Is money really useless to me?

Think about it, I can't spend cash in the first place, even if I really go out with a hundred yuan, it is estimated that someone will rob me as soon as I leave the community......

No, no, there are no robbers in a harmonious society. So what am I going to buy with a hundred dollars in my mouth? Can I be allowed to enter the supermarket?

Just taking 10,000 steps back, I went into the supermarket with the money in my pocket, and showed the written list to the staff, who were happy to help me buy the goods.

How do I get it back? Do you want to keep walking?

So, buying things with cash won't work.

What about online shopping? Ben Meow still has experience in this road, but after paying the bill, he still needs someone to help with the courier.

Even if I bought it online, the cat food and dog food I bought are still piled up in the utility room.

So you see, what the hell am I doing with the money?

Of course, it's not right to say it's completely useless, I just don't want to work with Uncle Ding...... No, it's just complicit.

At present, there is Aunt Chen in the middle, and the future income will not be distributed to Uncle Ding. But the bank card is still Uncle Ding's, and Aunt Chen also knows the password.

It's so insecure, who can help me save money and not hit my money at the same time?

I thought about it, and it seemed that only Ding Ling could agree with this condition. With her confused energy, it is estimated that after getting a bank card, it will take a long time, and she will not remember it.

But this girl is not yet an adult, and she doesn't have an ID card.

I shook my head, and only sighed that I was not born, and I was born...... Ay? No, that's it anyway, you know.

……

After a few days, the money on the card is still lying on the card. Aunt Chen didn't go back on her word, and Uncle Ding didn't go back on it.

Go to work every day, learn what you should learn. Life seems to be back on track, and there is no sign of a violent crackdown that took place a few days ago.

Oh yes, except for Uncle Ding, who has been sleeping on the sofa these days.

Oh, and Meng Meiji, as a hero who inadvertently bit out the bank card and cracked the shocking conspiracy, these days have been very nourishing.

Not to mention that there is meat to eat at every meal, when Aunt Chen watches TV in the evening, she will massage it twice.

And Aunt Chen seems to be worried that I will retaliate during the day, so when I go to the stationery store, I take Meng Meier with me.

However, I am not optimistic about it, and it is estimated that it has already damaged a lot of goods in the stationery store based on the frequency of its second offense, and it will not be able to do so for a few days.

There is also ingots, as the only guy who stayed out of the matter, he had already forgotten what happened a few days ago to the clouds, and pulled me every day to ask why the lights were on? Why is the lamp called a lamp? The light is clearly on the ceiling, why is the switch that controls it to shine on the wall?

I was depressed for a day, there are so many strange things in the house, such as TV, such as computer, such as mobile phone, why does it keep holding on to the lamp?

Yuan Bao said: "When I was in my hometown, there was also a lamp above my head, and it took us generations to figure it out, but now I want to figure it out."

Oh, dare to love this is a family legacy.

So I rolled my eyelids, "If there is a wire, it will light up when it is powered on, and it will not light up if it is not powered on." ”

"Oh." Yuan Bao nodded, looked up at the lamp and asked, "Where is the wire?"

“…… Hidden inside the wall, you can't see it. ”

"Oh, what is that electricity?"

“…… If you're pushing me, I'll beat you. ”

Sent the ingots away, and there are problems on the side of the three wild cats.

For a long time, this meow has been in their hearts, not only the head of the meow army, but also a high-level intelligent creature that can enslave humans.

Now it's good, the original form is revealed.

For them, it's not a matter of deception or anything like that, it's an image, an image, brothers. Directly from the high heavens, I fell to the Nine Heavens.

But it's okay.,At least Ben Meow doesn't need to pretend.,There's no need to make excuses in changing the way.。 Explain the things in life that seem to be a big deal but are actually trivial.

For example, when eating, they basically eat cat food, and I basically follow the dinner table.

So the question is, why do the cat slaves sit at the dinner table, but I have to squat under the dinner table? Looks like a cat slave is rewarding you with food?

Here's how I explain this: You don't understand, that's testing Ben Meow for poison......

There are many problems like this, and this meow is not to be ashamed of this.

Of course, Ben Meow told them a long time ago, Aunt Chen, that is the **oss that surpasses the existence of the Führer...... Uh, no more fooling.

I have to rebuild the image that is great in their hearts.

Me: "You have to remember, in the past, you could only eat in the trash, but who made you eat fresh veal and pork ribs?" It's me, Meow Teller! ”

Three Wild Cats: "You were scared like a third grandson by a woman."

Me: "...... Remember, in the past you were chased by wild dogs, who told you to chase wild dogs in turn? Or me, Meowtler! ”

Three Wild Cats: "You were scared like a third grandson by a woman."

Me: "...... Remember, who brought you to this sheltered place in the middle of winter, when you were shrunk in the hole in the wall and shivering? It's me, it's me, it's me! ”

Three Wild Cats: "You were scared like a third grandson by a woman."

Me: "...... Do you chat? Will you die if you change your lines? ”

Three wild cats: "Life is better than death."

I meowed, punched the little yellow door, kicked the big yellow waist, bit the back of the neck, and roared through gritted teeth: "There is a kind of you say again!"

For dictators, it is all floating clouds that explain Shenma. It should be indomitable, it should be iron-blooded, and it should be unreasonable→_→

Xiao Huang took a fist and kicked back half a step, and the back of the two bars was bitten on the neck, so he could only bow his head and shout: "You let go!" ”

Look, look, the image is ruined, the treatment has taken a sharp turn, and it dares to yell at me! I bit the back of its neck and said vaguely, "I don't!" ”

The two bars twisted their waists and turned over, turning the situation in an instant.

I didn't even understand what was going on, so I was pinned underneath it. "You dare to fight back!"

The two bars were square, and he quickly let me go and said, "I don't know what's going on." ”

…… I know,Ben Meow already has WeChat.。 Although the two bars haven't turned a corner in their minds, deep down, they are already aware of this problem.

No, I had to nip this idea in the bud.

Since neither the soft nor the hard will work. Then Ben Meow can only rely on wisdom to achieve this gorgeous reversal.

Why did my image crumble in their minds? Because I was scared by Aunt Chen...... Cough. Then mop the floor. In their opinion, I have lost the ability to control humans.

So, I have to prove that I can still control this illusion of humanity!

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