Jia Fanzhen knew now, and glared at Gu Xu: "Stinky Gu Xu, then you are Yanqi." ”

Zhang Song shook his head: "That's called nitrogen!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Jafanzhen said, "Nitrogen. ”

Zhang Song shook his head: "Alas, the chemistry teacher was really angry when he knew that you said this." ”

Gu Xu smiled and said in a calm tone: "Do you know what nitrogen is?" ”

Jia Fan really looked proud: "Of course you know, isn't nitrogen just a fart?" ”

Gu Xu shook his head again and sighed: "The chemistry teacher taught you so many things, you know what a fart?"

The chemistry teacher is really angry when he hears you, the gas composition of the fart is mainly nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, methane and oxygen.

Nitrogen has a wide range of functions and can be used as a protective gas: for example, when welding metal, it can also extend the life of light bulbs, store grain, make fertilizers, and medical and health care. ”

Jia Fan was really stunned by Gu Xu. She vaguely remembered that there were so many effects, but she couldn't remember them at all.

Gu Xu said again: "Do you know the story of Su Dongpo and Buddha Yin? ”

Lan Ruosi answered: "Okay! Let's go eat, if we don't go, we really won't have time. ”

Jia Fan was a little surprised: "What do you mean by this?" ”

"Let's talk as we go." Lan Ruosi really didn't want to explain it to her, and if she explained it, there would definitely be a problem.

The four of them said and came to the shop of yellow braised chicken and rice.

As soon as he entered the store, Zhang Song said, "The four of us need three servings of chicken and one dish." You go find a place, and I'll buy it. ”

"No!" Gu Xu stopped him, "You can't be treated every day, you take them to find a seat." ”

Gu Xu looked at the window: "We're late, there are really a lot of people." ”

Gu Xu raised his eyebrows as he spoke: "By the way, I'll give you more time to quarrel." ”

Zhang Song smiled: "You have told the story of Su Dongpo, and I am still noisy, then I am really a fart!" ”

He looked at Jia Fanzhen as he spoke, smiling without saying a word.

Jia Fanzhen saw that Zhang Song was laughing more than before, and he was even more unhappy, and his brows were furrowed.

They found an empty seat.

Jia Fan really said reluctantly: "Xiao Sisi, tell me quickly, what kind of story is this." ”

Lan Ruosi raised her eyelids: "Are you sure you want to know?" ”

"Of course!" Javan is really sure.

Lan Ruosi hesitated: "I don't think you still want to know!" ”

"Hurry up!" Jia Fan said very seriously, "You are going to kill me in a hurry!" ”

Lan Ruosi said slowly: "Once Su Dongpo and Buddha Yin meditated together.

Su Dongpo asked Buddha Yin, what do you think I look like when I meditate?

Buddha Yin glanced at Su Dongpo and said, I think you look like a Buddha.

Su Dongpo saw that Buddha Yin was wearing a yellow robe, and he couldn't help but say, I see that you look like shit when you meditate!

Buddha Yin smiled and said nothing.

Su Dongpo was very happy, and went home to tell Su Xiaomei that he had never won a meditation with Buddha Yin, and he returned with a big victory this time, and then he told Su Xiaomei about the process.

As a result, Su Xiaomei said, brother, you lost even worse this time!

Su Dongpo was puzzled.

Su Xiaomei said, Buddha Yin looks at you like a Buddha because he only has Buddha in his heart, so everything he sees is Buddha, but what about you, brother?

Same ......"

Lan Ruosi didn't continue.

After Jia Fan really heard it, she felt very ashamed, saying this, she really lost.

Zhang Song answered: "So, nitrogen is knowledge in Gu Xu's eyes, and it's a fart in your eyes, so you're a fart!" ”

Jia Fan was really angry and annoyed: "What did you say! ”

"How?" Zhang Song's voice rose, "You want me to repeat it!" ”

"I'm!" Jia Fanzhen said and turned to leave, "I won't eat anymore!" ”

"Really!" Lan Ruosi got up and grabbed her and comforted her, "Really, don't be angry for this little thing." ”

"I ......" Jia Fan really didn't know what to say.

