"Uncle Meow, Uncle Meow, Mango doesn't listen to the command at all, is it congratulations to make the congratulatory command?"

"Uncle Meow, a towel has been added to the refrigerator door, but no matter how I give the order, I grab the towel and give the order, and it still won't open the refrigerator with one ear." [No pop-ups. 】”

"Uncle Meow, the rhubarb tickled me just now, woo woo woo ......"

The news of continuing training was posted on the homepage, and it didn't take long for several people to run up and complain.

I snickered, and said what do you think those guys in the Meow Legion are? A well-behaved baby with an experienced training experience? Wrong! They're all old oilies in the streets and alleys.

You see how well they play in the meow meow movie, it's all because of me, not how well Uncle Ding trains.

I didn't even think about it and replied, "It's only been three months and you're so bad?" It must be because this period of time has been too comfortable, and it is necessary to teach a lesson, a severe lesson. ”

"How can a lesson be considered severe, beaten?"

Belch...... It's really straightforward. I was going to reply that it would be unprofessional to fight, so I replied: "Hitting is a last resort, you can't use it unless you have to, and you can't really hit it." The so-called stern meaning is the severity of the tone, the pet can't understand human words, but you can feel the change in the mood in the tone. ”

"Oh~ Understood, I'll try again."

After a while, there were no complaints, but others were more and more.

"Wow, Uncle Meow is asking people to retrain pets, and the Meow Meow movie is going to continue filming."

"When will the broadcast be able to give a letter? I've been waiting for three months. ”

"Uncle Meow, Uncle Meow, in fact, my Wang Xingren is very smart, if the old actor can't do it, consider changing to a new one!"

I replied in general terms, "Because of the signing of the brokerage company, Meow Teller has been too busy recently, so it's really hard to say the exact time." But you can rest assured that the Meow Meow movie can be regarded as Meow Teller's first work, and we will definitely not give up. Otherwise, Uncle Meow wouldn't have let the old actor retrain, wouldn't he? In addition, the script is already being created, and it is natural that more new people will be needed at that time. ”

"Already working on a new script? Still need a new cast? I'll sign up first! ”

"I'll take a seat too."

"The two upstairs are impulsive, aren't they? This is a show played by pets, what are you two big people doing with it? ”

"I care about the details, can Uncle Meow reveal what the new script is? The Journey to the West chapter isn't over yet. ”

"Ouch, hey, if it's Journey to the West, my fat intestines can play Zhu Bajie."

"Then my bun will play the sand monk, and if Uncle Meow agrees, I will cut the hair on it."

Why do you want to cut the wool? I tilted my head to recall the shape of Monk Sha...... Oh~ special effects that highlight the beard.

kung fu, the people who hugged the members of the Meow Legion are back, and the people who raised Wang Xingren said: Uncle Meow, one-eared mango and so on are more obedient now, although the complicated instructions are still lazy, but simply come and sit down.

I was stunned, covered my eyes and shook my head, this is not true, this is not true. A stray dog who has been on the street for so many years, why doesn't he resist when he is murdered?

Then the people who raised the three wild cats let me see the light again, and they said in points: No, Uncle Meow, I murder it and it also kills me, and the hunched back is almost fluttering in the face.

"What's the difference, it's already pounced, Uncle Meow, look at my hand, if you don't block it quickly, it's disfigured, is it considered a work injury?" A certain girl patted her head and pasted it, and there was an obvious paw print on the back of her hand......

The three wild cats are good, and they are not a species with this meow, and they are much tougher than those Wang Xingren.

I replied with a distressed expression, "Training pets are like this, be careful next time to protect yourself." Oh yes, it's going to attack you, it's going to have to be beaten, and it's not right to remember it's wrong. ”

The girl replied: "Huh? I just said that it's like this in both sentences, hit? ”

I replied, "It's all said, do a good job of protection." And he didn't say that he would fight hard, just let it know that it was not right. It's the best of times and the worst of times. If you teach it well, it won't pounce on you, or if you don't teach it well, it will ride on your neck in the future. ”

The girl replied with an effortful expression, "I know Uncle Meow, I'll try again." ”

After a long while, the girl sent a message, "Uncle Meow, do you think this is stable?" ”

Belch...... Are you going to war or are you going to study chemical weapons?

On the photo sent by the girl, she is fully armed. He wore a motorcycle helmet on his head, a scarf around his neck, a down jacket, and heat-insulated gloves on his hands...... I just want to ask, sister, aren't you hot?

Before I could reply, enthusiastic netizens immediately started the ridicule mode.

"Girl, are you going to be at the forefront of fashion?"

"What's cutting-edge? It's clear that you've reached the pinnacle of the fashion industry, okay? ”

"Girl, why don't you give me two bars if you're so afraid?"

"Actually, there's nothing wrong with this kind of protection, but I'm skeptical. If you are dressed like this, even if you teach the two bars a lesson, will the two bars remember that you are the one who taught it? ”

This woke me up, the girl is so well armed, what if the two bars don't know who they were taught a lesson, and they don't know who to take revenge on?

So I hurriedly replied, "Girl, it's a bit too much." In fact, if you want to pack a pet, you don't need to do this. Aren't you afraid of being caught? Hold the back of your neck and press the ground, are you still afraid that it will be able to turn over the sky? ”

Of course, it can't be overturned after being pressed, but with my understanding of the two bars. It will definitely hold a grudge, or it will definitely pounce on your leg when you don't pay attention.

But I never expected that a few minutes later, the girl came up again, and the message was impatient.

"Uncle Meow is not good! Just now I pressed it as you said, but I didn't hold it, and now it's blocked in the bedroom and can't get out, what should I do? ”

…… You can't hold a cat? Are you too embarrassed to come up and ask me?

I haven't replied yet, and a message came from my sister, "Uncle Meow, Uncle Meow, it's scratching the door, will it break in?" Should I call the police? ”

…… You're kidding me. At best, I was scratched by two bars, what kind of police...... Ay?

I had an idea, this is a good opportunity to call the two bars back.

So I sent her a private message: "Add me on WeChat and open the video chat mode."

WeChat was added in a blink of an eye, and after opening the video chat, I saw a girl with a shocked face on the screen and said, "Meow Teller? What about your uncle? ”

I......

I really forgot, so I left the camera. At this time, Uncle Ding also heard the voice, saw the girl on the phone, and looked at me puzzled.

I gestured twice, and Uncle Ding picked up the phone as if he didn't understand, "You say." ”

"Uncle Meow, you have to think of a way, the two bars are about to break in."

Uncle Ding pondered for a while, and seemed to know what was going on, so he said, "Don't panic, now show the phone to the two bars, and I'll tell it."

"No, I'm afraid it will scratch me."

…… Uncle Ding saw something behind his sister, "Wrap the quilt and go out." ”

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