Cliché beginnings

When the distant Hongmeng world is far away, there is a fairy energy full, the spiritual power is abundant, a flower and a grass can become an immortal, a mountain and a water are full of spirits, the living beings in the world are deep and long, and the spirit has to hold a meeting to spit out the essence of the sun and the moon, and then began to pursue the supreme avenue, and there is the only one among the spirits who are favored by the god Wa, born with wisdom, born with spirits, the speed of cultivating the avenue is several times faster than the creatures next to it, and then stand out among the spirits, gather and live, learn from each other, and grow stronger and stronger......

Then into a clan into a village, build a city and a country, and then many people got a peek at the avenue, cultivated into a positive fruit, so the immortal soared down to look down on all beings, so the human race felt invincible in the universe, but killed each other, at the beginning it was just the land between people, between countries, and then even those immortals who had the way also participated, so that the war lasted for thousands of years, died tens of thousands of people, and hit the heaven and earth to change, Kyushu wailed, corpses were all over the field, rivers and mountains were sad, and in the end the world finally couldn't stand the toss of the immortals, In a shocking sound, it fell apart into countless pieces, shot away in all directions, and turned into thousands of worlds.

And among the thousands of worlds, there are those who are like blue stars, abandoning the Great Dao and pursuing the path of human skills that are ossified by steel and iron, and there are also those who cultivate immortals and want to restore the grand situation of the ancient immortal gates, and there are those who have fallen into the demon path and the whole world is fierce and fierce, and there are those who are worldly mortals who are in charge of the way, and the immortal gate is far away from the world of the end of the world, and this story happened in one of the worlds......

Mid-Autumn Festival night, Taiyin hangs high, white thousands of miles, Hui Hui envelops the whole earth, at this time it is the time of the year when Taiyin is closest to this world, a little Taoist person, standing on the top of the mountain, the eyesight can faintly see the heavenly palace overlapping, the ear seems to be able to hear the ethereal fairy music bursts, the palace is called Guanghan, only the extreme eyesight can not see the Chang'e fairy dancing on the top, the jade rabbit pounds medicine, Wu Gang cuts down trees......

"Old Taoist priest...... Road...... The old thief ...... Dead Cow Nose ......"

There is a Taoist temple in the mountains, the year of completion is a little long, and no one has offered incense for a long time, the temple in it has run early, only a few remnants of the wall remain, two pieces of broken tiles, the side hall on both sides of the green tile is broken for most of the time, from the top of the head to cast a large piece of Taiyin light, shining on the top of the head of the immortal statues enshrined in the hall, reflecting the missing nose, the discolored mud blank, the kind and compassionate smile is quite weird, plus the cobwebs between the beams and the top of the head, the reflection is very gloomy.

The side hall is dilapidated, the main hall is fine, the tiles above the head are complete, and the three main statues in the hall are clean and clean, although it is a long time, the color is a little mottled, but above the old confession below, the fragrance of Nana and the clean wild fruits in a few old plates show that these three immortals are still suffering from the incense of the world.

"Old thief ......"

A figure with two large paper bags in both hands, shouting loudly while rushing in from outside,

"Old fellow, are you dead?"

The man approached the confession, reached out and lifted the hanging cloth, looked at the lower head, stretched out his foot and kicked the lower head,

"Old fellow, are you dead?"

In the shadows under the confession, someone finally moved, and scolded in a vague voice,

"Ugh! You don't respect the teacher, and you kick the Dao Master again, are you itchy skin? ”

The man who spoke snorted and sneered,

"Dao Ye is a fart! Today's fifteenth, it's time for the morning of Master Zu, Master Dao, you have come out to kowtow! ”

After that, put the things in his hand on the confession case, borrowed the oil lamp on the case, but it was two big oil paper bags, the man opened one of them, revealing a fat chicken with an oily butt inside, she pushed the oil paper forward, and opened the other one, but it was half of the pig's head that was marinated red and bright, and this hand wiped it on the back of the buttocks to clean his hands, and took the incense on the side, lit it respectfully, and then respectfully took a step back, knelt down and kowtowed to the three statues on his head,

"Three ancestors, celebrate the festival today, give you three some good ......"

said the rules and kowtowed, just as she knocked her head down, the black shadow under the case smelled the fragrance of roast chicken and braised pig's head, and suddenly swooped out from under the case, stretched out her thin hands and grabbed the case,

"Old fellow, you dare!"

