9 Chapter 9
Until the father and son walked out of the hospital, He Mumu ignored Cen Yuan.
Cen Yuan's expression was relaxed and lazy, and he didn't care too much about He Mumu ignoring him.
Then after the two walked out of the hospital gate, Cen Yuan stood on the street, looked to the left, and then to the right, a little confused.
From which direction did they come in the morning??
When they came in the morning, the father and son didn't know where to go from the hospital, but fortunately they met a kind passer-by who took them all the way to the hospital.
In fact, their accommodation was only a few hundred meters away from the hospital, just two turns away.
The average person may only walk once and remember it.
It's just that Cen Yuan is a real road idiot, the kind that basically gets lost every time he goes out, but fortunately, the mobile phone map saved him.
But he didn't know how to navigate their little bungalow.
The small bungalow is not on the map again!
Cen Yuan looked at He Mumu sincerely and pinned his hopes on him: "Cub, do you remember where we came from?" β
He Mumu: "......"
How could he be a little kid who could remember the way!
It's just that he didn't want to pay attention to Cen Yuan yet, so he snorted and didn't say a word.
Cen Yuan asked again, "Do you really not know?" Then we probably won't be able to go back. β
He Mumu's brows furrowed, and he couldn't take care of the principle of not being able to talk to Cen Yuan, so he pouted and said, "No~"
He's going to go back and play with the other kids.
Cen Yuan saw that He Mumu didn't seem to know the way either, so he clasped his arms and observed the road on both sides with a profound face.
It looks like I have a clue.
As a result, after observing for a long time, he said faintly: "It's obviously the same road, why does it seem that when you come and when you go back?" β
He Mumu: "......"
[Hahaha, father and son are about to live on the streets! γ
[This road idiot especially understands Cen Yuan's pain! ] Not only is it different when you come and when you go back, but it's also different when you walk during the day and at night!! γ
Cen Yuan watched it back and forth several times, and determined that he couldn't go back the same way on his own, so he tried to ask the staff of the program team for help: "Where are we from?" β
The staff of the program team felt that Cen Yuan was a road idiot and could be used as a highlight of the show, so they deliberately replied: "You have to rely on your own strength to go back." β
Facts have proved that in the two days since the start of filming of the show, Cen Yuan has a strong sense of variety show every time he appears, and the effect of the show is first-class, such as the whole network black at the beginning, such as various unexpected operations after the start of filming, it can be said that he alone has driven a lot of inclusion rates.
The program team consciously picked up the treasure and was willing to give Cen Yuan more shots.
After listening to the staff's words, Cen Yuan was silent for two seconds.
Okay, he remembered the program team.
Fortunately, it's only a few hundred meters from the accommodation, so try a few more times and go back.
After Cen Yuan made up his mind, he said to He Mumu: "Let's try from the right first?" β
He Mumu: "......"
Let's try it?
His stepfather is too unreliable~
But the matter has come to this, He Mumu has no choice but to follow Cen Yuan to the right road.
After some time, the father and son walked back to the hospital and walked back to the camera.
This scene is particularly hilarious.
[It's too bad, the program team knows that they will go wrong, and they don't even move the camera! ] γ
[Hahaha, I feel like it's going to be a long journey. γ
[It's only a few hundred meters away, but road idiots can walk out a few thousand meters.] γ
Standing at the door of the hospital, Cen Yuan snapped his fingers and said, "It's not right to walk from the right just now, it seems to be from the left, this must be right!" β
So father and son walked back to the street on the left.
Ten minutes later, the two were back at the hospital.
Cen Yuan: "......"
He Mumu: "......"
[Hahaha, silence is better than sound at this time. γ
[We finally returned to the starting point~]
Father and son stared wide-eyed.
The scene was very awkward for a while.
He Mumu is a bear child himself, and his willingness to accompany Cen Yuan twice is already his limit.
Now that I found out that I was back in the hospital, I lost my temper on the spot: "Does the mud know the way?" The nest is not leaving! β
As he spoke, he began to cry, swinging his hands and stomping his feet.
Cen Yuan saw him crying non-stop, his hands around his chest, and looked at him calmly: "Then what do you want?" β
He Mumu took the opportunity to put forward his own request: "The nest should be carried by mud!" β
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand towards Cen Yuan, looking like he wanted to hug him.
Who knew that after Cen Yuan looked at him for two seconds, he squatted down all of a sudden, and then shouted; "I don't want to leave either! Hurry up and carry me away! β
While speaking, he pulled He Mumu, as if he wanted to rely on him.
He Mumu was dumbfounded when he encountered such a thing for the first time.
Do adults need to be held too?