"Really! We're all classmates. Lan Ruosi was comforted again.

"It's okay, I'm not angry, it's just ......" Jia Fanzhen said slowly, "You guys eat!" I'm going to buy a spicy duck. ”

"Alright then!" Lan Ruosi couldn't say anything when she saw this.

Jia Fanzhen smiled: "You go!" I didn't want to eat braised chicken. ”

Seeing this, Lan Ruosi couldn't keep her.

Lan Ruosi and Zhang Song sat alone.

Lan Ruosi felt that the situation was a little embarrassing.

Zhang Song didn't care: "Classmate Lan, don't worry about her, I'll have an exam room with her, and in the afternoon, I'll go see her."

Now let her be alone for a while and digest it herself.

You don't know her yet? Emotions come and go quickly. ”

Lan Ruosi smiled lightly: "This is really true!" She's always been a big grin. ”

Lan Ruosi subconsciously looked at Gu Xu, Gu Xu was still queuing at the window, and there were five or six people in front of him.

She felt a little distressed for a moment.

"By the way, Zhang Song, do you know what Gu Xu likes?" Lan Ruosi asked.

At this moment, the time is right.

Jia Fan is really not here, and neither is Gu Xu.

She could ask Zhang Song alone.

She was still thinking about it last night and asked Zhang Songhe if it was not suitable.

She knew that such an opportunity was rare and once-in-a-lifetime.

If you miss it, you don't know when it will be next time.

"Of course I like you!" Zhang Song blurted out.

Lan Ruosi's cheeks suddenly looked like freshly burned iron, flushed red, and the atmosphere was even more awkward than just now.

Even if she mobilized all the cells in her body, she couldn't imagine that Zhang Song would say this.

She was amazed and delighted.

It may be that Gu Xu told him something, so he would say this.

Lan Ruosi eased her emotions: "Zhang Song, I didn't mean that, I just want to say, you are often with Gu Xu, you know what Gu Xu likes." It's like, last time, Yi Rongrong gave Gu Xu a bracer. ”

Zhang Song reacted: "You want to give Gu Xu a gift!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Lan Ruosi's face became redder the more she spoke, "What does he like?" ”

"You put yourself in a big box and give it to him, and he promises to be happy for three days, and three days are less."

Lan Ruosi felt even more embarrassed: "Zhang Song, can you be more reliable?" ”

Lan Ruosi instantly felt that she had asked the wrong person.

"I'm not reliable! TV series are all played like this. ”

Lan Ruosi was speechless for an instant.

She knew what TV series Zhang Song was talking about, but such a plot was unrealistic for her!

"I'm not reliable, I'm telling the truth." Zhang Song smiled again: "He's a person, he really doesn't have anything special to like." If you don't believe him, ask him yourself. ”

Lan Ruosi was even more helpless: "If I could ask him, I wouldn't ask you." ”

She exhaled softly, "Don't tell him, I asked you about it." ”

Zhang Song smiled evilly: "Hey, I understand, I understand, I understand, it turns out, so, you want to surprise him, so ask me." ”

"Gu Xu is here! Shut up! ”

Gu Xu walked over: "What about Jia Fanzhen?" ”

Zhang Song answered: "I was washed away by your fart!" ”

Burst!

Lan Ruosi almost laughed.

"What?" Gu Xu's face was full of doubts.

Zhang Song said seriously: "Don't look at me like that, she was really swept away by your fart." ”

Gu Xu smiled disdainfully: "Fat Zhang, when can you speak more seriously." ”

He said and looked at Lan Ruosi.

"Here's the thing......" Lan Ruosi briefly told Gu Xu what happened just now.

Burst!

Gu Xu also smiled and nodded: "I was really swept away by a fart!" ”