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(The first day of the first month is the New Year, and Meow Meow wishes everyone a wide range of wealth, grab more red envelopes, and one by one are all monkey spirits and monkey sailing.) ）

What about meow 007?

I meowed angrily, struggled to pull out my hind legs, but I didn't want my tail to be pressed by the notebook, and I couldn't help but scream in pain.

Uncle Ding couldn't help laughing, embarrassed by my white eyes, and coughed dryly about him.

Uncle Ding: "Hey, how about the plot of 007 in the next issue?" ”

My tail was pressed and my front paws kept scratching at the cushion, and I didn't have time to pay attention to Uncle Ding.

Uncle Ding: "Give me some advice, look at the way you dance, you are so excited that you can't speak?" ”

Your uncle~~~ Help me move the notebook first!

I looked up and meowed at him, but my front paws didn't scratch the cushion because it was useless. Just now, I was also sick and sought medical treatment, and I lost my sense of proportion at first pain.

Uncle Ding: "What are you scratching your notebook for?" Oh~~~ Let me write it down, right? No, uncle's memory is good? ”

"Meow~~~~"

It is better to ask for others than for yourself, especially for someone who deliberately turns a blind eye.

I grabbed the cushion, and in the spirit of long-term pain is better than short-term pain, I pulled out my tail at once, and then rolled it in front of me to make sure it was not flattened, and then I waved my paw and meowed to accuse Uncle Ding of being cunning.

Seeing this, Uncle Ding rolled his eyes, pointed out the window and exclaimed, "Oh!! It turns out that you mean this, the creativity is very good, enough for us to use several issues. ”

I blackened my face and stared at him without speaking.

"Running man, the hottest reality show at the moment. We can all learn from it, the last time I filmed Crazy Boy, didn't you say that the big dog (Louise) was very unhappy? Add it this time.,It's the ability in the running meow.。 ”

I bowed my head, raised my buttocks, and arched my back.

"I'll go to the market in a while and see if there's a good back you can use...... Hey, you said that when cats and dogs fight, it will not seem too contrived to bite off the name tag on each other's backs? ”

I moved my front paws back slightly, my hind legs tense and ready to jump.

"Wait!" Uncle Ding suddenly yelled, so startled that I almost didn't get under the seat, and I couldn't help but scratch his paw on his thigh in annoyance.

Uncle Ding didn't care if he wore thick pants, and continued to look at himself and said, "Since you have seen through it, Uncle will not hide it." Yes, Uncle is exaggerating on the agreed data. ”

Oops, being caught by Ben Meow, you're still so arrogant?

It turned out that Uncle Ding had his own crooked reasoning, and he said that he just took the part that belonged to him, so as not to cause trouble for me to divide it up in the future.

I rolled my eyes and gave him another paw, meowed and asked him to take out the phone, and then wrote on it: "If I don't catch you, will you count the one that was taken away first when you divide the money in the future?" ”

"It must be!"

…… I continued: "Do you dare to say it again with your conscience? ”

Uncle Ding held the steering wheel with one hand, and covered his heart with the other hand and swore solemnly: "What must be done."

……

I'm stupid, really. In terms of the importance that Uncle Ding attaches to his little coffer, I actually talked to him about my conscience on it......

"I don't care about it in the future, anyway, now you are deliberately deceiving, and I have caught you, what should I do?" I threw the question over and saw how he responded.

Anyway, I asked the question, and I have the right to deny it, and as long as his answer is not satisfactory to me, then I will reject it all.

Uncle Ding continued to ramble in the face of this question: "Didn't you say it all just now? I'll take the small money in front first, and when the big money comes later, I'll count this small amount of money into my share. ”

Belch...... The question seems to have been rounded back by him again.

But I'm not stupid, I wrote, "But I didn't agree,"

After seeing it, Uncle Ding seemed to choke on something, and he didn't say anything in his throat for a long time.

Hehe, to deal with a master of changing the topic like him, that is, when he thinks he has succeeded in changing the topic, he suddenly kills back.

However, Uncle Ding is worthy of being a battle-hardened master, and he quickly came back to his senses and said, "Isn't this just that I guessed that you can't agree, so I exaggerated the big data." Since you've found out, okay, let's do it according to the original distribution plan. ”

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone, pulled out the online bank in front of me, and then pointed to the income and expenditure records on it and said, "Now, since you are not afraid of trouble, then we will collect a lump sum of income." Look at it, just a sum of money, 5,000 yuan. ”

Wait a minute!

I pressed Uncle Ding's finger suddenly, what does it mean to earn a lump sum? You were caught by Ben Meow.,There's no punishment at all.,You still want to divide the money according to the original distribution plan?

Awesome, a master is a master. The power to divert attention is no longer limited to different topics. You can ...... in the same topic Well, it's good that Ben Meow is not slow to respond.

"What? Know the trouble? Uncle Ding didn't know that I was reacting, so he raised his eyebrows and asked.

I hummed and slapped his fingers away and wrote down the reaction on my phone.

Uncle Ding was still unmoved, and explained seriously: "Your algorithm is not right. You think, if you don't catch it, you don't have a penny of this money at all, right? ”

yes, I nodded.

"Right now, it's because you've found out, so it's only half of the family. You've made an extra profit out of thin air. ”

It's so good...... Makes sense, your sister! What do you mean that I have an extra income out of thin air, this income is what I deserve, it was Uncle Ding who deliberately concealed it, and now he is exposed......

I didn't bother to compete with him for this tongue, so I wrote directly on my mobile phone: "Park, meow meow big movie, you can play by yourself in the future." ”

That's right, the big killer sacrificed by this meow is the strike!

Uncle Ding was really stunned when he saw it, and held me down and said, "You and I don't have to pretend to be confused." Yes, it's wrong for me to deliberately hide it, but I'm just taking precautions. ”

At this time, he is still ...... I struggled and meowed, "You let me go!" ”

Uncle Ding hurriedly said: "I want to give you the money first, and at that time, will you share half of me as agreed?" ”

Oh yo? This made my heart chuckle, but I didn't expect my mind to be completely seen through by him.

But as the old saying goes, if you don't get caught, you don't count. If I hadn't caught it just now, Uncle Ding wouldn't have admitted that he was hiding it.

Now it is just an idea and a plan of mine not to share his money, and it has not become a fact, let alone been caught red-handed by him.

So, I won't admit it.

I patted the cushion and righteously condemned Uncle Ding for spending the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.

"You gentleman? Less than admit you. Uncle Ding had a bit of a broken jar, "Do you dare to cover your conscience and say it again?" ”

I stood upright and retracted my right paw back into my chest, "Meow meow." ”

Uncle Ding pointed at me and was speechless for a long time, and finally held back a sentence: "It's not that a family doesn't enter the door, your shameless appearance has the charm of Uncle just now."

You're shameless, your whole family is ...... Hey, I almost got him to distract again.

I meowed and pointed at my phone, asking him to stop talking and quickly transfer all the money to me.

This victory is in sight, my brain is also a lot more active, and I wrote on my mobile phone: "You are the first, I will catch the bag last." If you catch up, you have to admit it. ”

Uncle Ding sighed, "Where did you learn from?" ”

"Old cannon...... You're changing the subject again? ”

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