Cen Yuan saw that He Mumu was stunned, and even worsened, and pretended to cry twice; "Hurry up and hug! Otherwise, I won't be able to get up if I squat on the ground! β
He acted decently, and he was completely a big-sized bear child.
He Mumu was stunned, and hurriedly said: "Nest, nest, don't hug the mud, don't hug the mud!" β
How could he afford to hold his stepfather.
He's going to be crushed!
When Cen Yuan heard this, he confirmed: "Really? You don't want me to hug me? β
He Mumu hurriedly said, "Don't do it." β
Cen Yuan stood up from the ground at this time, looking calm and composed, and judging the image just now.
He Mumu: "......"
Why is there a strong feeling of being deceived?
[Mu Mu, you were deceived by your father! ] γ
[Cen Yuan is really good at dealing with bear children! ] γ
[Who isn't a baby yet!] Sprinkling and rolling .jpg]
Although Cen Yuan didn't hug He Mumu, he also had the same idea as He Mumu, that is, he didn't want to continue walking.
Back and forth like this, it feels like they're going to get lost all day.
So he said to He Mumu: "Mumu, have you ever heard of a sentence?" β
He Mumu was still struggling with the question of whether Cen Yuan had lied to him just now, and when he heard this, he was stunned: "What words?" β
Cen Yuan said solemnly; "Shakespeare once said that where you get lost, you hang out."
He Mumu hadn't heard of this sentence, but he felt that this sentence seemed to be very powerful, blinked his eyes twice, and waited seriously for Cen Yuan's next words.
Cen Yuan raised his hand and said in a tone that commanded thousands of troops: "Seeing that there is no milk tea shop in front of you, let's go order two cups of milk tea now, and then sit in the milk tea shop and blow the air conditioner!" β
[Hahahaha! I thought Cen Yuan was going to say something imposing, but it turned out to be just buying a cup of milk tea! γ
[Buying milk tea is also an important strategy, okay? Doghead .jpgγ
[Who doesn't want a cup of milk tea in such weather? γ
Ten minutes later.
Cen Yuan and He Mumu sat in an air-conditioned bubble tea shop, holding a cup of milk tea and sucking it.
The lighting atmosphere of this bubble tea shop is very romantic, with a warm white light.
The father and son sat at a small round table, drinking milk tea face to face, and this scene was particularly beautiful.
Cen Yuan's stomach no longer hurts, and his face has returned to blood.
His skin was fair and clean, his eyes were dark and clear, his eyelashes cast two shadows under his eyelids, and his lips were watery and rosy and seductive.
He was wearing a white sweatshirt, black pants, and a pair of small white shoes, and when he sat there and drank milk tea quietly, he looked like a clean teenager on a college campus.
It is rare for He Mumu on the opposite side not to be noisy, and he looks extraordinarily well-behaved.
His cheeks are fleshy, his lips are red and his teeth are white, and he looks so cute when he bites the milk tea straw.
The photographer also knows how to work, and he took pictures of the father and son at 360 degrees, and then the camera stopped not far from them, constructing a quiet and peaceful picture.
[Ahhhh This scene is too beautiful, isn't it!! γ
[My phone malfunctioned just now, and the moment the screen went black, my face with a particularly perverted smile appeared on the screen! γ
[I declare that from today onwards, Cen Yuan is my wife, and He Mumu is my son! ] Sihasha~γ
[Upstairs, eat a few more peanuts. γ
Just when netizens fell into this beautiful picture and licked the screen one after another, Cen Yuan suddenly said to He Mumu: "Mumu, let's have a game." β
He Mumu raised his head and looked at Cen Yuan, the children were very interested in the game, and asked decisively, "What is it better than?" β
Cen Yuan thought for a moment and said, "Drink more than anyone in one go." β
After saying that, he took a big sip.
Seeing this, He Mumu was not to be outdone, and also took a hard breath, and his cheeks instantly bulged.
It's so cute for a child to puff out his cheeks like this, just like a little hamster.
Cen Yuan didn't hold back, and reached out to poke He Mumu's cheek.
Q-bomb Q-bomb.
It feels amazing!
As if frightened, He Mumu took two steps back, swallowed the milk tea in his mouth, and then said, "What are you doing with mud?" β
Cen Yuan swallowed the milk tea slowly, and then said, "Look at how you look, and then choose a suitable time to sell it." β
After He Mumu pondered for a second or two, he glared at Cen Yuan and said, "Does mud mean that the nest is a pig?" β
Cen Yuan didn't expect He Mumu to think of this, but he didn't panic at all, and said unhurriedly: "No, pigs are not as smart as you." β
He Mumu: "......"
Is he being praised?
But what's the deal with not being happy?
