Deliberately, the surname Ding is definitely deliberate! No matter how extraordinary I am, I still look the same as a normal meow.

Turn over a piece of paper stuck on the ground, do you think you can do it with a cat's paw? Even if I could, it would be very troublesome, and I would ignore it if I ran into this trouble.

"You smell it, it doesn't smell, does it? You're just scared by the rumors on the internet. "Uncle Ding saw that my face was not good, and he began to change the topic again.

I glanced at him typing, "Huh." ”

“…… In the future, use less Internet and learn as much as you can. Uncle Ding continued to flicker, "As the so-called big things are not informal, you are just going to become the meow of the world star, so you care about these details." ”

"Let's be reasonable, when you start filming, is the black cat you trained play more beautifully, or do you perform more perfectly on the field in person?"

Belch...... It's such a reason, but I want to be low-key at the beginning, okay? Also, you took it upon yourself to dye me and secretly drugged me......

I looked up and saw Uncle Ding's face full of scratches, and it just so happened that he mentioned making money to show Ding Ling's brain, I ...... Forget it, it's really Ding Ling who is successful, and Ding Ling who is defeated, Lao Tzu owes her in his last life.

"Are you sure the dye is natural?" After I accepted my fate, I confirmed the final question.

"Properly, ensure that the green is additive-free." Uncle Ding had a serious head, then left the desk, took two steps back, and said, "But after all, it is for external use, and it is best to change your habit of licking your hair during this time."

…… Don't run, I'm going to fight with you!

After a chase of chickens and dogs, Uncle Ding gave a basket of compensation plans. I won't repeat all of them, but in the future, I will wash my face and brush my hair every day, and he will take care of it.

And the reason why I finally compromised, of course, was not because of his basket of compensation packages, nor because of the threat of some slice study.

To be honest, there is no deterrent effect on slicing research for me at the moment. That's too sci-fi, it's unrealistic.

So why did I compromise? On the one hand, it's because I'm kind-hearted, and on the other hand, because of the dye...... Can't be washed off.

After the negotiation, the door was opened and went out, and as soon as the door opened, the three wild cats and ingots kept the posture of eavesdropping on the door and poured in...... I don't know who I learned it from.

"What are you looking at?" I keep a straight face.

Yuan Bao looked puzzled, leaned forward and sniffed twice, and asked uncertainly: "Führer?"

Jumping back two bars, "Who are you!" Why learn the words of the Führer! ”

Rhubarb added, "Also learn the Führer's expression." ”

"It's kind of like learning." Huang Zai added, and then turned his head to his companion: "Could it be that the head of state has achieved great achievements and directly changed his appearance?"

Belch...... Well, they helped me find all the excuses.

I'll just admit it, tell them that it's not very successful, and it's not in a stable state. But when you're in a good state, it's not a problem to pack up a human being.

"Wow, that's so boring."

"Generally average. Look up. I asked them to look at Uncle Ding's face, and then: "This meow's magic skills, scratching people is just a side effect, and the most powerful one is to scratch whoever is pregnant."

"Nani!"

“…… Slip of the tongue, sequelae of miracles. The most powerful one is that after scratching someone, that person obeys this meow. ”

The three wild cats were shocked when they heard this, "Won't it? ”

"Don't believe me? Look at it. What do you want to eat tonight? ”

Two bars: "Fish!"

No problem.

Rhubarb: "Tender beef!"

Properly.

Huang: "Mouse!"

I...... Let Huang change the taste, and then I made a gesture to Uncle Ding, snapped the menu on my phone, and then grabbed it.

Uncle Ding looked at the phone, and then said with a shy smile: "Accounting?"

…… Report to your uncle! I swung my claw hard, and Uncle Ding galloped away.

I exhaled a breath of turbidity and sent the three wild cats and ingots to play by themselves. Then lift your feet back to the second bedroom and jump on top of the desk.

Search, hair dye.

Red, white, purple, blue, anyway, no matter what the eye color, all of them will be again. It's not Ben Meow's style to have revenge, and it's not okay to have a compensation plan.

Choose the goods and place an order, and in the message to the merchant, it is repeatedly emphasized that it must be sent to the designated address, and it cannot be taken to the neighbor to collect it, otherwise you will have a bad review!

Done here, I'm texting Yu with my phone, asking her to help with the delivery, and remember to keep it secret.

After a while, Yu replied: "Don't you know your money, Aunt Chen?" Are you still hiding? ”

"You have to take care of it! Do you want to stand on the shoulders of Ben Jumeow and become famous? ”

"Don't worry, I don't even have Ding Ling in this matter."

Well, that's right.

I deleted the historical information, pushed away the phone and looked down thinking about what to do, so that I could silently dye Uncle Ding too?

It's okay for me to force dye my hair, but this kind of retaliation is very weak, right? After all, Uncle Ding secretly dyed the color for me, so I have to secretly dye him back.

Well! Before I took the pill and fell into a coma, I seemed to hear the word sleeping pill from him.

I immediately searched on the Internet, but the results were not good, this thing was actually a controlled drug, not sold over-the-counter.

Damn, that meow will take advantage of Uncle Ding's sleep. Anyway, he hasn't dealt with Aunt Chen during this time, and he is still the director.

Thus was born the Great Plan.

After a while, Uncle Ding came back with live fish and tender beef, so I summoned the three wild cats and ingots over and prepared to sit in a row and eat fruits.

"Two bars, yellow, this is your live fish, gnaw it." I patted the fish in my pocket and tilted my head at Uncle Ding.

Uncle Ding took out the fish with understanding, put it on a plate and put it in front of the two bars and Huang.

Then, after taking out the food of rhubarb and ingots, the four of them collectively slapped their front paws at me and said, "I'm going to move."

…… Don't learn from Japan on TV, otherwise I won't tell you about drama in the future.

After complaining, I lay down, meowed at Uncle Ding, and then raised my claws to make a gesture on my body.

Uncle Ding's head floated into the master bedroom and floated out, holding Aunt Chen's comb in his hand, and putting me on his lap to comb it for a while.

I turned around with a paw, light! Carefully!

A few minutes later, I turned over, Uncle Ding was silent with a wooden comb, and after seeing me meowing and urging, he said with a dark face: "That place will figure it out by itself!"

……

When Aunt Chen came home in the evening, she saw Uncle Ding's Band-Aid on his face, and after understanding the situation, she said a word to him.

"Yes!"

However, Uncle Ding vigorously launched a shameless trick to ask for sympathy when he was injured and belonged to a vulnerable group, and he successfully obtained the right to go back to the master bedroom to sleep.

Damn, the plan can't keep up with the changes, but Ben Meow won't give up.