Chapter 209: Why don't you go to heaven?

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Pleasant times often fly by. In the blink of an eye, the hand had already crossed eight o'clock. The wall clock on the wall chimes. Aunt Chen rang the chopsticks for the nth time. Threaten to say it. Just go kneel on the remote control.

Uncle Ding then closed his mouth unsatisfied. Xiaoyu finally caught the gap in answering. only to find out that this is already an end......

Ding Ling saw Xiaoyu's embarrassment and covered her mouth and snickered. was also rewarded with a chopstick head by Aunt Chen. Obediently ran back to the second bedroom to study.

I also ran on my heels. was stopped by Aunt Chen halfway. Said they were going to take the exam soon. Can you have a little eyesight?

"That's it. Come and have two drinks with my uncle. Uncle Ding took a mouthful of cold rice and said, "Daughter-in-law." The dish is cold. ”

Aunt Chen: "Don't eat when it's hot." Should. ”

I ignored them. The phone is still outside. I'll have to get Xiaoyu back.

So I'll step back first. Wait for Aunt Chen to go and heat up the meal. Take a look at the second bedroom. Roll over and get into bed first. Sneak all the way (from the bed) to the bedside. Press on Ding Ling's phone. Send a text message to Xiaoyu.

"My phone is still outside. You're responsible for getting it back. ”

Historical information is deleted here. The light rain's phone rang. She pulled it out and looked at it. Then he looked back at the head of the bed.

I hid behind my pillow. Half of a cat's head is exposed. Claws at her.

Xiaoyu twisted her ass and brewed for a while. Then he patted his forehead and made a lame excuse...... Put away the clothes. Hurried away from the door.

Instruct Xiaoyu to get the phone. I'm fine. In order to avoid being seen and scolded by Aunt Chen. Hurry out of the second bedroom.

Leave the second bedroom. Aunt Chen was still wielding a spatula in the kitchen. Uncle Ding was there by himself, and he poured himself a drink with a good prospect for the future.

I stood in the doorway in a trance. It seems to be standing at the crossroads of the meow saint. In the end, I went to the living room to turn on the TV. Or go to the master bedroom and turn on the computer.

I didn't wait for sure. Uncle Ding helped choose the left and right.

He lifted me up with one hand. The other hand pinched the wine glass. I had to drink two cups with him. What else do you say about deep feelings......

I haven't tried alcohol yet. I'd love to try the texture.

At this time, Ding Ling shouted in the second bedroom: "Dad." I don't know that. ”

"I'll see." Uncle Ding removed the wine glass. Putting his arms around me and re-entering the second bedroom. Place your wine glass on your desk. Holding the back of the chair with one hand, he said, "None of this." Three short and one long choose the longest. ”

…… You're really her real father.

This time. I didn't know that Uncle Ding's state was called drunk. But I could smell the pungent smell of him. You can still feel his happy mood.

What are you happy about? Meow Meow Big Movie has a sponsorship. His little coffers can be replenished again. But he wasn't happy for long. Because I have already found Aunt Chen standing at the door.

She stood in the doorway with a large bowl of stewed food. His face was blue and black, and he drank, "Get out and eat."

Uncle Ding burped. He put his arm around me and walked out again. also attacked Aunt Chen at the door. was so angry that Aunt Chen twisted his arm.

But he's going to be slightly drunk. But the hippie smiled and responded. There was no pain at all.

The two re-divided. Aunt Chen was in charge of giving Ding Ling a lecture. Uncle Ding was in charge of going and eating dinner.

I was hugged by Uncle Ding and went back to the dining room. He put me on the table. I took a few bites of hot rice. Then he raised his glass drunkenly. poured me two coins of soju......

Hot. Wine was first imported. Over the throat. The abdomen can be expressed in this word. Then there is the warm current of heat from the inside out. I stretched. The warm current runs from the chest and abdomen to the tip of the tail. It was so refreshing that I trembled.

"It's delicious." Uncle Ding smiled and dipped the head of his chopsticks in the residual wine in the cup. He handed it to me and said, "Come." Squinting. ”

I stuck out my tongue and was about to lick it. The warm current spread overhead. A wave of vertigo hits. The chopsticks in front of me split in two. Two into four. It also turned on the ground.

Don't shake it.

I raised my right paw and grabbed Uncle Ding's hand. Bow your head and wipe the chopsticks. Licked it in the air. Smack, smack. Weird. Why does this mouthful of wood have a taste?

Uncle Ding laughed. I wanted to slap the table. But I don't want to shoot it too. Pat on the chopsticks.

I saw the chopsticks spinning up to the sky. Duang slammed into the lampshade. Falling at breakneck speed. It snapped on the top of Uncle Ding's head.

Hahaha...... I pointed at Uncle Ding and laughed at him for being stupid. He rubbed the top of his head and laughed.

Aunt Chen listened to the voice and ran out. Seeing the beating of the two of us, he guessed randomly: "What are you laughing at?" Is there any fancy intestines behind my back? ”

Uncle Ding shook his head and waved his hand and said no. Raise three fingers and say that you can use the party spirit to pack a ticket.

Aunt Chen chirped: "You didn't even join the group to talk to me." When he was drunk, he went back to his house and went to sleep. ”

Oh. It turned out to be drunk. I listened to the sound of conversation coming and go. Crawl along Uncle Ding's arm onto his shoulder. Jumped on his head.

I'm going to be confused, too. I thought I had climbed Mount Everest. Looking at the bright moon (energy-saving lamps in the dining room). Looking up to the sky, he shouted: "ikingtheorld......"

I haven't finished shouting yet. Uncle Ding lowered his head and pulled out the rice. I fell over his head with my teeth and claws. One head was planted in the cold cabbage ball soup.

The soup overflowed. Uncle Ding looked up in confusion. Looking at the ceiling, he said, "It's raining."

Aunt Chen hurriedly took me out of the soup bowl. He pointed to my nose and said, "Why aren't you climbing higher."

"Hiccup~"

I opened my mouth and let out a breath of wine. Aunt Chen turned her head and rewarded Uncle Ding with a violent shudder. There is no reason to know and drunk people. She didn't bother to talk in vain. He carried me straight to the toilet.

Turn on the water heater. Remove the shower head. Hold me in the basin and rinse it.

I meowed with my paws. Later, I learned that there were two scratches on Aunt Chen's hands.

While rinsing. I was poured hot water by Aunt Chen on one side to relieve hangover. But that's it. Where is it so easy to understand.

until almost rinsed off. I also put the steaming toilet on the day. The roaring dogs came out to join the meow army......

I came out of the toilet wet and wrapped in a towel. Uncle Ding was already lying on the table and sleeping like a dead pig.

Something more helpless than taking care of a drunk cat. It's just to take care of a drunkard.

Aunt Chen's heart is estimated to be broken. This put me in a chair. I went and wrung a hot towel out again. Wake up Uncle Ding and ask him to wipe his face. Then roll off to sleep on the couch.

Uncle Ding wiped it indiscriminately. Staggered to the couch. I fell asleep after planting my head.

Aunt Chen can't take care of me for the time being. I went to the master bedroom to get the futon out and cover it for Uncle Ding.

I'm going to take advantage of this moment. Struggled out of the towel wrap. He jumped on the table and shouted to the sky, "ikingtheorld...... I'm invincible...... Ahahahaha...... Ouch. ”

Aunt Chen retracted her trembling angrily. Pointing to me holding my head, he said, "You haven't finished drinking two cups of yellow soup, right?" Why don't you go to heaven? ”

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