Uncle Ding said that he was also stunned, a year and a half is not a short time, and Iron Man and Transformers alone can't drag on for so long.

Even if you add some ninjas, Sichuan Opera can't change its face.

What's more, Journey to the West said that it will run throughout the year, and it's okay for you to come out coldly, but what if some netizens question it?

Uncle Ding thought about it and laughed, pulled my tail and said, "It's unfounded, when we start filming a foreigner's movie, we can explain it on the homepage." Fans know you're going to enter Hollywood, it's too late to be happy, what else do they care? ”

I tilted my head, so that fans could understand, but what about the meow movie? What to do with Journey to the West? Hiss~ Uncle Ding is preparing for a moral kidnapping.

When the time comes, he will break me two more rat pills...... Uh, sleeping pills, after dyeing, you are saying to me, this is the cry of the masses, you express self-determination to the people-_-||

So I quit, and the meow monster screamed and didn't explain, anyway, Uncle Ding had to come up with a reasonable explanation.

And in the next issue of Meow Meow movie, the Journey to the West chapter must continue to be released, and this meow must also be able to appear in a new image.

Uncle Ding was worried, pulling his hair one by one, and half an hour later he jumped up, rushed to me and dragged me up, shaking my head vigorously.

"I've thought of a way, a completely reasonable and flawless way!"

"Meow~Meow~" I was shaken so much that my screams were all nine bends and eighteen bends.

Uncle Ding put me down, squinted at the sky at a 45-degree angle and said, "Your image problem is actually so simple, who are you playing in the Journey to the West?" ”

Monkey King.

"That's right, Sun Wukong will change seventy-two, you have changed."

-_-||

You make sense, but this can only explain the characters in the Journey to the West, and it can't explain why I became black.

Uncle Ding smiled: "I teased you just now, and after the next episode of the show is uploaded, I will make an announcement on the homepage." Let's just say that your new image is to prepare for your personal talent in the next international competition. ”

Well, the pit is a bit of a pit, but at least it makes sense.

But I know in my heart that when the foreigner's movie is finished, the person surnamed Ding will definitely find an opportunity to dye my image back.

So, I'm even more sure that I want to dye Uncle Ding's hair before that.

……

That night, I thought carefully about how I could dye Uncle Ding's hair unknowingly.

In fact, at the very beginning, a method popped into my mind.

In my memory, the first time Uncle Ding became the director of the hall was after he got drunk. One of the biggest advantages of this method is that he sleeps like mud when he is drunk, and he can't wake up with thunder.

But this method also has the biggest difficulty, how can I fool him into drinking?

So this method can only be used as a PlanB.

What about PlanA? I thought about it all night, until I woke up the next morning, and I didn't come up with it.

Yawning stretching and licking ...... Uh, can't lick it.

I scrambled out from under the bed, turned on my computer and jumped onto my desk. As the saying goes, one person counts short and two people count long, and this meow can find the answer on the Internet.

I clicked on the web search, and in less than half an hour, I found several solutions.

But these methods are very difficult for cats who are preparing to commit crimes.

For example, the answer of this enthusiastic netizen, "You can put a layer of adhesive tape on the door lock, so that the door will not be locked, just wait for her to fall asleep, you can do whatever you want......"

Slut, let's not mention the mentality of this product. Just stick the tape, it's hard to do it.

First of all, Ben Meow has to find the adhesive tape.,This isn't too difficult.。 But when I find the tape, how do I tear it apart and still not stick it to myself?

Even if this problem is solved, the door frame of the master bedroom is wooden, and it is not troublesome to climb up.

But when Aunt Chen and the others closed the door to sleep at night, they didn't feel the problem that the door was not locked? Once you notice it, check the adhesive tape on it...... This meow is a tragedy!

Another one, for example, the answer of this enthusiastic netizen is even more pitiful.

"The wooden door is not simple, take a knife, or any bank card ID card, insert it through the crack of the door and slide up and down."

…… Okay, sister, you've watched too many movies!

The rest of the answers are equally pitiful, so I won't repeat them one by one. But what I didn't expect was when I gave up searching and got bored.

But suddenly in a horror story, I found the most perfect answer.

The horror story is roughly written like this, saying that there has been a burglary murderer in recent days, who specializes in picking a single girl to smack.

Then a sister came home and found that the door was unlocked, and wondered if she had forgotten it in the morning, but when she opened the door, she found that the house had been turned into a mess.

At that time, my sister was quite late after work, and she was quite tired after a busy day. I didn't think much about it after I found out that I was robbed, after all, there was nothing valuable at home.

So she complained a few words, closed the door and went to sleep.

This is the end of the story, I was inexplicable at first, but I still pulled it down, and saw that some netizens replied that the sister was dead, because the murderer was still at her house.

This suddenly came to the answer.,Yes.,I'm always thinking about how to open the door for Mao.,You can hide in the master bedroom first.。

Anyway, Uncle Ding, they all know my ability, even if I don't go home one night, it's not too much of a problem.

Well, the more I thought about it, the more excited I became, my brain became active at once, and one after another thoughts popped out, constantly improving the plan, and striving to give Uncle Ding a critical blow to maximize the damage.

In the process of thinking, time flies. Ding Ling and Xiaoyu went to class after breakfast, and Uncle Ding was also dragging his feet and preparing to go out.

Aunt Chen urged for the fourth time: "You haven't finished eating two mouthfuls of noodles yet?" Seeing that the time is going to be late again, you said that you haven't gotten the full attendance bonus for a few months? ”

Uncle Ding picked up a noodle and sucked, "I want to take a leave of absence today." ”

"Please? How much leave have you taken during this time, and your boss has no problem with you? ”

"What can he say? As long as the team I lead can make money for him. He wants a money-making machine, not an employee who clocks in on time. ”

"Cut~ If I were the boss, I would go under the knife first and make an example of the chickens."

Uncle Ding bit his chopsticks, and the chopsticks were cocked, "Why don't I make a move first and fire the boss?" ”

"What did you say!"

"Don't get excited, listen to my analysis. You see, I've been in the company for almost ten years, and now I'm just a small supervisor, trying to climb up...... I didn't see a chance anyway. ”

"Meowtler, on the other hand, has just set sail and has already stepped onto the international stage with great potential. Rather than doing both, I might as well concentrate on building Meowtler. ”

"Get off to work!" Aunt Chen went directly to the ground and was a violent shudder, knocking Uncle Ding with his head and jumping away.

Although I know that Aunt Chen wants Uncle Ding to continue to work because it is more stable than me.

After all, they still have a daughter, and they must take it into account when making a decision.

But none of this has anything to do with my hair, what I thought in my heart was: not good! The girl surnamed Ding is going to resign at home, and Ben Meow can't implement the plan. No, the plan must be executed as soon as possible...... Well, I'll start work tonight!