Chapter 203: Rat Poop
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This grandson has no remorse for breaking my phone. Still in broad daylight. Do bad things under Lang Lang. It's not scared of the lower half of the body.
I crept closer. I found out that it wasn't what I thought it was. They just seem to be looking at the other side.
What the hell is it for?
I blinked. Turning his head to look in the direction of their heads. I didn't see the front of the store. But I saw the signboard on the side.
From top to bottom, four big words: "Affordable mobile phone." ”
Hiss~~ A bad premonition arises spontaneously.
I trotted two steps to the bottom of the tree. Listen to only one ear whispering and instigating. "Don't be afraid that he has a cane in his hand. That's what it's used to support the body. I will never dare to dance and hit you. ”
Pippi said, "Why don't you go?"
"I'm responsible for scaring him. When the time comes, he will be distracted. Won't notice at all if you're good or not. ”
"What if?"
"No case. Even if he reacted. You've also run off eight streets. Believe me. That's right. ”
"Believe in you."
My voice startled them both. With one ear wagging his tail, he looked back and sneered: "The Führer is so coincidental." You're walking the bend. ”
"Don't talk to me. Answer my questions. ”
One ear and eye roll. "The old minister deserves death. A mistake has damaged your treasure. But Lao Chen has already thought of a way to make up for it. I just don't know if it's feasible. I also hope that the Führer will be judged. ”
"Don't bite the word with me. Say. Is it preparing to rob a mobile phone store? ”
"The Führer is the Führer. What a vision. It is really difficult for the old minister to look forward to the head of state. "One ear first pat a sycophant. Then he pointed to the old man who was paying money in the mobile phone store opposite and said, "The old minister will rob someone." I didn't even think about robbing the store. ”
…… It's embarrassing to say. But when did it become so bold?
I was curious. Suppress the idea of teaching it a lesson. He asked, "How did you come up with the idea of snatching a phone?" How to rob. ”
One ear smiled awkwardly: "It's not ...... The old minister didn't pay attention for a while. Indirectly (accented) damaged the Führer's phone. Though it is indirect (accent). But the old minister was terrified. It is obsolete of the old minister indirectly (stress). In the indirect ......"
"Getting to the point. And also. Don't keep emphasizing whether indirect is good or not. ”
"Okay. Old Ministers...... The old minister broke the Führer's things. I was very uneasy. I thought about how to make up for this mistake. The old minister just thought about it. Think, think. In the end, it was decided that no matter what. and all shall atone for their sins. ”
"So you've decided to grab your phone."
"The Führer is wise."
Okay. I don't even want to debunk how it was stumbled. Or maybe it's improvised. Anyway, it definitely won't be determined from the beginning.
Because these are not important. The important thing is that it dares to snatch the phone. It is not afraid.
For this question. That's what one ear answered.
It pointed to the old man in the mobile phone store opposite and said, "I've been observing for a long time." That human being is old. He is so old that he has to rely on external objects to walk. And he has an unsteady hand. I'm always shivering. Just scare it. The phone is definitely out of hand. ”
Trembling, it can be seen. I squinted and looked at the phone store again. I couldn't see whether the old man's hands were trembling or not.
Looking at Pippi's strange expression. I think I get it.
One ear's decision to grab the phone must have been impromptu. That's how it should be.
It wants to scare the vicious dognails in the morning. I also had to bite the phone screen with a vicious dog armor. It's afraid of being taught a lesson by me. He ran away. It should be in the spirit of being able to delay for a while.
But it was lucky. When I was running, I happened to see an old man drop his mobile phone. So I followed the old man here. Prepare for the right moment. Snatch the old man's new ...... Or a repaired phone.
Good plan. It can actually use its brain outside of whiskers and horses. It's also rare. However, it only takes into account the success rate of snatching the phone. But he didn't think about the consequences of snatching his phone.
If it weren't for the fact that I happened to see it. Expect the headlines tonight. It's "wild dogs into the fine snatching mobile phones." Who you want to call. ”
Well. This is not a good topic. Not close to reality, some promote superstition. That is, "the theft gang is ingenious." Train pets to rob the streets. ”
One ear looked at me for a long time and didn't speak. Raising his claws and dangling in front of my eyes, he said, "Führer." Monarch. Look at my plan. ”
"No. Have you considered the consequences? ”
"I've thought about it. Even if it fails. Old Chancellor and Pippi have four legs. I can't run away from him. ”
“…… I mean impact. Don't you like to chew words? Rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest. ”
One heard the words. Blinked his eyes and said, "When the old minister ate Pipi at the beginning. It hasn't joined the Meow Legion yet. It's not a nest grass. ”
“…… You're embarrassed to mention it. At first, everyone was fighting. But you ......, "I don't even talk about it." He glared at it and said, "You know what it means to spoil a pot of porridge with rat droppings."
One ear puffed up and said: "You can't underestimate your personal strength."
Burst...... Ben Meow forcibly swallowed two taels of old blood. There was still blood spilling from the corners of his mouth.
Seeing this, one ear said: "It's rat poop to describe it...... Disgusting. I think you're the kind of man who is the Führer. Don't open it. casually with one enemy of ten thousand. ...... who can also turn the tide"
"Enough mud ......"
I'm already explaining to him that rabbits don't eat grass next to their nests. I really don't want to explain anything else to it. Lest an answer come up that makes me vomit blood.
"I'm not talking about that. Rabbits do not eat grass around the nest. It's the rabbit nest that is afraid of exposing it and doesn't understand it. You're causing trouble near the Meow Legion headquarters. It's easy to expose whether the entire meow army understands or not. ”
One ear seems to have understood. After thinking for a while, he said, "Then the vicious dog armor is still going to attack the vegetable market."
"It's a food grab when it fights with dogs. You scare people by snatching their phones. Can it be the same? I shouted angrily. Besides. You're breaking fruit six. It's all copycats. ”
"The old minister is an indirect ......," one ear looked displeased when he saw me. Smacked his mouth and swallowed the rest of the words.
I shook my head and sighed. said bitterly: "How can you say that you are also the first soldier recruited by Ben Meow." If you can't fight, forget it. It's okay to be timid and afraid. You're still flexible. When encountering a problem, it is not okay to consider it comprehensively. ”
One ear drooped his head and pretended to be pitiful. Obedient and obedient.
I look at it in this way. Although I know it's pretended. But the anger has also disappeared a lot.
Then he said to it in his heart: "Look at the meow army now." The number of members is increasing. As a veteran. The vicious dogs are brave and ruthless. Louise exploded in force. Three wildcats are nimble and agile. None of that is to be said. They have one and counts as one. Including Pippi. That's all because it won't drop the chain at a critical moment. What about you. ”
One ear looked up and said, "I'm faithful."
I know that it is pretending to be pitiful. I slapped it with one paw and said, "You mean they're not faithful."
"Uh......" One ear realized that the expression of loyalty just now was very bad. It's all about digging a hole for itself. No matter how you answer, it's wrong.
I raised my right paw. It was very sensible and lay down. I patted it on the head and said, "Look." I just told you to think about the problem thoroughly. I'm confused again. ”
"The Führer is wise. Lao Chen thought about it comprehensively. It's not as comprehensive as the Führer's. Lao Chen is just a drop of water in the pot of broken soup. But you're ......."
"Shut up. Head on the ground. "I'm pointing to the ground and rubbing my hands." Sticking it tightly...... Lao Tzu scratches you to death. ”
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