In order to divert He Mumu's attention, Cen Yuan said again: "Let's continue the competition, this time see who finishes the milk tea first, and the one who finishes drinking it later will be responsible for throwing out the garbage." β
He Mumu was suddenly aroused: "Okay! β
As he spoke, he raised his hands into small fists and clenched them, and stomped his right foot.
Then he ran back to the small table, held the cup of milk tea, and drank it violently.
Cen Yuan had already prepared, drank the milk tea in two gulps, and then put the empty cup in front of He Mumu, and said happily: "You lost!" β
He Mumu was stunned, he had just started drinking, why did his stepfather finish drinking?
He suddenly played tricks, raised his head and said, "No, do it again~"
Cen Yuan didn't mean to let the child go at all: "Why do you want to do it all over again?" There is only one game, and if you lose, you lose! β
[Boys' inexplicable desire to win. γ
He Mumu didn't want to throw away the garbage, so he pulled his legs and started running.
As a result, Cen Yuan chased after him with an empty cup.
The father and son chased all the way from the bubble tea shop to the street outside, passing by several garbage cans on the way.
As if they hadn't seen it, they sped forward.
[I'm laughing to death!] Whenever they stop, they throw away the garbage! γ
[Adults just have to see like children.] Doghead .jpgγ
[On a chase race triggered by a milk tea cup.] γ
Father and son ran and ran, unable to run.
He Mumu gasped and took the initiative to truce: "Nest, nest can't run!" β
Cen Yuan crossed his waist with one hand and panted, and handed the milk tea cup to He Mumu with the other: "Then you go and throw this away." β
He Mumu: "......"
How can stepfather be more naΓ―ve than him~
He Mumu let out a rare sigh, took the milk tea cup from Cen Yuan's hand, and then walked to the trash can next to him.
Stepdad is really naΓ―ve and weak and can't take care of himself!
I can't even throw a piece of garbage!
Cen Yuan waited for He Mumu to come back after throwing out the garbage, and then said, "Did you run hungry just now?" Let's buy some fried skewers to eat? β
[Cen Yuan is really hanging out, but it's okay hahaha? γ
[After all, they are all lost, of course they have to hang out for a while to show respect.] γ
Seeing that Cen Yuan really had the posture of buying fried skewers, the program team hurriedly reminded: "It's time to go back, the guests have other tasks later." β
Cen Yuan raised his eyebrows: "It's not that I won't go back, it's that I can't find the way." β
The program team asked weakly: "Then what are you going to do next?" β
Cen Yuan really thought about it for a while, and then said, "Let's eat a fried skewer first, and then go to a movie or something." β
Program Group: "......"
They almost begged, "We'll tell you the right way now, and you can go back!" β
Cen Yuan: "This is going back?" β
There was a thick reluctance in his tone.
Program Group: "......"
Or else?
Really wait until you're done eating the fried skewers and then go to the movies?
[I feel like the program team is going crazy! ] γ
[The program team wanted to rectify the guests, but they didn't expect to be rectified by the guests. γ
[I have to say, Cen Yuan did a good job! ] γ
When Cen Yuan and the others returned to the bungalow, the rest of the people gathered in the living room to talk.
Seeing him come back, Han Xuzhou and Xu Xingli immediately got up from the sofa, walked over to him, and began to inquire about the situation.
"Is it better?"
"Don't you have spicy food, it seems that you should pay attention to cooking next time."
When the children saw He Mumu coming back, they also ran forward with chatter.
Xia Ning was left alone at the back, looking at Han Xuzhou and Xu Xingli both shushing at Cen Yuan, and was a little unhappy for a while.
He didn't care about Xu Xingli, after all, Xu Xingli was about the same as him, and he didn't need to please Xu Xingli.
He cares more about Han Xuzhou's attitude, he wants to befriend Han Xuzhou, and always takes the initiative to find Han Xuzhou, but Han Xuzhou always treats him lukewarmly.
As a result, Han Xuzhou would take the initiative to care about Cen Yuan.
Xia Ning was a little puzzled, obviously Cen Yuan harassed Han Xuzhou like that before, Han Xuzhou shouldn't be very repulsive to Cen Yuan, right? Why is the situation different from what I imagined? What is the charm of Cen Yuan that can make people let go of their prejudices?
He couldn't figure this out for a while, and because the other two people came forward to care about Cen Yuan, he could only put away his thoughts and walk towards Cen Yuan.
Here, Cen Yuan briefly talked about his physical condition.
He was in pain like that in the morning, but when he told it, he said it in a rather relaxed tone, which almost made people think that his stomach problem was indeed not serious.
