57 Chapter 57
After the group finished drawing the snowman shape they were going to build, they went out to the open space outside.
Cen Yuan has put on his down jacket again.
When a gust of wind blew, it blew the broken hair on his forehead and the fluff on his down jacket and hat, and the snowflakes fell on him one after another. His figure is thin, even wearing a down jacket can't reduce the feeling of thinness, and when he stands in the snow like this, there is a fragile and pitiful beauty, which makes people speechless.
The photographer seized the opportunity and quickly pushed the camera closer and came up with a super large close-up. is completely slapped, and even the tiny fluff on Cen Yuan's face can be seen clearly.
[The program team understands traffic!!] γ
[Ahhh γ
[My sick beauty wife, Sihasha, I really want to hug someone, my arms are warm!! [No, Cen Yuan is mine, don't rob me with anyone!!] γ
Cen Yuan and He Mumu chose a place where the snow was particularly thick and clean. But the problem is that no matter how good the site they choose, it is impossible to build a castle.
Cen Yuan took the picture of the castle and sighed silently.
Then he turned his head to He Mumu and said, "Mumu, from an objective point of view, we can't build such a complex snowman, so it's better to give up early." As long as we give up fast enough, the difficulties will not catch up with us. "
Their picture of the castle is really complicated, with all kinds of cumbersome structures, which is dazzling to see.
Obviously, the program team deliberately set up such a picture, directly adjusted the difficulty level to hell mode, and then watched the guests in a hurry, so as to compare with the guests who drew the other four pictures.
However, He Mumu is quite active now, his face is full of fighting spirit, and he waved his little fist and said: "No, we can't give up, how can we be defeated by such a little difficulty?"
Cen Yuan:
"
He raised his eyebrows, looked at He Mumu and said, "Are you serious?"
He Mumu said loudly: "Yes!"
He is a brave child, how can he easily admit defeat? Only brave children can become superhuman and save the world!!
As an experienced adult, Cen Yuan knew the difficulty of this mission, so he persuaded again: "I think we should give up."
anyway
If it were according to the standards of the program team, they would definitely not be able to eat dinner tonight.
However, He Mumu was still very persistent, and her big eyes became a little brighter: "No! We must succeed!"
Cen Yuan:
He didn't know where He Mumu's kid suddenly came up with such a powerful belief, but he didn't say anything, but sighed and said, "Okay, then I'll try it with you."
After speaking, he took out a small pair of children's waterproof gloves and handed them to He Mumu: "Come, put it on."
He Mumu took the gloves with high morale, and then began to put them on his little hands. As a result, he wore it left and right, and tried for a long time, but even if he tried to breastfeed, he could not successfully put the gloves on.
He Mumu was dumbfounded.
These gloves are so hard to wear?
He gritted his little white teeth again, and tried hard, but he still didn't put them in. So he had no choice but to turn his head to ask Cen Yuan for help, and said aggrievedly: "This glove is specifically against me, and I can't even wear it!"
Cen Yuan glanced at He Mumu's gloves, and then was silent for a moment before continuing: "You wear them backwards." β
He Mumu:
Huh?
[Hahahaha, I'm about to be laughed to death by Mu Mu, did I fail at this first step? ] [I thought it was a snowman king, but it was actually a bronze.] [Upstairs, how can you say that about our Mu Mu? It's obviously not as good as bronze. Doghead .jpgγ
[Anyway, this wave of variety show effects is full. γ
[The variety show effect is full and one! ] I kind of understand why the program team invited Cen Yuan and his son in the first place, just because they took a fancy to the variety show effect of the father and son, right? There are several times in the show because their father and son are out of the circle. γ
In fact, when the program team invited Cen Yuan's father and son, it was really unclear that they would have such a variety show effect. They just liked Cen Yuan as a black and red artist, the kind that can cause a lot of heated discussions every time he appears. The program team took a fancy to his characteristics and felt that it could facilitate some operations in the later stage.
Who knew that after Cen Yuan appeared on the show, he was like a different person, he didn't wear those spicy eye makeup, and he didn't do some scolding behavior, but he was once out of the circle because of his appearance, and there were all kinds of weird and funny points on his body, which can be said to be the traffic responsibility of their show.
This was completely unexpected by the program team, but in any case, they made a lot of money this time. Especially the director, who falls asleep every day and wakes up with a smile.
