple running suspender. But friends with good memories must be able to see it.
This bib pants. It's clearly an Ara Lei outfit with a hat missing......
I'm translating the scene with Xiao Huang here. Over there, I complained to Uncle Ding about the shooting props, which was really scum. It's more scum than a five-cent special effect.
Uncle Ding said that the investment was not in place. If you can save it, you can save it. Then there was a flash of inspiration. It's good to say that the scum special effects are good. The scum has the benefits of the slag. Anyway, I took the bullets empty-handed. It's better to simply make it an animation to make it a bad style.
I heard it weird. What do you mean to catch the bullet empty-handed anyway. Pick up the bullets empty-handed and provoke you.
Ready. Props in addition to the costume worn on the body. It's all locally sourced. For example, the podium. It's the chair in front of the computer...... For example, the sniper rifle that Xiao Huang will use for a while. It's chopsticks for eating......
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