Chapter 270: Pig teammates
The large team of the Meow Legion found a corner in the exhibition hall and settled down. 【Fengyun Reading Network. Then he was surrounded by the long guns and short guns of the media, and the mobile phone recordings of passers-by.
"Mr. Ding, do you have any confidence in winning the championship this time?"
"Uncle, when will your so-called pet training experience be updated?"
"Uncle Guide." Well? Uncle guide? "Ask for a location for a meow movie."
Uncle Ding really focused all his eyes on him, which also reassured me a lot, and I was able to focus on the game with peace of mind.
Someone was surrounded by enthusiasm, so Ding Ling and Xiaoyu took me to the organizer to order the number plate by the way.
Under the maintenance of the organizers' staff, the place where the number plates were ordered and the number plates were drawn were much quieter, and there was no noise like the vegetable market in other places.
In the professional terminology of buying a house, this is called quietness in the middle of noisy......
Following the staff to draw numbers, a guy who left us after drawing the number plate suddenly snorted.
"Huh, huh?" Xiaoyuzui asked directly.
I turned my head to look, I didn't know me, I was looking down. Yo! Isn't this a champion?
No wonder its owner is unhappy, it was originally the most popular player. It's a pity that I met me.,Although it's still the second most popular.,But the number of votes can't even compare to a fraction of this meow.。
"I'll hum if I'm uncomfortable, can I care about you?" The champion owner stood still and replied with an embarrassed expression. It is estimated that he looked at the two little girls who were being hummed, and his face was a little unbearable.
"Sister Xiaoyu is gone, and it's good to smoke." Ding Ling was timid and didn't want to make any extraneous branches.
"You just go and smoke it." Xiaoyu waved her hand and took me from Ding Ling's arms, ready to ...... with the champion Well, I should be ready for me to wrestle with the champion.
Okay, now that you've stepped forward to hold down the champion's owner. How can I fool the champion?
I stuck the cat's head out and beckoned, "Hey, hey, champion?"
"Huh?" The champion, who was originally drooping his head, looked up and saw me, his eyes lit up, "Meow Teller! ”
Oops, this expression, this look, Ben Meow has a hunch, I don't need to bother to fool it.
So I raised my head with my chest straightened up, "Please call me the Führer." ”
"Your Excellency." The champion was quite obedient, and immediately confided in his grievances after changing his name. "Do you think my master really likes me?"
Belch...... It seems that the bait laid down during the rematch worked.
I gathered my front paws and said seriously: "Tell me the details, Ben Meow will help you analyze and analyze."
The champion nodded, and told the whole story.
The general situation is similar to what I guessed, on the day of the rematch, I didn't instill a lot of dogs, if the pet rolls and sells cute begging to touch the head, the owner ignores it on behalf of the owner does not love the pet's crooked reasoning?
This is the case of the champion, who has been rigorously trained by his owner since he was very young, as a border collie recognized by the industry as the number one IQ in the dog world.
Then he ran all over the world to participate in various competitions, and the championship was also competitive, and lived up to its name, winning almost every competition.
However, the problem is that no matter how high the dog's IQ is, it is impossible to really understand human speech. People are familiar with pets, and it is impossible to really understand the thoughts of pets.
Therefore, its owner always strictly follows the judgment standards during training, and only gives it appropriate feeding and touching after it has completed the instructions.
But after the champion was affected by my crooked reasoning, he advanced to the rematch and went home, so he tried to roll and sell cute to the master, wanting to get more rewards.
And its owner, of course, did not give it more rewards, but gave it appropriate punishment for its abnormal behavior...... Tone of stern education.
So the champion was confused, and tried several times in the next few days, without exception, but without exception did not get the desired effect.
No, when Ben Meow shouted it just now, it was still hanging its head absent-mindedly.
Listening to the champion's complaint, the little apple seemed to resound in the void again...... I planted a seed, it finally bears fruit, and today is a great day......
"Your Excellency? The Führer? ”
"Uh-oh." I retracted my thoughts and said perfunctorily, "You've been trying, but you're still not sure, right?"
The champion nodded.
In fact, this is why people always compare dogs to loyal ministers, and if they want to replace them with other pets, they will rebel long ago.
I pretended to think about it for a while and said, "I haven't seen this with my own eyes, so it's not good to jump to conclusions." Why don't you try it today? ”
"How do you try?"
"Just listen to me in a moment. Of course, we both have to compete, and if we can't match in time, then I'll ......."
Before I finished speaking, Ding Ling had already come back with the drawn number plate, and flashed in front of me and Xiaoyu like a treasure, "See, my lucky number." ”
Don't shake it, what is it? I followed her hand and shook my head, still not making out the number.
At this time, the owner of the champion snorted again: "Little sister, I think you should change your lucky number." Because you are my opponent against me. ”
Ouch, I don't think I need to change it, it's just a job of delivering pillows when I'm sleepy.
I bowed my head to the champion and said, "Hey, here's the opportunity, I'll be at my command in a moment."
……
After the finalists have finished the number plate drawing, the organizer will arrange the list of players and divide the competition area of the players, and this is ready to start.
Because I was against the champion, we weren't separated. In the environment where Xiaoyu and the champion owner complained to each other, they followed the staff to the competition area.
The referee had been waiting for a long time, and when we both entered the field, he pulled out a coin and said, "Let's pick a side."
"What?" Ding Ling and Xiaoyu both said they didn't understand.
The champion owner, who has participated in the competition all year round, hummed very familiar with the rules: "See who starts first, you choose."
"Oh, let's get it in one round." Xiaoyu waved her small fist in demonstration, then turned to the referee and said, "Let's choose the word...... No head...... Isn't it still a word...... Wait, it's headed! ”
…… There is a hairy difference.
“…… It's decided, right? The referee finally made a decision, flicked the coin and caught it, "Flower." ”
"Oops." Xiaoyu threw her fist regretfully.
I...... Isn't the cost of the country's coins a head? Oops!
After the referee explained, Xiaoyu cheered, causing the referee to remind again, "Little sister, hurry up?" ”
Xiaoyu threw me an inquiring look, and secretly glanced at the champion.
I nodded understandingly, and she immediately became proud of herself, pointing at me and saying, "Stand upright!"
When I stood up, the champion owner also shouted: "Lizheng!" Then the champion stood up.
Xiaoyu was stunned: "I haven't finished the demonstration yet!"
The referee was also stunned, "Little sister, why don't you familiarize yourself with the rules first?" But now the person has given the order. ”
I'll go...... The opportunity was wasted by the little?
The legendary pig teammate, ah-_-||
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