In the snow.
He Mumu stretched out his hand and let Cen Yuan put gloves on him, feeling a little embarrassed. He even wears gloves and wears them backwards? Good, so humiliating!
The main reason is that when he used to be at home, he didn't have to wear gloves at all, and every time he went out to play in winter, several servants followed him, some put gloves on him, some put scarves on him, in short, he didn't have to make a little effort on his own.
This also caused him to not even know that the gloves were worn backwards.
He Mumu endured that bit of shame in front of the camera and asked Cen Yuan to put gloves on him.
After putting it on, in order to save his precarious face, he immediately waved his little fist again and said: "Look, I'll start building a snowman right away!"
Cen Yuan's enthusiasm was not high, but he still reluctantly cooperated with his performance: "Okay, let's start then." Next, father and son began to build the castle.
Even the simplest foundation took them half a day. The main thing is that there is also a ring of railings around this castle, which is also inexplicable! It seems that the program team has done everything to rectify them.
Cen Yuan pinched the railing with his hand and sighed: "Mu Mu, you really don't think about giving up?"
He Mumu shook his head decisively, and then glanced at Cen Yuan with some disgust: "You give up too easily!" When Cen Yuan heard this, he raised his eyebrows. Yo, the little bunny is pretty crazy!
However, Cen Yuan was an even more crazy adult, and said decisively: "Okay, if you want to do what you say today, you must make this castle, otherwise, there will be punishment."
He Mumu chuckled in his heart, then looked at Cen Yuan and said, "What is the punishment?" Cen Yuan said leisurely: "The punishment is that you have to share half of the strawberry milk you brought this time." He Mumu: "??"
Stepdad is so hateful, why do you always think about his strawberry milk!! Seeing that He Mumu didn't speak, Cen Yuan asked again, "How is it, do you agree?" He Mumu paused for a moment, and nodded firmly: "Okay!" Anyway, he was convinced that he could pile up this castle.
[It's over, Mu Mu's strawberry milk is dangerous! ] γ
[Who doesn't love strawberry milk, I've already ordered and drunk several bottles. [To be honest, I also ordered the same strawberry milk because of Mu Mu! ] γAdd one to your order!γ γPlace an order plus two!γ γγ.. γ
Because He Mumu made a bet with Cen Yuan, he stacked the castle harder. While he was piling up, he also supervised Cen Yuan: "You don't want to be because of and
I bet that I'm lazy. β
Cen Yuan nodded casually: "No problem." Anyway, he believed that in the end, He Mumu was the one who took the initiative to surrender.
Just when the father and son had just finished building the foundation of the castle, Xu Xingli and Duo'er's group had already completed the task first. After all, they just need to pile up an apple, how slow can they be?
The staff of the program team stepped forward to check it, and then announced that Xu Xingli and their group could return to the house, and the rest of the guests would continue to work hard
Xu Xingli took Duo'er by the hand, said goodbye to everyone, and then walked towards the warm room.
The rest of the people looked at this scene, and it was called a envy.
After all, it was already getting dark, and the wind was blowing on their cheeks, so who wouldn't want to go back to the warmth of the room and eat a delicious meal?
With Xu Xingli's group as an example, the rest of the people worked harder.
After a while, Han Xuzhou finished the chairs of their group and returned to the house. And then there is the ordinary snowman of Jiang Yi's group. Finally, it was Li Shuo's puppy that was completed by himself.
Because the program team has regulations, each group of guests can only complete their own tasks and cannot help each other, so after the others complete their tasks, they all go back to the house.
Li Shuo wanted to help Cen Yuan and them, and walked a few steps towards the position of the father and son, but he was also urged by the staff. So Li Shuo had no choice but to say to Cen Yuan: "Then I'll go into the house and wait for you in the house." Cen Yuan didn't raise his head, and waved his hand casually: "Okay."
Li Shuo glanced at Cen Yuan several more times, and then left step by step.
[Eh, didn't I say it, is this Li Shuo sure he has no idea about Cen Yuan? [I feel that his eyes are eager to stick to Cen Yuan's body. I'm also curious to see how they'll develop. γ
Soon, only the lonely figures of Cen Yuan and He Mumu, the father and son, were left in the empty snow.
He Mumu looked at the people who entered the house one after another in a daze, a little dumbfounded, and said blankly: "Why are they all gone?"
