Chapter 294: Fryer
You may not believe it, but according to my length ratio, a ten-meter-long cloth tube is equivalent to a nearly 100-meter-long runway.
And it's a dark runway, not to mention moving forward in the dark, the atmospheric resistance is still greater than the water, and you have to get lost if you change people.
So the picture of the scene is very good-looking, only to see that in the middle of the cloth tube attached to the ground, there is a bulging bag, the bag arches twice on the left and twice on the right.
He seemed so helpless and confused.
"Stop playing, this game is fast." Uncle Ding's voice was close at hand.
I was so angry that I screamed, and my heart said don't just say cool words, show Ben Meow a direction first?
Fortunately, Uncle Ding reacted, and he was heard shouting in one direction. I continued to arch forward at the sound of the voice, and it took me a moment before I saw the light again.
The next obstacle is simpler again, it is eighteen soft rods in a row, I have just seen other participating dogs demonstrate, you only need to go around left and right.
For the other dogs, their length dictates that they have to twist their bodies and pose in an S shape to get through.
The distance between the soft rods is very wide for me.
So I ran over it without much difficulty, and I was running towards the next obstacle. This obstacle is a vertical wall, and the participating dogs in front of them also need to run and use strength to climb over.
I fluttered and jumped up, causing the audience to burst into laughter. Because I subconsciously stretched out my nails, and after jumping up, I directly buckled the wall.
It looked like a lump of black mud that had slammed into the wall with a clatter.
By the time I got to the top and jumped down, it took me more time than the other dogs. Even if the latter performance is good, the last place is a certainty.
But we already knew this result, and all we need to do is the intermediate process. So I continued to move forward one by one, completing all the impossible tasks for cats.
As I overcame many obstacles, not only the five, but also the rest of the audience were moved.
After all, racial genes are different, and there are decisive factors in certain things. However, the cat in front of him has crossed this gap to some extent.
In a game that didn't belong to it, the light of the waist eyes bloomed. Regardless of the outcome, it earned applause.
But it's one thing to win applause, it's another thing to win. As the saying goes, if there are no rules, there is no circle, and the obstacle race is more efficient than completion.
So, after the host announced the finishing time for each contestant, I slipped to the bottom of the rankings. And in the subsequent competitions, this ranking has also been maintained unchanged.
To put it mildly, what is the most important thing in the game? is stable -_-||
After the game, the protests of the five-person group at the scene were far less than the overwhelming condemnation of me on the Internet afterwards.
Ian was not only a translator during the game, but also a staff member for the whole film.
As a professional arranged by EC company, he shoots videos from very good angles, which can make the viewer unhappy to the greatest extent.
For a while, people who like this meow on the Internet began to unite, regardless of nationality and race, and denounced in unison, asking the competition party to give a reasonable explanation.
But how do you explain it? The contestant blocked everyone's mouths with a single word. "It's a competition, and the rules were set before Meow Teller participated. It knew that the rules were like this before the competition, who to blame? β
Although this is not close to people, it is not reasonable. It's like saying that the law says you can't kill someone, even if you have all kinds of reasons, even if they sound reasonable, then you're breaking the law.
In other words, where are the rules of the game? You know it's not good for you, but you still run around to participate, who can blame you for losing?
But then again, the law is nothing more than human affection, EC companies are so cheating teammates, and the global cute pets seem to have lost a lot of money.
You see, when the results of the game came out, the video of the game was all over the Internet, netizens were angry, and the official of the global cute pets never expressed their position.
An explosive piece of news suddenly appeared, as if a scoop of cold water had been poured into a hot oil pan, making the whole scene sensational at once.
"Hollywood's latest sci-fi masterpiece, the war of mutants, is about to start filming, and the producer said that he would invite Meow Teller to participate in the performance."
"! Really? β
"Of course it's true, didn't you see the announcements coming out? And the director of the film, Brian Singh, also reposted it on Facebook. β
"Nima's face, didn't the global cute pet say that Meow Teller lost? I haven't seen anyone looking for the first place to make a movie. β
"It's far-fetched upstairs, and the people explain it very clearly. Meow Teller knows that he can't do it, and it's normal to lose. However, it has to be said that although it lost the game, it won the world. β
"But the game is really unfair, it's not cool to watch, Meow Teller is obviously running so hard."
"That's it, and the talent show in front of it is so spicy. The overall score shouldn't be the last place. β
Just when the news had not been digested by everyone, a message smashed in.
"! Something big happened again. Go see, go see. A new message was sent out, followed by a link to the address.
"What's going on upstairs? It can't be a virus, right? β
"Virus, your sister! I don't like to look at it, and it's not me who doesn't look at the loss. β
After Uncle Ding dropped one, he directly logged out of the account he had just registered and refreshed the page. That scene is frying again.
"I'm Nima! Who told me this is not true! β
β666666β¦β¦β
β+1β
β+10000β
β+10086β
"+ ID number!" β_β
"Meowtler, you can do it so well, why can't you go to heaven...... I'm sorry, but you're already shoulder-to-shoulder with the sun. β
"What's the situation? Who explained it to me when I first came? β
"Go and see for yourself."
The message section was silent for two seconds.
"I can't understand all English! Ask the Translator to show up! β
"If you can't read English, you can't read the pictures yet! Don't be so stupid and cute! Didn't you see that it was Lei Mu's Facebook? β
"Uh...... Who is Lei Mu? β
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"Congratulations to the landlord for connecting to the Internet."
"Lei Mu is Ladygaga, who is known as an existence that can scorch people from the outside. However, I still need to translate Mr. Di's statement, so she posted a photo of Meow Teller, and I said I couldn't understand what she was talking about. β
Soon after, a translator appeared, "She roughly said that she wanted to invite Meotler to her concert as a guest." It's a step slower, though. β
"What does it mean to be one step slower?"
"Literally."
"......@ε΅ηΉεLadygagaζ ’δΊδΈζ₯, who is the first to do it?"
"Don't hide in the bed and laugh with @meowtler, come out and confirm it. Answer questions by the way. β