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After the opening of the scumbag special effects that many netizens are familiar with, the picture enters a scene where you can know that it is a computer desk at a glance.

It can be seen that the art of the show is still that technical scumbag, and the characters and background can be seen at a glance to be synthesized in the later stage.

What is the background?

It is a typical Nazi pose of Ben Meow wearing an SS uniform with his right paw raised. In front of my raised right paw, there are five large words written in the blank space: advertising space for rent......

On the computer desk, there are two microphones, one in front of me and one in front of Xiaoyu. And between me and Xiaoyu, there is also a bag of cat food......

Xiaoyu dressed up and wore a low-cut ...... at a young age Ahem, she must have stuffed her stinky socks.

This meow is also a suit collar...... Uh, bow tie. I just want to ask if you have to wear a red bow tie for a furry blue suit? And this pair of glasses, it hurts to press on the bridge of the nose, right?

After the meow meow movie with the addition of electronic music effects, Xiaoyu spoke first.

Xiaoyu: "Hello audience friends, welcome to watch the meow meow movie, I am the host Xiaoyu."

I pressed the microphone and opened my mouth, but it was Ding Ling's voice: "I am the host of Meow Meow (these two meows are my own meow)Teller."

When we stay in front of the computer, what we want to watch is not the content of the program, but the effect of the program.

Although it was just the beginning, Xiaoyu couldn't control her unicorn arm anymore...... Press the refresh button, F5.

I thought that the show would not be watched by too many people just after it was uploaded, and even if someone watched it, it shouldn't have left a message at the beginning.

But I didn't expect that Xiaoyu's refresh actually swiped out more than a dozen messages.

Uncle Ding shook his fist excitedly, "See, this is the power of the masses, and sure enough, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors." ”

Not much to say, let's take a look at the guys who left messages before the show ended, what did they leave behind?

Ground floor: Sofa!

2nd floor: The sofa is my ...... Damn, you know that typing is a loss.

…… Damn, ignore these two soy sauce parties.

Fifth floor: Please forgive me for my bohemian and uninhibited laughter, how short of money is the program team? is actually blatantly renting in the show! You're so poor, does your mother know?

Eighth floor: Meow Teller is so domineering, I'm going to have monkeys with you.

Ding Ling pressed me from behind.

…… I grabbed the mouse and clicked on the avatar on the eighth floor, and then threw away the mouse and meow secretly scolded: "I thought there was another meow that could understand people's words, don't give meow false hope!" I don't know if the soul is faint! Besides, what kind of monkey can people and meows have, the soul is weak! ”

Thirteenth Floor: Kudo Shinichi ...... I already feel the bad taste of the screenwriter, and I really want to have only one!

Ay? What the hell is this? Watching the dance drama on the thirteenth floor, right?

I was confused, but I heard Uncle Ding smile knowingly next to me, and I knew that something was strange, so I hurriedly pulled the scroll bar back to see what was put in the back of the show.

Xiaoyu: "Why do you dial up, read the comments!"

"Hmm~meow!" I scareled Xiaoyu's hand away with one paw and pulled the progress bar to continue looking.

I saw that after Xiaoyu and I reported our identities, Xiaoyu read the text on the manuscript according to the script, which roughly refers to the origin of the film industry, which has grown up with several generations.

Then she said: "Every generation has a different classic in their hearts, so in this issue of Meow Meow movie, which classic film and television work will it be?"

Speaking of this, I had already walked up to Xiaoyu in the picture, stood up upright and slapped her face with one paw, and there was suddenly a black plum print on her face.

It's weird, this scene is obviously Xiaoyu reaching out to steal cat food, and then I slapped her face, it must have been cut off by Uncle Ding.

But there is no antecedent, the audience only sees me inexplicably playing a light rain, will they misunderstand that I am unreasonable?

Of course, the truth is not what I think, originally during the shooting, Uncle Ding said that after I filmed Xiaoyu, I would grin and meow, and then he would add subtitles, not to mention stealing Ben Meow's cat food.

But right now, as soon as I grinned, Ding Ling's voice came out, "The new machine has been touching the purple." (Forgive me for using homophony, the Japanese gods really don't know ......)"

What the hell is this? I'm full of black lines, and I'll tell me if I change the script randomly, okay?

Continue watching the video.

The picture is black, and the door of the master bedroom appears in the lens, and then the door is forcefully pulled back, and the background music starts, and Ben Meow walks into the room with a domineering catwalk.

As the cat's head twisted, the camera swept over the ...... in a first-sighted expression In the words of a friend on the twentieth floor later: What the hell is the God of Gamblers plot messed up in? How afraid are the screenwriters that we won't be able to think of it? The background music is like that, what else do you want?

That's right, Uncle Ding directly edited the original clip of God of Gamblers, isn't he afraid of Brother Fa going crazy?

Well, none of that matters, let's move on.

As soon as the picture changed, the God of Gamblers Fa Ge became the God of Gamblers Meow Tler, wearing a crumpled God of Gamblers robe...... The robe was longer than Benmeow's, and it was all mopped......

The dealer (light rain) quickly shuffles the cards and deals the cards.

My opponent (Aunt Chen) and I threw the chips (a dime coin) around us to the center of the stage, and the picture changed and became the first visual again.

I saw that on the big playing card in the picture, a cat's paw covered the corner of the playing card, and slowly moved away to reveal the number of playing cards.

Then I put down my hole cards, my fingernails scraped the edges of the playing cards with a crunch sound, and then I folded my claws on the cards.

With a flick of the tail, the subtitle appeared: "Two million."

"I'll follow." Aunt Chen launched two stacks of coins and swept out five stacks of coins, "Big you five million......"

The last face up card is dealt, and after the picture repeats my action of looking at the cards on one side, the face of the cards is turned over, and the card presents a situation of four aces.

That's right, it's four A's, not a straight flush in rehearsals, because Uncle Ding said that when the audience looks at the straight flush on the cards, they can already get to the end of the card, and there is no suspense that is not good-looking.

Well, he won, and I'm sure the audience at this moment is sweating in their hearts.

Because in the picture, I have made a small action that the God of Gambling wants to steal chickens, rubbing the ring (gold bracelet).

And the audience who has watched the movie God of Gamblers knows very well that the small action of the God of Gamblers is deliberate and used to deceive the opponent.

But at this moment! Just when I slapped all the chips (coins) away, the subtitle gentleman typed the word "stud".

My opponent (Aunt Chen) also pushed out all the chips (coins) and unveiled her hole cards, a royal flush!

The camera freezes on the five playing cards of the dazzling royal flush with a top-down vision, and with the sound of demonic laughter, Aunt Chen holds all the coins on the card table (dinner table) with long arms, ready to take them into her arms.

"Cut slow!"

Ding Ling's dubbing appeared in the video, and everyone was guessing how the God of Gamblers (Ben Meow) would achieve this gorgeous reversal. Is it to catch the opponent out of the thousand? Still is......

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