The man screamed, jumped up on the spot as soon as his body flicked, and kicked the other party's ass from behind, the thin figure seemed to know that she had this, and immediately twisted his thin waist, and his ass magically moved half a foot to the side, avoiding a kick behind his head, and his hands still stretched out to the desk,

"Hey, hey! It's still my ......."

The old Taoist priest was proud, pouting his ass and grabbing the desk, seeing that he was about to succeed, but he knew that there was a flower in front of him, the roast chicken and the braised pig's head on the case, suddenly disappeared out of thin air, he grabbed the air with both hands, and then the buttocks were a pain, and a strong force came, and the person hit the case, and the old Taoist priest turned around angrily and shouted,

"You unfilial thing, Lao Tzu has raised you for decades!"

The person behind him sneered, holding two oil-paper bags in both hands, and looked at him with a pair of dark eyes that seemed to be smiling.

"You scold again! Try scolding again, and see if you have any drink tonight! ”

"Uh......"

When the old Taoist priest heard that there was wine to drink, he immediately touched his nose, took away the fierce and evil appearance, put on a disdainful appearance, and waved his hand,

"Go, go, go! Respect the ancestor first, Lao Tzu is rare for your little things! ”

"Humph!"

The other party sneered, put the roast chicken and braised pig's head back again, and then bowed down reverently,

"Don't blame Master Zu, this old guy is ignorant, he offended your old man, and if you want to condemn all the guilt to him, it's none of my business, but I can't break the marriage line of my disciple......"

The old Taoist priest rolled his eyes as he listened, and sat cross-legged on the ground.

"Master Zu doesn't care about marriage, you have begged Master Zu for more than ten years, and I haven't seen you get married!"

It's okay if he doesn't say it, as soon as he said this, he immediately provoked the anger of the other party, and after finishing the salute, he jumped up and scolded,

"You have a good face, if you hadn't drilled into a place where there were few people, and took me to hide in Tibet for twenty-five years, I wouldn't have been able to get married......"

On this ten-mile mountain, except for the mountain spirits and wild monsters, just the two of them, who will she marry, marry the pine tree spirit on the mountain or the wild boar monster in the ravine?

The old Taoist priest shrank his neck, a little unreasonable, and said with a smile,

"Ahh Don't you be angry......"

As he spoke, he gestured a finger at her,

"There is still a whole month, as long as it is the fifteenth of the next month, we will be able to go out of the mountain, when we get out of the mountain, I will find you a handsome son of the family as a husband, and then draw a birth talisman for you, and you will be held two in three years, and six in five years!"

"Phew!"

The angry man took a sip of him, turned around and picked up the roast chicken and the pig's head and walked outside.

"I believe in a ghost! You're a bad old man, you're ruthless! ”

This old Taoist priest is not good at learning, nine times out of ten times the painting is not allowed, they go down the mountain to catch ghosts to earn silver, often because the old Taoist Taoist is not good, the ghost hunting is not successful, but is caught by the ghost, how many times the master makes things out of the house.

has been beaten a lot, she also knows that the old Taoist priest is unreliable, since the age of eight she has learned to draw talismans to catch ghosts, so many years, it can also be said that it is out of the blue, in recent years, the old Taoist Taoist Taoism has declined greatly, ghost hunting is not done, all rely on themselves, but also fortunately they beat Xiao Zaohui, and they have relied on themselves early, otherwise they would have starved to death, and there will be a day when they hate to marry!

Although people in this world live a long life, it is common for ordinary people to live for a hundred years, and cultivators understand the method of longevity and longevity, and it is common to live for two or three hundred years, but a woman like her who can't marry at nearly thirty years old is very rare, she is really afraid that she will die of old age in the mountains, and she will still be a yellow flower girl for the rest of her life!

As she spoke, she had already gone out of the temple gate, and the silver glow was scattered outside, bright and bright, she pulled a legless table under the corridor to the big tree in the courtyard, and found a stone to cushion it, and then put the chicken and pig's head on it, and when she turned around, she saw the old Taoist priest walking behind her, a pair of eyes thief eyes, and the thief looked straight at the table,

"What are you doing?"

The old Taoist priest said with a smile,

"Eleven, even if we have already paid homage to our ancestors, it's time for us to eat, right?"

Gu Shiyi rolled his eyes and waved his hand,

"Go, go! Go get the chopsticks! ”

When the old Taoist priest saw her relieved, he was immediately overjoyed, answered, turned around and went to the stove room built with wood and thatch, and when he came back, he saw that there was already a jar of wine on the table, and he smiled so hard that he couldn't see it.