After listening to his words, Xu Xingli took the initiative to say: "Then during the next recording of the show, I will prepare millet porridge for you in the morning, millet porridge is good for the stomach." β
He is kind in his bones, always thinking about helping others.
It's just that Cen Yuan waved his hand and said, "It's okay, don't be so troublesome, I'll just drink some milk by myself." β
Xu Xingli nodded: "Okay, you must pay attention to yourself." β
At this time, the director began to arrange the task: "Hello everyone, I am going to announce the task for the afternoon. We all eat fruit every day, but do you know where fruit comes from? In order to let the children figure this out, our program team contacted an orchard, and we could go to the orchard to pick fruits together in the afternoon. β
The children were really looking forward to this task, and they were all jumping in place.
Duo'er asked a little worriedly, "Are there any big dogs in the orchard?" The games I play have big dogs in them. β
He Mumu suddenly stood up and said quite manly: "Don't worry, even if there is a big dog, the nest can help the mud run away!" β
Duo'er said happily: "Mu Mu, the mud is really amazing!" β
He Mumu was praised, and Mei Zizi said: "The nest can not only drive away the big dog, but also drive away the brain axe~"
As soon as these words came out, Doudou and Hao Hao also turned their eyes to He Mumu and looked at him intently.
Doudou asked curiously, "Mud can even drive away with a brain axe?" β
He Mumu nodded heavily: "And the nest can also drive away dinosaurs!" β
Duo'er and Doudou looked adoring: "Wow! β
Although Hao Hao didn't speak, he kept staring at He Mumu.
Duo'er was curious: "When did you chase away the brain axe and the dinosaurs?" β
He Mumu said proudly: "In a dream~"
[Hahaha! So I drove a spaceship in my dream, did I really drive it? γ
[Mu Mu just spoke seriously, I was really deceived! ] γ
[Upstairs is so cute, let's not talk about tigers, where did the dinosaurs come from? γ
The children's world is simple and pure, and they feel that He Mumu is quite powerful even if he has chased away the fierce tigers and dinosaurs in his dreams, so they have asked for details.
"Does the Brain Axe really look like a cat?"
"Why didn't the dinosaurs step on you, did they run and fall?"
He Mumu explained them one by one quite patiently, and as she spoke, her mouth almost dried up~
He raised his hand and said, "Pause first, I want to drink strawberry milk~"
After saying that, he walked on his short legs and ran upstairs to the bedroom.
Two minutes later, He Mumu came down again.
He was holding four cartons of milk in his arms.
Obviously, he not only drank it himself, but also took a box for the rest of the children.
[Woo woo, Mu Mu is so generous! ] γ
[When Mu Mu was obedient, she was really soft and cute. γ
[Think of the time when he lost his temper and then lay on the ground and rolled around......]
[Hahaha, upstairs is too damaged. γ
After He Mumu distributed the milk to the children, Duo'er and Doudou politely said thank you.
When He Mumu walked towards Hao Hao with the milk, Han Xuzhou's eyes followed his steps closely.
He Mumu walked up to Hao Hao and handed him the milk: "Here, drink milk~"
Hao Hao shook his head.
He Mumu handed the milk forward again: "Let's drink it together, strawberry flavored, it's very sweet~"
After Hao Hao paused for a long time, he finally reached out and took the carton of milk, and then opened his mouth in a low voice: "Thank you." β
Han Xuzhou watched this scene from the sidelines, and was full of emotion for a while.
This baby Zong, he really came to the right place.
[It's so touching, sure enough, the friendship between children is the purest. γ
[My male god should be about to cry by now.] γ
[I've always been worried that Hao Hao won't speak, but now it seems that as long as he finds the right way, he will slowly get better. γ
Just when everyone was moved, Cen Yuan on the side suddenly said: "What about my milk?" β
He Mumu didn't expect Cen Yuan to want it, and immediately said: "Mud is not~"
Only children can drink strawberry milk, and his stepfather is an adult!
When Cen Yuan heard this, he lowered his eyes and sighed, "Okay, then I won't drink it." β
He looked like a stomach ache in bed in the morning.
He Mumu was a little stunned, and then hesitated for a long time, and finally made up his mind and said: "Wait for the mud, go and get it for the mud." β
After saying that, he climbed upstairs again with his little short legs.
In fact, he didn't want to give his stepfather to drink, if he wanted to blame him, his stepfather was too squeamish, what if he fainted again?
However, what He Mumu didn't know was that as soon as he ran away, Cen Yuan raised his head with a triumphant smile in his eyes.
[Mu Mu, come back soon, you were deceived by your father again! ] γ
[Hahaha, I feel that if I chase Wazong for a while, I will feel sorry for Mu Mu. γ
[He Mumu: Can you be less routine and more sincere? γ