Emotional management is easy to say, not just face things positively, take a deep breath and correct your mentality, but it is not easy to do.

For example, Ding Ling is in bed, and she won't get up if she doesn't shout two or three times every morning. You want her to change this state, and turn over as soon as the alarm clock rings...... It's hard.

What is the saying? The nature of the country is easy to change, and it is difficult to move.

Therefore, Ding Ling has a long way to go. I'm different, my career is taking off, and the stars are shining. Some of the good deeds even shouted out the title of the real Elvis.

Of course, this Elvis Presley is not the other Elvis, it is a serious child, a real literal Elvis.

This has to start with the program recorded a few days ago, because of the sudden popularity of this meow, it has triggered a trend of raising cats.

And the cat is known to everyone, and it is not easy to figure out. Especially when the cat owner wants to train the cat, it can be even more frustrating.

Therefore, the man who has been standing behind Ben Meow, Uncle Ding followed the trend and stood in front of the stage.

A program dedicated to teaching how to train pets is in full swing.

On the day of the recording, the program team found three cats to act as extras. Uncle Ding and I spent the first two hours talking to the three cats.

Of course, the first contact, in order for the show to go smoothly, I mean direct threats and intimidation.

Uncle Ding said not to take risks, just bribe bribes, let them be familiar with the smell of Uncle Ding and me, lest Uncle Ding, who is known as a pet expert, not be able to get off the stage when recording.

"Come on, come on, another piece of dried fish. Thirsty? The cow poop waited. ”

Uncle Ding was busy eating the food, and I was mixed in with the three cats, running around with a rhythm. One would say to himself that the food was really delicious, and the other would say that Uncle Ding was pretty good.

Three Cats...... Foreigners, let's call them cat A, cat B, cat C.

A cat chewed on the small dried fish and snorted and despised me, "This is also delicious? It's pretty average. ”

Cat B: "At first glance, it looks like it's from the countryside."

Cat C: "That's it, it's rare and weird."

Bear with you once, I leaned over and talked to them, "Have you ever eaten something better?"

"That's it." Three cats with nostrils facing the sky.

Me: "What is it?"

"Why should I tell you?" A cat snorted and didn't look over. "Don't get so close, I know you very well, huh?"

Cat B: "It's like, the air stinks when you get so close."

"Hillbillies just don't like to be clean." The cat sniffed twice and covered her nose in disgust.

…… Bear with you again, I turned my head and meowed at Uncle Ding. It's all you, and the smell of dye is still there, and I am despised.

Uncle Ding was inexplicable: "What did you say?" Dried fish or beef poop? ”

…… I don't want to talk about you, I don't care about Uncle Ding. didn't get close to the three cats, so he squatted in place and continued to shout to them in the air: "Dear, let's talk about it, let me increase my knowledge......

Before I could finish my sentence, Cat A meowed and roared, "Can you please stop talking to this side?"

Cat B: "The smell is coming."

C cat raised its paws and fanned in front of its nose, "Good smoked meow, spicy glasses." ”

I...... As the saying goes, if you can't bear it, you don't need to endure it. The surname Ding, stop the two cats for me, Lao Tzu is going to beat meow.

I rushed up with a meow, raised my paw and said, "Have you ever seen a claw as big as a casserole?"

"What do you want to do?" The three cats bowed their heads at the same time.

"Let you know why the flowers are so red." I flew over, grabbed Cat A, and scratched with both paws, making me meow.

The other two cats also wanted to help, although Uncle Ding didn't understand my words, but he also understood when he saw this situation, and came directly to pick up the two BC cats one by one.

Cat A saw that there was no helper, and he twisted his waist with a meow and wanted to turn around.

But it's usually pampered, how can it be my opponent? I noticed that it wanted to resist, so I grabbed it by the back of the neck and hummed, "Move! Move your neck to bite off! ”

Of course, I'm definitely not as strong as Cat A, so it still twisted its waist and reversed it.

But all I was waiting for was now, and when it reversed, a right hook hit the nose right in the middle and slapped loudly.

It whimpered and hugged its nose and fell to the ground, rolling back and forth, tears and snot flowing.

I was at this point in pounce, riding on it and continuing to shoot my bow left and right, scolding as I scolded, "Hillbilly, huh? It smells stinky, doesn't it? Tsundere, right? Begging for a beating, huh? Looking for a draw, right? Look down on me, right? ”

Cat A was beaten out of anger, and he didn't resist anymore, but just hugged his head and shouted, "Don't fight, don't fight."

I continued to fight: "Don't fight, don't fight?" You've got that to say here, right? You're going to be the boss, aren't you? ”

Cat A's heart must be broken, it is obviously begging for mercy. But I call it deepening the impression, and I also call it taking advantage of its illness to kill it.

BC two cats were carried in the air, in the spirit of watching the excitement and not afraid of big things, this shouted: "Resist, beat it, afraid of hair." The one yelled, "Hit it, it's not a cat!"

I raised my head and glared, kicked away A cat and said, "Come on, come on, who should Lao Tzu teach next?"

The two cats were dumbfounded at the same time, and pointed at each other at the same time and said, "Teach him a lesson first!"

…… I'll just say, how can the relationship between animals be so troublesome. If you can, you can fight, and if you can, you can clean up. Simple and direct is the most convenient, beat it to make it roll and it doesn't dare to squat, that can be used to engage in so many planes.

Now that the three ABC cats are soft, I beckoned Uncle Ding to put the two BC cats down, and called the three of them to come over, "Come, let's get to know each other again, Ben Meow Teller, the head of the Meow Legion, follow me in the future, huh?" ”

The three cats looked at each other and hesitated, and as soon as I raised my paws, they nodded hurriedly.

"That's right." I nodded appreciatively, and with a chin at Uncle Ding, he understood that he would feed the dried fish.

I said heroically, "Eat, as long as you listen to the greetings, there will be better food and better treatment in the future."

The three cats looked at the small dried fish in front of them and didn't move, and I glared at me and said, "What?" Or don't give face? ”

Cat A: "It's not Meow Teller......"

"Please call me the Führer."

"Uh...... No, your Excellency. Cat A trembled and said, "I really can't eat it."

…… Damn, didn't you say it wasn't delicious? Doesn't that mean it's average? Is that still a stuffy and stupid bloat?

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and Uncle Ding gestured to me and went over to open the door, "What's the matter?" ”

Ian turned his head and looked inside, "The program team is urging over there, have you had good contact here?" ”

Uncle Ding said modestly: "It's just so-so, the general habits are clear, although you can't directly order the performance, but it's no problem to teach according to their reactions."