"You've made a lot of money today, and you've even bought wine......

After that, I couldn't wait to take it, tore open the wine stopper and smelled it.

"It's the old Wang's family in the town under the mountain, and the wine they sell is mixed with water, and it's bland!"

Disgusted in his mouth, but not idle in his hands, he poured himself a bowl of wine, he didn't look up at Gu Shiyi, he didn't see this child who had been around him since he was a child, a trace of strangeness flashed in his eyes, Gu Shiyi snorted,

"I'm not here for you to drink, today's Mid-Autumn Festival, I'm thinking that today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, the day of family reunion, I bought it for myself!"

The old Taoist priest was aroused by the guilt in his heart by her words, and he couldn't help but laugh, and said carefully,

"That'...... I will drink with you, drink with you, our master and apprentice are also reunited! ”

After saying that, he poured another bowl for her, Gu Shiyi glanced at him, picked up his own bowl, the master and apprentice made a bowl first, the old Taoist priest drank it in one go, wiped his mouth and said suspiciously,

"Lao Niu's wine is not mixed with water today?"

Gu Shiyi snorted,

"I'm going to their house today to catch the drunkard, if he dares to give me the wine to make water, I will put the drunkard back, and let them see the bottom of the wine jar!"

The old Taoist priest laughed when he heard this,

"Very good, very good, that old cow is not honest in business, so he should be cleaned up like this!"

As he spoke, he tore a chicken leg for her, and pulled another one himself, raised the bowl and said to her,

"Eleven, let's drink!"

Gu Shiyi nodded, the two of them looked up at each drink, and dried up the wine in one go, these two people have been in this deep mountain for several years, they have eaten a lot of game on weekdays, and there is no shortage of meat, but Gu Shiyi's craftsmanship is also a person who can't eat immortals, not to mention the old Taoist, and this roast chicken and pig's head are the signature dishes bought by Liu Er Mazi in the town under the mountain, and the taste is naturally the best, that is the roast chicken into the flavor, the pig's head is soft and rotten, the entrance is fresh and fragrant, and when you bite it, you feel that the tip of the tongue is fragrant, and the throat is beautiful......

The two of them were not polite, snoring for a while, and eating wine like a whirlwind, the old Taoist priest has wine and food today, and because there is still a whole month, the big thing in his heart is about to happen, that is to let go of his arms and eat and drink, he didn't notice at all, Gu Shiyi drank all the wine except for the first three bowls, and the wine at the back was poured into his own bowl, the old Taoist priest drank the wine to the bowl, and drank not a drop, Gu Shiyi looked at him with a strange expression, and saw that the old Taoist priest was almost in place, and suddenly asked,

"Old Taoist, I was abducted by you when I was five years old, and twenty-five years have passed in a blink of an eye, but you tell me, why have you been hiding for so many years?"

The old Taoist priest laughed when he heard this, his old face was flushed with oily red, and he waved his hand and said,

"Heaven must not be divulged ......"

He put up another finger and said,

"There's another whole month, another whole month, and as soon as this thing passes, you'll be able to get married......"

"That'...... Tell me, why is there another whole month? ”

"This ...... Hiccup......"

The old Taoist priest burped, and even Gu Shiyi on the other side of the table smelled it, Gu Shiyi frowned, and the old Taoist priest smiled,

"Well, this timing is the result of the old Taoist priest's rehearsal and calculation with the sixty-four hexagrams of that week, thirty years! For thirty years, the old Taoist priest and I are also bitter! ”

Speaking of this, it touched his heart, and he actually shed two muddy old tears, pulled the dirty cuffs to wipe his tears, Gu Shiyi rolled his eyes,

"What affliction do you have, do you suffer from me? I left home at a young age, wandered around with you, ate the last meal and didn't eat the next meal, I was originally a lady with fine clothes and food, okay! ”

The old Taoist priest shook his head again and again when he heard this,

"Although your family is a high-ranking family, but you are a motherless child, what kind of eldest lady, if it weren't for the old Taoist priest to get you out, you are afraid that there will be no bones left that they have eaten!"

Gu Shiyi knew that he was telling the truth, so he sighed, although she was only five years old when she left home, she was talented and had opened her wisdom early, knowing that her father and mother were both from a family, and the marriage was the decision of the two families. I fell in love with a barbarian from the north, it is said that this person is tall and strong, with a horizontal face, and then his mother followed the wild man and ran away, which made a big fuss, so that the two families were disgraced, and their own father talked about her mother, which was also gritted teeth, and hated it.