Chapter 263: The Seed
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but laugh evilly, it was the mountains and rivers that were in doubt, and the willows and flowers were bright and another village. &&&。 &&&
You see, the plan of intimidation that was set up at the beginning was useless because of one ear...... Of course, you can't use it without it, and those dogs who say that one ear is a traitor don't want to be a traitor.
However, these dogs have a common weakness, that is, they want their owners to be kind to them and be able to accompany them to commit two mistakes.
Opportunity, is there wood? A soldier who surrenders without a fight?
I told them to analyze the method, and I deliberately kept it quiet.
They said, "Be louder, you can't hear clearly."
"You have to understand me, it's not good for me to bark at a cat all the time. Why don't I choose a representative among you, and I tell it, and it will relay it to you? ”
Of course, they said yes, but when they were electing representatives, one ear went to the front row, "Don't rob me!" I'll do this. ”
-_-||You come, you come.
I started biting my ear with one ear, and then the other ear was shouting in my throat, "Let your master accompany you to commit ......."
I scratched its hind legs, and it quickly changed its mouth, "If you want your master to like you more, let you always ask for a hug and a tickle at any time, and respond to your request." Then you have to train your master to stand up and sit down, you have to train ......."
I scratched it again, and it said, "You have to tell your master what you think, so that he knows what you think."
The dogs came to their senses and asked, "But we don't understand the language with our master, how can we let our master know what we think?"
One ear relayed, "Didn't you say it before?" It must be the same as your master trained you to stand up and sit down. You reminisced, how did your master train you to stand up and sit down? ”
The dogs fell into memory, and after a while, some dogs were puzzled and asked: "The master takes me to do one side first, and then asks me to do one side, and if I do it right, I touch my head to eat, and if I do it wrong, I will beat my ass." But I can't just beat his ass when his master doesn't understand what I mean! ”
One ear pointed at it as I commanded, and said, "Yes, you're almost on the verge of the matter." But I haven't learned to think backwards. You want your master to reward you when you do it right. So why can't you ask for more rewards when you're doing it right? ”
All the dogs nodded in unison, and another dog asked, "What should I do if the master doesn't give it?"
"Don't panic, let's focus next. If the master doesn't give it, then we have a reason, an excuse to play tricks and not listen to instructions. In this way, it is conveyed to the master that the reward given is not enough. ”
I paused, waited for them to digest it, and continued to bite one ear.
One ear continued: "But as I said earlier, if it doesn't work out, don't blame me. Reality is sometimes so cruel. ”
The dogs were stunned when they heard this, and immediately several dogs asked: "Why didn't it succeed, it has something to do with the cruelty of reality?"
As soon as the words came out, the dogs who didn't want to be raped also pricked up their ears.
Hey, hey, hey, it's your own fault for provoking the feelings between you and your master.
I continued, "You think, if your master really loves you, why don't they give it when you have already made it clear that you need more rewards?"
The dogs exploded and talked about each other. They all show that they want to test whether the owner has true love for themselves, but they are afraid of the cruelty of reality and dare not look at it directly.
Oops, Ben Meow is bad, see how you get through the knockout round.
Uncle Ding and the others saw that the dogs were barking around them, and they didn't know what was going on, and they each shouted their own dogs.
Uncle Ding knew what bad things I had done, so he came over and touched my head and asked in a low voice, "What did you do to them?"
I didn't answer him, and it was impossible for me to write on my phone to tell him in public, but I had another way.
Draw twice on your phone, tap the music player, and press the play button.
"I planted a seed, it finally bears fruit, and today is a great day......"
As soon as the little apple that swept the world came out, there were suddenly a few rising stars among the dogs, and they twisted their butts in place.
Uncle Ding was stunned for a moment, frowned and thought about it, and scratched my chin with a wicked smile, "You're so treacherous." ”
I didn't learn it from you...... And you can understand it so quickly, sure enough, ginger is old and spicy.
The audition in the morning passed like this, because the knockout round would continue in the afternoon, and most of them stayed to watch the excitement regardless of whether the audition passed or not.
On weekends, everyone who can come to participate in the competition is on vacation, and it is rare to meet so many like-minded people, so of course everyone has to sit down and exchange experiences.
Therefore, the business of the restaurants around the stadium is extremely hot, and there is even a picture that it is difficult to find and there is not enough food to prepare.
……
In the afternoon, we returned to the gymnasium, where a sign was erected at the entrance of the gymnasium indicating which area the competitors should go to for the competition.
My project was supposed to have a lot of participants and a range of activities, so I decided where to go on the basketball court.
Four people, four cats, eighteen dogs and one mink, the team marched towards the basketball court.
After arriving at the destination, various obstacles were raised on the basketball court, and it seemed that the semi-finals were about to be played in the knockout round.
Uncle Ding scratched me and said, "Fortunately, you planted a seed in the morning, but I don't know if it will germinate in the afternoon."
I looked at the obstacle below and nodded approvingly. So what kind of climb up the hill, drill holes and circle around, this meow is not professional, dare to come to a tree and climb the wall or something?
"Be quiet, the game will start immediately, and the players who read their names will be allowed to enter." I don't know if it's the host or the referee, who holds the microphone below and repeats it loudly.
After three rounds, he read the list of entries for the first, second, and third groups. But without me, we can just see how it compares.
Three groups of ten, each with a group of ten, were led into three separate basketball courts. After the participating dogs have lined up and squatted under the instructions of their owners, the referee will start to give the first order.
It is still the easiest to stand up and sit down, starting from the referee's number of one, two, three, and the owner of the participating dog is personally instructed to see how quickly the participating dog responds to the command.
The two referees quickly eliminated the slower dogs in the group and competed in the second action.
Uncle Ding looked at the situation off the field and said with some concern: "Meow Teller, your seed doesn't seem to have germinated."
I yawned.,It's brewing before it sprouts.,Anyway, this level of competition.,There's no possibility of losing at all.。
The seed is a trump card, and you threw a bomb at the beginning of the fight against the landlord?
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