Chapter 239: Volley Rotation
As the saying goes, boredom is a disaster, keep warm...... Uh, looking at the above nonsense, you know how idle Ben Meow is, right?
Squatting on the kang, I just woke up and just eaten. You say, what else can I do but be cranky?
Thinking about this, I kind of envy those pigs. Eat and sleep every day, sleep and eat so much. It's a bit tragic to get fat and get stabbed.
Hey, lo and behold, it's cranky again.
I had to find something to do for myself, arched the quilt, and walked around the kang. This room where Ding Ling and Xiaohu slept was not large, and according to visual inspection, the length, width and height were about ten steps each, which was a cube......
Damn, the dignified head of state has fallen to this point...... Ay? Why did I forget to ask Aunt Chen for a mobile phone?
Well, go out and pick it up again.
I walked to the side of the kang, jumped down, walked out of the back room, and walked into Aunt Chen's sight against the wall.
Hey, hey, this way! What does it mean to pretend not to see?
I was about to continue to fight with Aunt Chen when I saw Uncle Ding staggering out of another room.
Grandma asked very kindly, "Awake?" If you want to eat something, Mom will make it for you. β
"Mom, second sister-in-law and fourth sister, happy New Year." Uncle Ding waved his hand and said, "If you don't eat, you're still dizzy, I'll go to the toilet and sleep later."
It's good to go to the toilet, I had an idea, and immediately gave up the plan to fight with Aunt Chen, and walked forward to chase Uncle Ding into the toilet.
With the experience of a joint, I played a qualified underground intelligence officer, knocking the Moss code on the instep of Uncle Ding's β_β with his paws
Uncle Ding's calves shook and he urinated his hands......
He shook his hand awkwardly and put it under the faucet to rinse, "What are you doing?" β
I raised my right paw and made a shush motion, then beckoned my claws to make him crouch down.
"Quirky and weird." Uncle Ding muttered, but still squatted down, and poked me with his finger, "Say? Oh, I forgot that you can't speak, and I don't have a phone with me, so why don't you go back to the house with me? β
Okay, that's what you say.
I nodded, and saw that he stretched out his right hand and shook his headβ_β he had to stretch out his left hand to scoop me up and carry my clothes back to the room.
Huh~ There is a lot of alcohol in this room, and there are three big men sleeping on the kang, namely grandpa, second uncle and fourth uncle.
Coupled with Uncle Ding, the four of them killed a total of six bottles of liquor last night, and the kang was carried by women.
Uncle Ding shook his head and sat back on the kang, looked at the other three, and then took out his mobile phone and put me in front of it.
I wrote, "The phone lent me seven days."
"Nani?"
I wrote about the boring things to him, and he thought for a while and said, "It's not appropriate to lend you the whole process to play, what if someone calls and someone sees you holding your phone?"
When I heard this, I wondered, there is really this danger, so what should I do? You can't let me continue to be bored. (Fastest update)
Uncle Ding continued: "In this way, now you are with me, anyway, I have to continue to sleep, you play in the bed." At night, you are with Ding Ling, playing with her mobile phone. β
The method is good, always have an insider by your side, and even if you see it, there will be no big problems.
I thought for a moment and wrote, "What about tomorrow? You can't sleep until the sun is three strokes a day, can you? β
Uncle Ding shrugged his shoulders, pinched his forehead and said, "Let's talk about tomorrow's business, I just thought about it for a while, and my brain hurts."
β¦β¦ Okay, okay, this meow also hit the clock of the monk that day.
Uncle Ding put his legs on the kang, stuffed me and my mobile phone into the bed, and continued to sleep with his head covered.
I hugged my phone, endured the smell of alcohol in the bed, and the paw poked open a vent, and it was going to be like this.
Ay? Uncle Ding doesn't kick and kick when he sleeps, right?
I shook my head, reminding myself to cheer up the spirit, in order not to be bored, Ben Meow is also quite hard, taking such a big risk to play with the phone.
By the way, the sense of crisis flashed through my mind.
If I could stay up all night and reverse day and night before I left, I can do the same now. I play with my phone when they sleep at night, and I sleep when they wake up during the day.
Again, in the original genes of this meow, it was originally day and night, and it was because after Ding Ling bought it home, the sleep time was reversed.
Well, that's a return to basics.
I shook my head, shook off these nonsense, and swiped my phone to connect to the Internet, and played the next fruit ninja first......
In the process of my game, my grandmother, second uncle, and fourth uncle, who were sleeping on the kang, got up one after another. Without them, I'm relieved.
And Uncle Ding sleeps very peacefully, and he doesn't roll around, plus the game is fun, I gradually relaxed my vigilance.
At noon, Ding Ling and the three of them, who went to see the livestock, came back, and she and Xiaohu shouted when they entered the house, sounding very happy.
"Mom, where's Meowtler?"
"How do I know, find it myself." Aunt Chen replied casually, and said, "Go and wake up your dad first, lunch is almost ready and go to bed."
"Oh." Ding Ling agreed, ran to the room to wake Uncle Ding awake, and then shouted my name all over the house.
I'm ignoring her, it's a critical moment, and Ben Meow is about to break the record! I cut, I cut, I cut!
Ding Ling shouted my name and ran out again, Uncle Ding shook his head and got up, dressed in a daze, and walked out with a yawn.
I don't care about them, keep cutting, keep cutting, oh yes! Record-breaking ......
As soon as the cheer in my heart rose, I felt my body rise as well. What's going on?
Before I could react to what the problem was, I felt a strange force driving the quilt into the air.
Worst! Who's shaking the quilt!
"Meow......" As soon as I shouted my prompt, the force was already working downward.
You can imagine that scene, someone grabbed the corner of the quilt and lifted it upward, and the quilt was lifted by the force, and it also carried me.
Then someone is shaking down, the rising force of the quilt is old, there is a descending force, the two forces are added, the quilt is slammed, and the shaking is smooth.
Ben meow,, was shaken out, and the volley rotated I don't know how many degrees...... By the way, there are also mobile phones that follow along.
"Meow~~~~ Click...... Oh!!! β
The meow of a cat with a trill, becomes more erratic as it rotates. The mobile phone smashed on the windowsill with a crisp and pleasant sound, and the cat fell face down.
Uncle Ding was stunned on the spot, grabbed the kang and howled: "My mobile phone!"
Hey, is the phone more important or is the meow more important? Prioritize you.
Uncle Ding looked back at me, "You didn't fall, did you?" β
I shook my head and moved my limbs, but fortunately, the kang was thickly cushioned, and my body was not sore, so it should be fine.
I waved my paws, pointing at him and then at the quilt, "Meow~"
Uncle Ding handed me the mobile phone that had fallen into a corner, "Gotta report it?" β
Report...... I slapped my phone away with one paw, and a tiger pounced on his face, and rewarded two sets of super kills in succession......
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