"Führer? Monarch? ”

"Huh?" I hid my smile, coughed dryly, and said, "Don't worry, Ben Meow still speaks in front of the big boss." Although you made such a mess at home, the big boss will not do anything to you for the sake of Ben Meow's face, and at most let you participate in the cleaning. ”

The three wild cats breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this, "Then it's all up to the Führer, the big boss was so fierce just now, I thought she was going to kill someone." ”

I laughed and said, "Anlaan, there is Ben Meow, I won't let you have anything to do."

After saying this, the brain-dead dogs on the other side couldn't help it, and they shouted loudly, saying that they had lost face under the nose of the Führer today and wanted to fight back! I want the community next door to know why the flowers are so red.

I hurriedly stopped drinking them, today's events seem weird enough in the eyes of humans, and you still fight back? I'm afraid that no one will come to destroy the base camp of the Meow Legion?

Also, during my absence, the Meow Legion seems to be expanding rapidly, but it has actually developed sideways.

It's a bit tricky to explain this, though, but fortunately, the Meow Legion is a dictatorship with Ben Meow as the core.

I will explain only if I am willing to explain, and I will not explain if I am not willing to explain.

So I ordered directly: "Listen to Ben Meow, from now on, without Ben Meow's consent, you are forbidden to attack any forces within a radius of three kilometers with the main base as the core."

"Why?" One ear canal.

"With your intelligence, I won't be able to explain it to you for a while." I patted it on the nose and said, "Just remember four words, inbreeding and long-range attack, wooing stray cats and dogs, and not messing with domestic pets."

"It's all sixteen words...... one ear said halfway, and seeing that my face was pale, he quickly changed his mouth and said: "Don't worry, there are old ministers watching, and they will never be allowed to come nonsense."

I don't feel at ease with you, I said a few more words to the vicious dog, and then I took the ingots, the three wild cats and the cute beauty two, and walked home.

……

When I got home, I knocked on the door and the door opened.

"Do you still know to come back?" Aunt Chen held the door frame with her right hand and a mop in her left hand.

"Meow~" I called out and patted the mobile phone in Xiaoyu's arm.

In order to avoid Aunt Chen still being angry, she didn't ask a word and let go of her anger first, we went upstairs just now and got our mobile phones before coming down.

But Aunt Chen still didn't look at her phone, threw away the mop and carried me over, Tengteng walked back to the living room and put it on the coffee table.

I hurriedly meowed at Xiaoyu and asked her to bring her her phone, or just explain.

Aunt Nazhi Chen slapped the coffee table and said, "It's none of your business, go for your hygiene!"

Nani?

I turned my head to look and realized that Aunt Chen was talking about Uncle Ding. Uncle Ding was pestle at the door of the master bedroom, and there seemed to be something unspeakable.

"Still not moving? Close the door and don't kick out some dust. Aunt Chen said again.

Uncle Ding didn't dare to refute, so he drooped his head and retreated to the master bedroom, closing the door by the way.

Well, it seems that Aunt Chen is still angry. I spotted the scraps of paper, pieces of cloth piled up on the wall. Hurry up and find a claw for Xiaoyu, don't you take the phone, how can Ben Meow achieve this gorgeous reversal?

Xiaoyu finally reacted, walked over quickly and handed the phone to Aunt Chen. There are actually three words on the phone: I was wrong.

Aunt Chen took the phone and glanced at it, still snorting coldly on the coffee table, "Who is wrong?" You (to the light rain)? You (to me)? Or me? ”

"We all know it's wrong." Xiaoyu raised her hand and pulled it, including the three wild cats, Meng Meier and me, "At first, I forgot to feed them, so they turned them over and ate them themselves, but I cleaned them after I came down and saw them on the fourth day of junior high school." ”

I meowed, pressed my phone and wrote: "Later, I'll say, after my visit and investigation, the culprit who made such a mess at home is it!"

I pointed at Meng Meier, and Meng Meiji raised her head and snorted twice.

I went on to write: "Although it was because Xiaoyu forgot to feed it at first, although I also had the responsibility of not being strict with discipline. But,Moe Mei two and it two! The three wild cats have tried their best to stop it, but they can't stop it. ”

It was written that I secretly glanced at Aunt Chen, and her face didn't seem to improve.

I continued to write: "It's because I don't have the ability to teach Moe Mei Er well." I want to be a dignified meow, a meow who can only understand human words, and I can't teach the husky whose IQ is not ranked last in the canine, the responsibility is on me, I review, I am wrong......"

"But Husky II is well-known, and the cute beauty of the two is obvious to all. You've also participated in the filming of the Meow Meow movie, do you know that it never listens to people? ”

After reading it, Aunt Chen turned her head and beckoned to Meng Meier.

I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and said in my heart that Meng Mei Er, Meng Mei Er, don't blame Ben Meow, after all, what Ben Meow said is the truth.

Of course, with your level of two, I guess you don't know what's going on.

But just when Meng Meier stupidly stepped forward and approached Aunt Chen's fingertips, I thought it was going to be beaten!

Aunt Chen scratched its chin, took it into her arms and tickled, and said it was doing a good job.

Aunt Chen is confused?

I blinked at the cat's eye, indicating that I couldn't understand the plot anymore.

"If you think about it again, you don't have any other questions to explain?" Aunt Chen leaned on the sofa and scratched Meng Meier and said, "For the sake of seeing if you can admit your mistakes, I'm giving you a chance to confess."

I? Didn't Aunt Chen get angry because the house was very dirty and messy? Why did the anger change from the head to me?

I was stunned and shook my head to indicate I didn't know.

Aunt Chen reached out and dug under the sofa cushion, and then raised her hand to throw an object on the coffee table.

The thing landed with a sound, twisted like a twisted flower. But you can see the white characters on a blue background, and there is a big E character on the background.

In the lower right corner, there is also a slanted box with two words in the box: "UnionPay!"

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"Do you remember? This is the last chance to confess. Aunt Chen lit the coffee table and ate it word by word.

I'm in a cold sweat, why did I forget about it? Staring at Meng Meier, you really know how to flip? Glaring at the three wild cats, can't you talk about the point?

Finally, glaring at Xiaoyu, the three wild cats don't know the bank card, can you still know it?

None of this matters at the moment, what matters is how do I confess? How much does Aunt Chen know? How much did Uncle Ding explain?

At this moment, I heard a familiar music coming from the closed door of the master bedroom......

"Completely fascinated by you, tenderness poured into your heart, who is the most beautiful when the flowers open up, RoseIloveyou, fascinated by a lifetime, always accompany you for a lifetime......"

This music is still Cantonese...... Hiss...... It's familiar, where have I heard of it.

At this time, Uncle Ding must have hinted at something, but Ben Meow can't remember where he heard it-_-||