(Girls' Literature)

Countless big hands crossed my body, gently it came, just as it walked gently, waved his sleeves, he meowed in the hand, this meow will fight with you!

Fortunately, the concert is still going on, and they still have to be busy with all kinds of work. So before they could touch my cat's fur into a bird's nest, Uncle Ding finally sent them all away.

Ian, who was dressed in a straight suit, pulled the crumpled suit and squeezed forward, "Ding, you're too good." When to train this hand? ”

"It's hard to look back on the past." Uncle Ding probably hadn't come up with an excuse yet, so he casually said nonsense.

Ian believed it and broke the casserole and asked, "Can you tell me?" ”

"Well...... Uncle Ding followed my cat hair, "I had a daughter when I was still in China, and I liked Madonna very much." Just hum if it's okay at home, no, over time, not only will I be, it will too. ”

"Ahh Ian's face was full of surprise, but I could tell the suspicion in his eyes.

Originally, cats are not parrots, and there are so many cats in the world, and I haven't seen the love that the cat has learned over time. What's more, this meow is still learning the melody.,Meow gets the melody!

However, Ian didn't continue to ask, in his opinion, this was obviously the secret that Uncle Ding relied on to find money to eat, how could it be handed over to him.

So the two of them made a haha and put the problem aside.

The concert was still going on, but then Ian's phone rang, and he answered it, and after saying a few words, he took the phone to Uncle Ding, "Jonny's number." ”

"Oh?" Uncle Ding took the phone and put it to his ear, "Hello, Johnny. ”

"Congratulations, Ding, your Meow Terler has made history." Jonny's voice was not small, and it exploded directly from the phone.

Uncle Ding had to take away his mobile phone a little, covered the microphone and said, "Rejoice and rejoice, the bigger the news of Meow Tler, it will be good for us."

"Huh? That's right. Jonny laughed and agreed, "I've already released the news, I believe that after the concert, there will be reporters coming to interview, you have to be prepared." ”

"Nothing to prepare...... Oh, I'll remember to mention the mutant wars. However...... "Uncle Ding, this is going to ask for more benefits."

But Jonny preemptively said: "No, on the question of your own opinion, when the concert is over, I will call Madonna as soon as possible to explain." After all, there was no accident, and I believe she will still sell me this face. ”

Nani?

Uncle Ding showed a complicated expression, what he said was not this at all, but okay? But the question raised by Jonny also made Uncle Ding have to put his little things aside for the time being.

He paused and said, "It's not all my responsibility, is it?" Meow Teller is a cat after all, and no one can control all the behavior of cats, right? I trained it, directed it through the rehearsal, and it was time to leave. At this time, shouldn't the stage have pinched off the microphone on Meow Tler's side to my voice controller? ”

"Controller?" Jonny repeated, and then comprehended the word invented by Uncle Ding, "Your analysis is not unreasonable, but after all, we asked her for help, right?" Okay, I'll take care of this issue, and you'll be responsible for dealing with the reporters in a moment. ”

Uncle Ding returned the hung up phone to Ian, hugged me and complained: "I am a good person, and I actually diverted my uncle's attention in the field that my uncle is good at."

I meowed and nodded in agreement, you are all human spirits, and this meow is beyond the reach of the dust anyway.

At the end of the two-hour concert, the media friends who heard the news surrounded us with long guns and short cannons.

Uncle Ding had already figured out the wording and took all the credit on him. This means not only cats, but also other pets.

As long as the IQ is more than two years old, he can train it.

So the media was in an uproar, and the flashing lights illuminated the night brightly.

The next morning, Ian knocked on the door and came in with a stack of newspapers and magazines, "Ding, it's a sensation, look at it, it's all front page headlines!" ”

Uncle Ding put me next to the newspaper and flipped through them so that I could also see the news. After flipping through a few sheets, he threw away the newspaper, "Ian, translator, I don't understand." ”

"......" Ian was speechless, picked up a copy and read, "Who took away the crown of the Queen of Heaven?"

…… , do you want to pull hatred like this?

Ian reckoned that the title was a bit sensational, so he changed it and read: "The smartest cat in the world, the singing Meow Tler."

This one is slightly better, but didn't Uncle Ding take care of it all last night, why did he still pull it on me?

"There's a bit of nonsense about this." Ian picked up a magazine and read: "Propose that the CIA launch a pet program to train cats and dogs to act as spies......"

"The more I talk about it, the more unscored." Uncle Ding rummaged through the newspaper and said, "None of them said about me?"

"Not really, after all, it's an eyeball economy now."

Not only the news media here, but also on the homepage of Benmeow. The picture of last night's concert has already been filmed with a mobile phone and put it on.

"Who will tell me this is not true! Meow Teller can actually meow out the rhythm! I also meowed the tune of a whole song! ”

"Don't doubt life upstairs, let alone Meowtler's strength."

"I'm not suspicious of that! are all pets, but the gap between furry pets and pets is so big? ”

"I feel the same way, my meow meow is also very cold, all kinds of love and answer ignore the wood? It's going to have to be half a meow...... No, it's good to be obedient in tenth. ”

"If it's cold, you can burn high incense, as long as no one is watching, my cats will do all kinds of destruction. Every time I go home, I have to face the scraps of paper and garbage all over the floor, and I want to cry without tears. ”

"Raise a dog, and the dog will be obedient."

"Go in circles while drawing your circles. Meow meow abuses me thousands of times, and I treat meow like my first love. ”

"Upstairs...... +1 though. ”

“+2。”

“+10086。”

"+ Student's Credential Number."

"+ Add a household register."

"Don't be +, didn't you find that this is all uncle trained well? When the concert was cold, it was the uncle who gave instructions to guide Meow Teller to sing. ”

"That's right! Speaking of which, the uncle also said that he wanted to train more pets on the homepage, and Mao didn't see it after so long. ”

"That's right, that's right, @Meowtler, come out and update! I also want to train my kitten to sing, just sing Happy Birthday. ”

Uncle Ding looked at these messages, the corners of his mouth rose to log on to the account, and he crackled and typed: "To train a pet, the most important thing is to find out the psychological activities of the pet, know what it likes and what it hates, and then prescribe the right medicine."

"The groove really blew up, touch the god up close."

"Keep writing, how do you know the mental activity of your pet?"

Uncle Ding grabbed his hair, turned his head and asked me, "What do you write later?" Do you have any superficial mental activity? ”

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, and I looked up and yawned.

Uncle Ding was overjoyed when he saw this, and typed: "For example, when the cat raises its head and opens its mouth to yawn, it means that it is bored and idle."

Fans: "...... I want you to say this! ”