Uncle Ding is so annoying, he talks to him seriously, and he doesn't bring such a crowd.

But he is not rough in his words, if he wants cats to rule the world, and suddenly a person who can understand cats will definitely be arrested and studied.

Let's see if the harm is big, if it's not big, it's a rare thing, if it's big, it's strangled and sprouted......

Thinking about it this way, it seems that my chances are still very good. After all, I don't do much harm, it's a big deal to let them be treated as a rarity...... Hey, I have a headache.

Isn't there a way to get the best of both worlds?

I put my head on top of my paws in frustration and stared blankly into the distance.

Uncle Ding scratched me and said, "What do you still want?" How did you say you became ...... all of a sudden? Become...... I don't even know what to say. Actually, it doesn't matter if anyone understands you, what matters is that we have to look forward......"

Well? Uncle Ding will still pour me this chicken soup for the soul?

My chin was raised slightly, and I put it back with his next sentence, it is really easy to change the nature of the country. His next sentence was: "Earn money."

With this kind of philistine, there is no way to communicate with the ideal things, because their ideas are based on reality first.

I sighed, if no one knew my secret in the first place, if I didn't go into the public eye in the first place, if I didn't ...... in the first place I probably wouldn't have thought about it now.

There is no regret medicine in the world, and it is impossible to do it all over again.

Now the idea of wanting to be understood, wanting to realize self-worth is floating in my mind.

I looked up sharply and waved my claws, "No, I still have to announce it to the world!"

"Are you crazy?"

I tilted my head and looked at Uncle Ding and continued to write: "But you have to help me think of a way, in case things go in a bad direction, there must be an excuse to get the disadvantage back on track."

"You're crazy, aren't you?"

……

Time flies, and the war of mutants has reached the next day. As Ben Meow's first big screen work, the global box office exceeded $3 billion, which can be said to have reached the top directly.

The most eye-catching shot in the film is undoubtedly the scene where I infiltrate the secret base and stick to the wall to avoid the patrols. It can be said that after the trembling of the gods, this meow has another signature action.

Oh no, strictly speaking, the tremor of the gods belonged to the actor who played Hitler. Sticking to the wall and infiltrating is the sign that really belongs to this meow.

As early as when the film crossed the $2 billion mark at the box office, those invitations didn't stop.

When the box office surpassed Avatar, Uncle Ding's mobile phone never stopped as long as it was charged.

However, he has been holding back and not agreeing to any non-public offers, just waiting for me to win the Oscar trophy and raise the price by a few more points.

On this day, Uncle Ding said to me with a serious face, "You have decided?"

I nodded.

Uncle Ding confirmed again, "You know, it's hard to recover from the water, and Uncle can't guarantee whether he can get back on track in the end." You know, there are a lot of bad people these days? ”

I still nodded, "Don't be afraid, the plan is very thorough, I won't mess around." ”

"That's okay, everything is ready, we only owe the east wind." When Uncle Ding opened my homepage and raised his hand to leave a message, he persuaded again: "Actually, we don't understand you enough?" You don't have to let it happen once when it's foreseeable. ”

"Meow!" I waved my claws.

That's right, I'm going to reveal my secret to the world at the Oscars, in front of the cameras that will be broadcast live to more than 100 countries.

I just want to see what kind of attitude the world has when it learns this secret.

Regardless of the attitude, it is finally a wish.

And during this time, I have discussed with Uncle Ding for a long time, and if the situation develops in a bad direction, there is also a way to make up for it. Let's just say that Uncle Ding taught me, I'm just parroting and copying rigid routines.

At that time, even if there are people who have doubts, as long as Uncle Ding and I bite to death and don't let go, who can be more serious?

Of course, in order to be able to keep abreast of the development of the situation. We also need to find a way to keep track of what is going on.

No, my homepage is a great place to go.

As long as Uncle Ding releases the news now, tell the fans that I received an invitation to the Oscar and will most likely win. There must be someone among the fans who wants to watch the live broadcast.

When watching the live broadcast, after seeing the secret I declared, the homepage must not be noisy?

At that time, all you need to do is let Aunt Chen and them keep an eye on it, and once they find that the situation is wrong, they can call Uncle Ding.

And as soon as Uncle Ding received the call, he could immediately stop me and explain to everyone that he had arranged all this, just for Bojun to smile.

For this reason, Uncle Ding also went to get a calling card, and the number was known to Aunt Chen. So as long as someone calls, it's definitely a problem.

With such thorough preparation, what else do I have to worry about?

Uncle Ding had finished typing the text, and the mouse had moved to the send button. He was looking back at me to confirm, "Uncle?" ”

Hair!

I nodded vigorously.

"Uh...... Why don't you do it yourself? ”

Coward, I'm not afraid of meows, are you afraid of hair?

I walked over and meowed him out of the way, raising my front paw and pressing it down hard.

The message was published successfully.

"Tell you the good news that Uncle Meow hasn't confirmed yet, Uncle Meow is so excited, don't talk nonsense, this news is, the movie in which Meow Teller participated was nominated for an Oscar!"

"! Congratulations Meow Teller, congratulations Uncle Meow. ”

"Is it true?"

"Uncle Meow himself said that he didn't confirm it. I just want to ask, Uncle Meow, who did you listen to? You won't be fooled, will you? Or are you here to fool us? ”

"I see that Uncle Meow is not so idle, just how hot Meow Teller is now, he receives invitations every day, and he still has the kung fu to fool us, most of them are also fooled."

"Anyway, Uncle Meow is so idle, it's better to think about the big movie of Meow, we are still waiting to sign up."

"That's it, my Pooh's broadsword has long been hungry and thirsty."

I received a reply soon after the message was sent, but judging from the content of the reply, it doesn't seem to be good, and it is seriously crooked.

So Uncle Ding went up again and added: "Anyway, if you can really go on stage to receive the award, everyone will have to watch the live broadcast, and there will be easter eggs at that time."

"Wow, Uncle Meow said so, it seems to be very credible."

"Uncle Meow, spoiler what is the easter egg?"

"No, Meow Teller was nominated for an Oscar...... What's the point of winning a prize? Best Actor (Supporting Actor) or Best Actress (Supporting Actor)? It's so hard for me. ”

"As for the best actor, are you tangled? Both men and women shouted according to the gender of the person receiving the prize. Do you understand Oscar? ”

"Ahem, let's wash and sleep. Especially the guy upstairs, you are embarrassed to say that others don't move Oscar. Uncle Meow is clearly teasing us. ”

Ay? What does this mean? Why do you mess with the rhythm?

Ben Meow is going to be nominated for an Oscar, and if he wants to win an award, Jonny slapped his chest. What's more, Ben Meow's performance in the movie is so good, it's normal to win awards.

Most fans think the same as me, after seeing the message above, they directly attacked in groups, and the guy who wanted to leave the message came out and said that he was ugly.

That guy was not ambiguous, and he turned off everyone's fire with a straight word, including me and Uncle Ding.

He replied, "Could you please go and search the encyclopedia?" The Oscars presented this year are all films released last year. This year's Oscars haven't been held yet, and next year's nominations will come out? ”

~ I said that the Oscars are coming, so why hasn't Jonny called us yet, feelings ...... It's a big mess.