Uncle Ding was a good talker, so he raised his hand and typed on the keyboard: "You also know how difficult it is to train an obedient cat, let Meow Teller participate in the global cute pet competition, but not because of its personality, but because it has the best training results." &&&。 &&&”

Jonny: "That's hard, it doesn't fit the character. The little black cat who played the devil in the meow meow movie also trained well. ”

Uncle Ding: "Just such a shot doesn't mean anything, since you came to me, I have to ensure the effect of the kitten in the play." As for the image problem you mentioned, we can dye it. Don't talk about black cats, colorful ** is not a problem. ”

Nani! It is said on the Internet that dyeing hair is not good for hair.

I meowed and pounced, and catching Uncle Ding was a set of killings. Then he was righteously told that he couldn't be dyed!

"Then I'll say it all, and I'll talk about you...... Okay, it's fine. Uncle Ding's words changed, "Didn't they all talk about 3D technology just now?" Shoot first, then render in post...... Rendering? ”

Uncle Ding said another meal, and didn't pay attention to the message sent back by Jonny, and directly switched to the web page, searching for the rendering cost of Avatar on it.

Looking at the circle of zeros on the search results, and when the price unit behind it was still in US dollars, Uncle Ding hammered his chest and wailed, "It's a loss, it's a big loss, and I have negotiated tens of millions of dollars for tens of millions of dollars......."

Hey, that's not how the price is calculated...... Hey, wait, don't change the subject for me, solve the problem of hair dyeing first! Are you still pretending to be dizzy?

I slapped him in the face with one paw.

He laughed dryly and pulled me off his face, "Spray dyeing, there is a problem with wood, I'll let them use pure natural and additive-free dyes in a while." ”

If you don't come, you don't have to talk about any dyeing. I stalked my neck, either participated in the show in my true colors, or broke up in two shots.

Uncle Ding saw that I was resolute, grabbed the back of my head and said, "Okay, then I'm fighting for it." But let's talk about it first, in case it can't be negotiated, then you can only let the little black cat participate, and then you will be responsible for teaching the play? ”

…… Slut, I waved my cat's paw hard. Just now I said that I don't hold it, and it's faster to turn your face than to turn a book.

Now I'm reading the message from Jonny, it doesn't matter what it says, anyway, I don't agree with the dyeing.

The rest of the problem is simple, slightly modify a few contents of the contract, and the signatures of both parties will take effect.

However, I was very unhappy with the contents of the contract, and jumped on the fax machine to block the entrance and meow in protest.

"The contract was signed for Johnny." Uncle Ding knew what I was unhappy about, and explained with a smile: "Tomorrow Uncle will go to the pet market and find a little black cat of similar size to you." When the time comes, I say that this is you after dyeing, who can see it? ”

I see, I nodded thoughtfully. In other words, I just need to train the little black cat.

sy。

We negotiated on our side, and Jonny said that since the script is not in Chinese, it will be sent tomorrow at the earliest.

Uncle Ding also said that he was not in a hurry, anyway, it was still early before the international competition, and he was familiar enough with the content of the script.

Speaking of the international competition, Uncle Ding patted his head and said: "Oops, I forgot about that enthusiastic fan." Without me leading the team, I don't know if they can organize an effective attacking rhythm. ”

I rolled my eyes, and the rhythm of the offense, the obvious behind-the-scenes deal.

Uncle Ding closed the chat window with Jonny and quickly opened my homepage, and the official homepage of the world's cute pets.

Sure enough, without anyone taking the lead, the voices in the global cute pet discussion forum are very small and small, and they can't work at all.

But on my homepage, it's a storm, but everyone is asking where the right people went......

Uncle Ding hurriedly rolled up his cuffs and posted a message on my homepage, "Comrades, I'm back again!" ”

"Damn, where did you die?"

"That's it, we've gone to brush up on two waves, but there is still no response from the official side."

Uncle Ding said: "I'm really sorry, the community was powered out just now, this will just be done." Everyone, listen to my orders, unify the specifications, and prepare to attack! ”

The message was sent, and Uncle Ding hurriedly opened Jonny's chat window again, "Jonny, I'm enhancing the stickiness of fans here, cooperate." ”

Jonny: "I don't even know what you're talking about."

…… it, the foreigner turns his face faster. Hey, no, the contract has been signed, and the two sides should be grasshoppers on a rope?

I saw that Uncle Ding ignored Jonny's message, and sent a second message over, "Half an hour." ”

“ok。”

What's OK? Why can't I understand what you say? Human beings are so complicated.

But it didn't take long for me to understand, and the specific time was no more and no less, just half an hour.

Driven by Uncle Ding, a new wave of complaints has flooded the official webpage of cute pets around the world. The effect was just the beginning.

The discussion board directly fell, the mailbox exploded directly, and in the thirty seconds of the craziest total attack, even the website was stuck.

But the good times didn't last long, and after the general attack, many friends said that their accounts were blocked. Most of the messages in the discussion area were deleted ruthlessly.

There is even an announcement on the official webpage, asking everyone to leave a message rationally and not to be rash.

Aggrieved, especially under Uncle Ding's deliberate stimulation, many enthusiastic fans feel extremely aggrieved.

Then under his instigation and encouragement, many enthusiastic netizens began to register new accounts, ready to start a more fierce offensive.

Twenty minutes later, under the command of Uncle Ding, a new offensive began, and the webpage of the world's cute pets appeared to lag for the second time.

The official began to ban the account, but when the friends had seven or eight accounts, they couldn't block it at all.

Half an hour later, a new official announcement was issued, announcing that Meow Teller, that is, this meow me, had been given a special place to participate in the final international competition of the world's cute pets.

Cheers, applause, congratulatory messages and emails make the computer tick in and out.

Uncle Ding also posted a thank you announcement on Meowtler's homepage, and then turned off the stereo.

I thoughtfully typed a line of words on the keyboard: "Are we all in the same boat?"

"Uh......" Uncle Ding thought for a moment and said, "We were also forced."

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, and looked at the message area and the message of the champion owner, and I didn't know if it was true or not. But anyway, people also sent blessings.

It's really sad to mention him, he didn't know that in the international competitions that had not yet started, the champion had already been decided.

But it turns out that people are really complicated. I don't know if the global cute pet wants to get rid of the EC company, or as Uncle Ding said, being a public figure needs controversy, and the most eye-catching person in the international competition is me. But the championship has nothing to do with me.

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