Chapter 321: The King of Cats

The second episode of the program is on the air......

The host Uncle Ding still had an unfathomable smile, his hands were slightly wider than his shoulders, and he said the opening remarks happily: "Hello audience friends, time flies so fast, it's time for Uncle Cat to teach you to train pets."

"In the last issue, we talked about the sense of competition between pets, and everyone must have felt so high-end. In fact, it can also be very down-to-earth, to put it bluntly, it is to compete for favor. ”

As he spoke, he demonstrated in ABC Three Cats, and I gave orders next to him. Although the three cats are not happy, they are still fighting for food.

Uncle Ding began to interpret again at this time, "This time is very critical, if we think that they are competing for favor now, it is a big mistake." At this time, they are just grabbing food. ”

"Because you took out the food for no reason, they didn't know your intentions." Uncle Ding said and stopped, and did not give the little dried fish to any of the cats.

The three cats all looked up at him and meowed, and he seized the opportunity to say, "Now that they have expressed their doubts in their hearts, we have to answer their doubts at this time, such as giving instructions."

Uncle Ding said and tapped his finger on the ground, and the three cats stepped forward together, among which Cat B went the fastest, sniffed the ground and raised his head to meow.

"Very good, in the last episode of the show, we talked about the instructions of this point, and now B cat is doing the best, so I want to give it dried fish."

Uncle Ding not only gave the little dried fish, but also scratched Cat B's head.

"Now, they roughly understand. When we try it once, we must remember that the instructions should be simple and clear, and the rewards should be accurate and timely. ”

After a few more attempts, I actually ordered it all from the side. After a few times, however, the three cats got used to it, and sometimes they were able to respond correctly without my orders.

Hiss~~ Could it be that Uncle Ding's training method really works?

Well, no, if I hadn't translated and directed, there would have been a hairy use.

After many attempts, Uncle Ding stopped feeding, and changed to a reward method in which the cat scratched his head and touched his neck after completing the instructions first.

After answering the questions left in the previous issue, the director's voice came from outside the venue. Of course, Uncle Ding must not understand the English, but in the headphones he carried, Ian's timely translation.

But he can't just know about it, he has to let me know about it.

So after listening to the translation, Uncle Ding cleverly repeated and said: "As a heart show, Uncle Cat, I actually received a letter from the audience, and I was really excited. Among these letters, the program team selected a very interesting question. ”

"How can you train a cat to have a front paw and ten like a dog? When I heard this question, it dawned on me that not everyone wants to train their pets to become world champions. ”

Okay, okay, Ben Meow received it, what's nonsense, you just get it. I watched him cast his gaze for the third time and nodded to him for the third time.

The third nod was a little larger, and Uncle Ding finally saw it.

He clapped his hands and said, "Okay, today Uncle Cat will teach you, how to train, so that our cats can be cute and cute to you?"

He took out another piece of dried fish from his waist bag and said, "It's actually very simple, it's still a habitual problem." Just let the cat know that it will get food by doing so. ”

He walked up to the three cats, bent down and pinched the small dried fish in his hand, and dangled and teased the three cats.

The three cats ignored him, but for the sake of my face, they put on the appearance of being tempted by the dried fish, and meowed at Uncle Ding.

Uncle Ding: "Come, stand up, stand up and eat."

Me: "Do you hear me, stand up."

The cat turned around, "Your Excellency, we are standing." ”

“…… Stand on your hind legs only and get up! ”

The three cats stood upright, but because they were not used to such a standing posture, they just stood up a little bit upside down, and then fell back down.

C Cat turned around and said, "Your Excellency, you can't stand up."

"Stupid." I jumped out of the swivel chair and walked over, "Look, Ben Meow will show you how." ”

My appearance undoubtedly broke Uncle Ding's plan.

However, he was only slightly stunned, and then said on the spot: "Look, this is another mentality of competing for favor." Meow Teller I've been training for a long time, and it's all about these simple movements. Now it's up to my kind to train it, and I've come here to brush up on its presence. I'm sure it must have stood upright when it came over, and by the way, it showed superiority. ”

I...... Bear with you.

I did a demonstration, and Uncle Ding scratched my head twice. The other three cats have learned and learned, and they have been standing up.

But it's still because it's the first time to stand upright, so it's upside down, AB and the two cats have to hold Uncle Ding's knees, C cats are very talented, not only stand upright, but also take two steps upside down.

Uncle Ding immediately gave a reward, AB two cats fed and swept, C cats fed and touched their heads.

"Every time a pet progresses, we have to give appropriate encouragement. Now that they've learned to stand upright, the next step is the front paws and tens, making a gesture of please. ”

Uncle Ding demonstrated while talking, and the first time he grabbed the front paws of the C cat, and took it step by step.

On the surface, it seems to be very harmonious and friendly, but in fact, the cat has asked me several times if I can bite him......

Of course, biting is not okay, I just let it endure and endure, and it will be the beginning for a while, and you don't have to be tortured once you pass the level.

After repeating the lecture a few more times, Uncle Ding said to the camera that he was going to start his first attempt.

He pinched the small dried fish and lifted it to the top of the three cats' heads, and shouted softly, "Lizheng." ”

The three cats stood up.

"Please, please?"

The three cats arched their paws and swung up and down, and it was a success! But the mutation abruptly occurred, and when the cat swung its front paws, its center of gravity shifted and it was unstable on its feet, and its body fell to my side.

A cat shouted: "Your Excellency ......"

"What?" I turned back and saw a pair of dusty claws in front of me...... it!

"I, I, I...... I didn't mean to. The cat craned its neck with a look of trepidation.

I raised my claws with a meow and pumped, and slapped a right hook in the cat's face.

A cat hugging his head and running away.

"Run! Are you running a try? I yelled.

A cat hurriedly stopped, holding his head and raising his buttocks, a pair of slapping cats don't slap his face, slapping his face hurts his self-esteem to me.

I walked towards Cat A with a black face, but Cat B stood in front of me, opened his mouth and spit out the dried fish: "Your Excellency, for the sake of the dried fish, you can forgive it."

Not to mention the situation on our side, the staff who recorded the show at that time were all stunned.

Uncle Ding was also stunned for a few seconds, and then said calmly: "In the process of competing for favors, pets will still decide their status." For example, now, Meow Teller has a higher status, and is the cat of cats, the king of cats, referred to as Elvis. As the saying goes, the king wants the minister to die, and the minister has to ......"