Chapter 313: Chinese Kung Fu
Uncle Ding threw me away and turned around and ran, but the staff next to him stopped when he saw it, and grabbed him, chattering nonsense such as where are you going, you should go on stage immediately.
"You let go." The green tendons on Uncle Ding's forehead came out, but now he was so focused on controlling the sphincter that he couldn't use any strength to break free.
The staff couldn't understand what he was saying, so they just held on and wouldn't let go. The music on stage is almost over, you run, what will you do later?
That's when Ian and Ding Ling ran over and asked what was going on.
Uncle Ding spoke the question very quickly.
Ian was stumped, "Ding, can't you hold on for a few minutes?" ”
"Strong...... Do you try? Uncle Ding roared: "Let him go!"
"But Meow Teller is about to come to power, how can I do it without you?"
"It can do it on its own." Uncle Ding didn't care much about this, so he sold me in a word.
Ian thought for a moment and said, "It ...... on its own Not okay? "What if something goes wrong? If he agrees, he has to take the blame.
"Let me come." Ding Ling strode forward.
She finally stepped forward, and I was afraid that she would drop the chain at the critical moment. Then my hard work will be in vain.
Uncle Ding's current state is already ready to fly, and he has to send it. Hearing that Ding Ling was going to take him out, the small universe immediately exploded, threw off the staff, and went straight to the toilet with the afterimage.
The rest of the staff and Ian looked at each other, and the latter moved his gaze to Ding Ling and asked uncertainly, "Can you do it?"
Ding Ling directly told him the answer with action, "Meow Teller, wave your hand." ”
I stood upright, raised my right paw and shook it from side to side.
"That's you!" Ian immediately clapped his head and explained to the staff.
The staff was also in a state of burning butts at this time, and according to the progress of the rehearsal, it was long overdue to control the lifting platform to match the rhythm and let me appear at the end of the music.
But now it's delayed, the music on the stage has stopped, but I haven't shown up yet, and the audience has begun to buzz and impetuous.
So, the staff could only agree to the change halfway, urging Ding Ling to quickly take me to stand on the lifting platform, and then control the lifting platform to go up.
As the lifting platform went up, the lights of the stage were sprinkled on the body, and thousands of pairs of eyes were watching. Ding Ling began to get nervous, and her hands on the tambourine were involuntarily clenched into fists and trembled.
I raised my paw to pat the back of her hand, and in the cheers of "Meow Teller Meow Teller", the claws fell and slapped the tambourine.
Under the music, the brisk prelude ends quickly, and the next moment I should open my mouth and open my meow. But Ding Ling was still standing stiffly, and she didn't put the microphone to my mouth at all.
I meowed, "What are you doing?" Microphone, microphone. ”
At this time, there was also a roar from the headphones that Ding Ling was wearing: "hatareyoudoing......" and then Ian's voice, "Mai, quickly get Mai for Meow Teller."
Ding Ling reacted at this time, and hurriedly picked up the microphone and pestled me in the face. I don't know if she was intentional or nervous, the microphone was pestled quickly and urgently, and if she was to be hit by the pestle, it was estimated that she would fly out directly by the pestle.
Fortunately, I was very responsive and in the face of danger, first one upright and one backward, one after another stretched out his paws in a bear hug, holding the microphone to stabilize the center of gravity at the same time, open my mouth and open my meow.
The surrounding audience was in an uproar, and they directly shouted Chinese Kung Fu's non-standard Mandarin voice......
Chinese Kung Fu? Kung fu is kung fu, anyway, they all call me magic meow, and I'm making them magical.
So I continued to hold the microphone and meow while my hind legs duangduangduang on the tambourine. At this moment, the audience couldn't hold it anymore, and the sound was louder and louder, and they were about to punch the ceiling.
The atmosphere at the scene was hot, and Ding Ling gradually calmed down. People don't tense anymore, their hands don't shake anymore, they shake their heads with the rhythm, and they hum twice with me from time to time.
At the end of the song, after we got off the stage, Ian was the first to squeeze over, holding Ding Ling's hand and saying excitedly: "Girl, you are better than your dad."
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Wait for Uncle Ding and Aunt Chen's medicinal effects...... Hey, no, it should be after pulling no pull. The two almost collapsed and came out of the toilet against the wall.
Ian and Ding Ling hurriedly went up and helped one by one, and helped them to sit down and rest.
"It's weird, why do you suddenly have diarrhea?" Aunt Chen rubbed her lower abdomen.
Uncle Ding had already thought of it, and after breaking Ian away, he pointed at me and asked, "Did you put medicine in the water?"
"Dad, it's my ......" Ding Ling was ready to admit her mistake.
But before she could finish speaking, she was interrupted by Uncle Ding and said, "What you are, it's not all instigated by it."
What am I doing? Now Ding Ling has no.
I stood up and grabbed at him for a moment, "Meow! ”
"What if it ......" Uncle Ding couldn't tell the truth in front of Ding Ling, so he had to say in a different way: "What if something happens?" We signed the contract to lose money. ”
With this meow, what can go wrong? Oh~ He meant to say that Ding Ling had a problem.
I raised my claw and pointed at Ding Ling, "Meow!" (She's fine, you're panicking)"
Uncle Ding understood and shouted, "What if? What if! ”
"Ding!" Ian suddenly ran over and happily reported, "Meow Tler is on fire again...... No, it should be adding fuel to the fire and turning it upside down. Your daughter is so amazing that she can make Meow Tler clap a tambourine while meowing tunes and perform Chinese kung fu at the same time. ”
"Nani?" Uncle Ding was stunned.
Ian ignored him and said to himself: "Jonny called just now, saying that someone had broken this news just now, and now the Internet is about to overturn, crying and shouting to watch Meow Tler's live video."
As he spoke, he also took out his mobile phone and let everyone see the forum that is now arguing.
We collectively stretched our heads forward, and then our faces turned black again. The foreigner's forum is all in English, look at a yarn -_-||Ian: Did you mean to show off? How good is your ability to speak English?
"Look, look." Ian didn't notice that we were wrong, and pointed to his phone excitedly and said, "Chinese Kung Fu!" It's really Chinese Kung Fu! Magical Meow can actually do kung fu! It's a magical oriental country, but the pixel of the mobile phone is too low, the picture is too shaky, and the reviews are bad. ”
"Oh? So soon there are videos on the Internet? Uncle Ding was interested when he heard this.
Ian said, "Who doesn't have a cell phone now?" Who's still without a shooting function on their mobile phone now? But don't worry, the video will be deleted in a few minutes. ”
I shook my head, this is the difference in the way people think in the East and the West. Uncle Ding, where is he worried? He was clearly excited.
Although I keep appearing in the public eye these days, it's the same song all the time. Watching a concert and listening to the scene may still be fresh.
But those who watch the news and watch videos are already a little aesthetically fatigued.
In other words, to put it simply, this meow is already going downhill in the topic of people's after-dinner discussions.
Why did EC say that after this concert, they would release a single for me? It's because this song has run out of energy for me, and I have to hurry up and make a final payment.
Now it's okay.,Ben Meow has come up with a new ability.,There's a topic again.。