Cen Yuan replied calmly while pinching the snow, "Because they have all completed their tasks." β
When He Mumu heard this, he said with a blank eye: "Then when will we be able to finish it?"
Cen Yuan looked at the castle, which was less than a tenth of the pile, and predicted, "It will probably be twelve o'clock tonight."
He Mumu: "!!"
He visibly exploded: "So, for so long?" How is this with him
It's not the same as I imagined.
In his imagination, he should have super explosive power like a superman, and then complete the task in three or two clicks. However, the imagination is beautiful, but the reality is cruel!
Cen Yuan has become such an unhurried person now, the action of building the castle in his hands has not stopped, and he said slowly: "I warned you a long time ago, but you didn't listen to yourself."
After speaking, he also raised his eyes, glanced at He Mumu, and then added meaningfully; "This is called not listening to the old man, and suffering a loss in front of you."
He Mumu: "......" stepdad is too good! Is this mocking him? In order not to lose face in front of Cen Yuan, He Mumu decisively gritted his teeth and continued to build the castle desperately.
Ten minutes later, however.
He Mumu looked at the castle that seemed to have solidified, stopped what he was doing, and then quietly glanced at Cen Yuan, and then looked at it again.
At this time, Cen Yuan suddenly spoke: "If you have something, just say it." "
He Mumu was taken aback. The stepfather didn't even look up, how did he know that he was looking at him?
It's just that it's all paved here, and He Mumu can only squirm and open his mouth: "Or, let's not get it, right?" After speaking, he still looked at Cen Yuan expectantly. He felt that his stepfather would definitely agree to him, after all, his stepfather wanted to give up from the beginning, didn't he?
As a result, Cen Yuan was not in a hurry at this time, but said leisurely: "How can you give up so easily, didn't you say that you must complete it?"
Mumu He: "......" Qaq! How did he know this thing was so difficult?
[I knew it was the end!!] γ
[Hahahaha, after all, Mu Mu didn't expect it to be so troublesome to build a castle! ] γQuack! Cen Yuan, this is anti-guest-oriented! γCen Yuan: I asked you to give up if you don't give up, now you have to give up, it's too late! γ
He Mumu saw that Cen Yuan was still continuing to build a snowman unhurriedly, and he suddenly became a little anxious, and he touched himself
was already a little hungry, and then said to Cen Yuan: "I really don't want to pile it up anymore!"
I'm so hungry!
If it really piles up until twelve o'clock, he will definitely be so hungry that he can't even speak, Cen Yuan raised his eyes and glanced at He Mumu calmly: "It's really not piled up?" He Mumu nodded firmly: Don't pile it up!
Cen Yuan suddenly threw away the snow in his hand, and then raised his eyebrows and smiled: This is what you said, then you will lose, but you have to take your strawberries
Half of the milk was given to me.
He Mumu: ......
I almost forgot about this stubble!
[Hahaha, sure enough, strawberry milk still couldn't escape the fate of being sent out after all! ] [Isn't this a matter of course, how could Mu Mu be able to beat his scheming father? Doghead .jpgγ
He Mumu was reluctant to strawberry milk.
But right now, he is really tired, even if he is reluctant, he can only nod with tears: "Okay, I'll give it to you." Anyway, he didn't want to build a snowman until twelve.
When Cen Yuan heard He Mumu say that, he immediately stood up, patted the snow on his hand and said, "Okay, then let's go." He Mumu decisively followed behind Cen Yuan, intending to move forward.
At this time, the staff of the program team hurriedly reminded: "Teacher Cen Yuan, the rule this time is that if you don't complete the task, you can't go back to the house for dinner."
Of course, it is impossible for the program team to really let the guests build snowmen in the cold wind until twelve o'clock, they just want to keep Cen Yuan and them for an hour or two, and then shoot the miserable picture of their father and son in the wind and snow, and then add some erhu music in the later stage, the effect is absolutely very good.
It's a pity that the program team underestimated Cen Yuan.
Will Cen Yuan be the kind of person who wrongs himself because of others? Definitely not.
Cen Yuan immediately said to the staff: "It's okay, we don't plan to go back to the house for dinner." The staff was a little confused and said, "So where are you going?"
