Chapter 310: Fighting Poison with Poison
At this time, the closed door suddenly opened, and Ding Ling scratched her hair and came out and said, "You guys are so noisy."
Whew~ This startled us so much that our hearts were about to jump out of our throats. Unexpectedly, Ding Ling's next sentence made our hearts fluctuate again before they fell back to their original places.
"I heard it all just now." Ding Ling said: "I just didn't understand."
…… Can you speak without panting?
Ding Ling continued to pant heavily, paused and asked, "I can't bear the child and the wolf, why is it that the child and the wolf are me?"
"What's you, yours? Go to bed. Aunt Chen's confidence in speaking is not as strong as before, and it seems that she is still a little hesitant in her heart.
Ding Ling habitually sighed, turned her head and was about to go back to sleep, but was stopped by Uncle Ding.
Aunt Chen turned her head and glared fiercely, Uncle Ding couldn't say anything from his mouth, and seeing that Ding Ling was still waiting for him to say something, he couldn't think of any excuse for a while.
I had to hesitate and say, "Well, this...... That one...... Go to the toilet and go to bed again to avoid wetting the bed. ”
That's why Ding Ling will believe this kind of excuse for deflating. Although she showed a strange expression, she didn't dig deeper, and she still habitually sighed, and turned her head back.
The door closed softly, and the next moment it opened suddenly, startling Aunt Chen, who was pointing at Uncle Ding and scolding with her lips.
Of course, Uncle Ding, who was also aggrieved and aggrieved, was also stunned on the spot.
They both thought that Ding Ling would play back with the carbine, and they didn't know what to do for a while, and the waves in their hearts that had not yet calmed up surged.
But Ding Ling turned a blind eye to the two of them, looked around and squatted down, picked me up and turned back to the house, "Let's go, go to sleep." ”
"Meow-_-||"
The door closed again, and Ding Ling threw me on the bed, scratching her hair and muttering, "Seems to have forgotten something?"
I stared at her inexplicably, you asked for leave to go abroad to see a doctor, you have no homework and no homework, what can you forget?
"Oh." Ding Ling seemed to remember, and she turned her head and went straight to the bathroom in the room...... Damn, Ya really listens to her father.
When Ding Ling entered the bathroom, the door of the room opened again, and Uncle Ding and Aunt Chen came in with their heads together and exchanged lip words with me.
"Meow Tler, you can't say anything!"
Belch...... Do you want to be so cautious? I nodded and made up my mind, and I will talk about it for a while.
After a while, Ding Ling came out of the bathroom in good spirits, jumped on the bed and got into the quilt, and whispered to me, "Have you used the toilet here?" It's going to squirt water. ”
I...... Do you think I'm my size enough to sit on the toilet?
But since you've been sprayed with water, I'm just going to talk to you. I grabbed my phone and was ready to type, but what to say?
I thought about it for a moment and simply went straight to the point, "Are you afraid of death?" ”
Ding Ling was stunned for a moment, raised her head and said, "It's not the Communist Party to be afraid of death."
Belch...... She thinks I'm playing around with her. But she thought it was one thing to be joking, but the eavesdropping at the door didn't think so.
Uncle Ding and Aunt Chen slammed into the room, one accusing me of why didn't I speak? The other taught Ding Ling that she was not even a Young Pioneer, and she still wanted to join the party?
Ding Ling was a little inexplicable, and then covered her mouth and her eyes were round in shock, "Oh~ ...... you"
Seeing this, I shook my head, and said in my heart that you two are too sensitive, this is good, several times in a night, even if Ding Ling is slow to react, she can see that there is a problem.
Unexpectedly, Ding Ling was surprised: "You guys...... Eavesdrop! ”
I pour.
It was enough to meet such a superlative, so Uncle Ding casually used a few mouthfuls to find me something, not only erased the eavesdropping, but also took me away from Ding Ling's side with the time bomb.
It can be described as killing two birds with one stone.
But after I was taken out of the room, there was a period of arguing. The method of fighting poison with poison is considered to have passed. However, there are two requirements.
The first is to take it step by step, and when it is implemented, one of Uncle Ding or Aunt Chen must be present to grasp the proportion.
The second is that Mr. Wilson must be consulted, after all, he is the expert.
So there was nothing to say all night, and the next day Uncle Ding contacted Mr. Wilson, and finally decided on a plan to fight poison with poison.
Moreover, the name of the Mediterranean Sea is higher than mine, which is adaptive physical therapy.
Of course, the reason why the Mediterranean is so attentive, I guess it has to do with money. This evil capitalist country actually says where to go for a check-up after every treatment.
Don't you need money for checking?
The plan was thus set, and Uncle Ding also divided the treatment into stages. This time, Ding Ling took a leave of absence for up to a month, and this month was the experimental treatment stage.
If it helps, then go ahead. Second, if it doesn't help, then the back one will be cut in half.
But now that the planning framework has been set, how will the specific details be carried out?
It's hard to say about emotion, but you can control it. It's like the same joke, if you put it to different people, the effect must be different.
Those with low laughs may roll on the floor with laughter, while those with high laughs will only get bored.
Of course, it's not my turn to worry about this problem, Uncle Ding and Aunt Chen have already taken care of it.
But their step-by-step ...... It's too low-end, right?
For example, Ding Ling is obviously a junior high school student now, and her dangerous problem is that she can't go to college. What we have to do is gradually increase the amount of her and let her learn the high school curriculum.
But what about Aunt Chen? But I started to review from kindergarten...... That's enough.
I'm kind enough to go up and remind you, and she said I know a fart-_-||
I'm too lazy to argue with her, I made her such a slow and gradual pace, and Ding Ling couldn't get in when she returned to China. It seems that it is up to me to solve the problem fundamentally.
I rolled my eyes and thought about what could be done.
That night, I secretly asked Ding Ling's opinion, "You see that I have recorded so many shows, do you want to be on camera and have fun?" ”
"What's so funny, the host will say his own, every time you ask you, you will meow and it's over." Ding Ling muttered.
I waved my claws and said, "This time it's different, it's a concert, or Ben Meow solo." In the past, Uncle Ding took me up. When I performed, he just stood next to me stupidly. ”
"How can my dad be stupid?"
"Okay, okay, not stupid, not stupid. You don't want to go on stage and have fun? ”
Ding Ling shook her head again and again, "I won't go up, so many people are watching, how embarrassed." ”
Excuse me? That's fear, that's stage fright, that's shyness. I tilted my head and thought: this is also an emotion...... Right?
So I continued to encourage her, "What's so embarrassing about that? You can take me on stage, you can pretend to give me orders. How nice is it that you're a pet expert, too? ”
"Besides, Xiaoyu wants to be a star so much, you and her are like conjoined babies every day, she is going to make her debut, will she pull you? When the time comes, are you embarrassed to hold her back because of stage fright? ”
"So, now you're going to practice at someone else's concert."