Cen Yuan said with a smile: Go to the surrounding people to eat, the program team doesn't stipulate that you can't go to eat, right? The place where they came to shoot the show this time was a village. There are still a lot of people around, and it is time for the meal, and each of them is lit up, and there is a faint smell of rice.
Staff member:......
So blame them for not thinking it through so thoroughly?
At this time, the director's voice came from the staff's ears: "Let them go and eat." After all, in the director's opinion, these guests are generally very thin-skinned, and they must be embarrassed to go directly to a stranger's house to eat.
At that time, the laughter may be more dense than leaving the guests in place to build a snowman.
After listening to the director's instructions, the staff immediately said to Cen Yuan and them: "Okay, Teacher Cen Yuan, you can go. But I would venture to ask, do you have any unique experience with rubbing rice?
Cen Yuan led He Mumu to the nearest family
As he walked, he said leisurely: Experience? No.
Staff member:..
You don't even have experience with rice? How did you do that?
The staff laughed dryly twice, relieved the embarrassment, and then continued to ask Cen Yuan: "Then in your opinion, what do you need to do to go to a stranger's house to eat?
Cen Yuan really thought for a few seconds, and then said: First of all, you have to be tactful, and then step by step, slowly express to the other party that you want to eat.
After hearing this, the staff said with a smile: "It seems that Mr. Cen still has a lot of experience, so we'll wait and see."
As soon as the two had finished their conversation, a woman of about forty appeared in front of the front room.
When the woman appeared, saying that it was too late and that it was too fast, Cen Yuan immediately spoke enthusiastically: "Good evening, eldest sister, are you preparing dinner?"
The eldest sister was startled by the few people who appeared, but she still responded with a smile: "Yes, I just cooked a meal."
Cen Yuan's eyes lit up suddenly: That's great, can we come to your house for dinner?
Staff member:......
What about the euphemism that is good?
What about the good step-by-step?
You're too direct, aren't you!!
γit!γ What level of social cow is Cen Yuan! γ
[I really want to have Cen Yuan's social skills, my requirements are not high, and I can have one-third of Cen Yuan's. γ
[The phobic people of this society are amazed, I am the kind of person who even has to be mentally prepared to go out and throw away a garbage, for fear of accidentally meeting someone. γ
[The sister upstairs is me, and every time I go out, I can't wait to pick a good day and an auspicious day, and it's best not to meet one person. γ
[I really like people like Cen Yuan! ] γ
[There will always be something unexpected on Cen Yuan's body. Soon, related social platforms also had hot searches. #ε²ζ² θΉι₯##ε²ζ² ε§ε©#
As soon as these two hot searches were released, they immediately attracted more passers-by to watch.
[Come inexplicably, see how the Sheniu rubs rice! ] γ
[Isn't this Cen Yuan the third-tier male star who had a particularly bad reputation before? ] [Go back upstairs, it's him, but now Cen Yuan is completely different from before, you can come to Wazong to take a look first, of course
I'll review it later
Price. γ
[Hahahaha, I only watched a clip taken by the blogger, and then I was almost laughed to death by this person, Cen Yuan, right? ] Follow! γ
In reality.
After listening to Cen Yuan's words, the eldest sister greeted very enthusiastically: "Okay, I have made a lot of food tonight, let's all come in and eat together."
Cen Yuan smiled decisively and said, "Thank you, eldest sister." After speaking, he led He Mumu to the house.
At this time, the staff whispered to Cen Yuan on the side: "Fortunately, this eldest sister is good and willing to take you for dinner." Teacher Cen, have you ever thought about what to do if you are rejected, wouldn't it be embarrassing?
Cen Yuan pondered for a moment, then nodded: "It seems to be a little embarrassing."
The staff thought that they had finally found Cen Yuan's social weakness, and immediately said excitedly: "Right? If you do get rejected, what do you do?
Who knew that Cen Yuan said with an indifferent face: If this one doesn't work, just replace the next one, otherwise what else can I do?
Staff member:......
The embarrassment we two are talking about, are we sure it's the same thing?
[Hahaha, I feel the sadness of the staff, and I can't talk about this topic anymore. [In short, Cen Yuan is the kind of person who is embarrassed as long as I am not embarrassed, and the embarrassment is someone else! ] [I was eating and almost burst out laughing. γ
Soon, Cen Yuan and He Mumu went to the eldest sister's house for dinner. Father and son were beckoned to sit down at the table.
The meal of this eldest sister's family is very delicious at first glance, and there are three dishes in total, namely green pepper back to the pot meat, stir-fried potato chips, and seaweed egg drop soup.
The eldest sister served a meal to the father and son, and said, "You guys are filming a show, right?"
Cen Yuan nodded: Yes, I'm filming the baby Zong.
When he said this, he sat upright, his back was straight, and he was very good-looking, so he gave people the feeling of a very cultivated young master of a rich and noble family.
The eldest sister put the rice in front of him and said a little crampedly: "We are all home-cooked food, I don't know if you can get used to it."
Cen Yuan immediately said: How come? That's already good. Don't you know, our program team is very pitiful, and we are usually required to cook by ourselves, and my skills are less than half of yours.
The eldest sister was amused and laughed.
The staff of the program team
Member:...... This guest, don't forget that it's live now!!
[Hahaha, it can be seen that the staff has already wanted to step forward and cover Cen Yuan's mouth. [But it's true, hasn't the program team always asked everyone to cook by themselves? ] [Cen Yuan is a person who makes the program team tremble. γ
[Fortunately, even if Cen Yuan broke the news, he would be measured, so that he would not be as unscrupulous as others. γJiang Yi: Meow meow? Is this other person referring to me? γ
Soon, Cen Yuan and He Mumu both had dinner.
He Mumu was very hungry now, holding his bowl and pulling the rice seriously. Usually, he either looks around or runs around when he eats, and he always refuses to eat properly.
Now he sits obediently and skillfully in his position to eat, not to mention how cute he is.
He wore a beanie, the brim of which covered the part above his eyebrows, so that his large eyes were particularly conspicuous, sparkling, black and shiny, and his cheeks were fleshy, and his skin could be blown apart, and he was completely a milk ball with red lips and white teeth.
In addition, he occasionally shook his head, and the plush ball on the top of his head shook and shook, which simply shook people's hearts.
No one can resist such He Mumu.
The eldest sister was the same, she looked at He Mumu with a smile for a long time, and then said to her husband, who had not spoken beside her, "Go and bring the pears in the storage room."
Although the eldest sister's husband is very introverted and doesn't like to talk, he looks like a good man who is honest and takes care of his family.
Cen Yuan didn't know what the pear in the eldest sister's mouth was at first. He thought it was just an ordinary one.
As a result, after the eldest brother took out a bag, the eldest sister took it, and then took out a somewhat black pear from the bag.
Cen Yuan reacted for two seconds before realizing that this was a frozen pear! He had only seen pictures of frozen pears before, but he didn't expect to see them with his own eyes now.
He Mumu was also attracted by the black pear, chewing the contents of his mouth while looking at the pear intently.
At this time, the eldest sister put the frozen pear in front of He Mumu and said with a smile: Little doll, you look so cute, Auntie will give you frozen pears to eat.
He Mumu was still quite polite at this time, and said in a milky voice: Thank you, Auntie.
The eldest sister immediately laughed from ear to ear: "Hey, that's good!"
At this time, the eldest sister again
He took one out of the bag and handed it to Cen Yuan: "Come on."
Cen Yuan was stunned for a moment: "I also have a share?"
The eldest sister smiled: "Of course, both of you father and son are quite likable."
[Ahhh [I don't know why, this scene looks so warm!! ] [Side quest, the rice was successful, and two frozen pears were obtained. γ
After Cen Yuan and He Mumu finished eating, they repeatedly thanked the eldest sister and them before leaving. Both father and son had eaten their fill of the meal, so they walked slowly and leisurely in the direction of their residence, and by the way, they ate and ate by the way. He Mumu curiously took the pear in his hand: Why is this pear black? Cen Yuan said casually: Because it's frozen.
To be honest, Cen Yuan doesn't know much about the specific production method of frozen pears, probably because they have been frozen?
Who knew that when He Mumu heard this, he was shocked and said: "Will it turn black if it is frozen? Aren't we also frozen when we stay in such a cold and snowy place?
Cen Yuan didn't expect He Mumu's brain hole to be so big, so he smiled decisively and said: "Yes, so you must do a good job of keeping warm these days, otherwise, it will also become dark."
He Mumu imagined himself becoming black, and his expression instantly became nervous. He doesn't want to be black! Otherwise, when he comes home, Dad won't recognize him!!