Chapter 35: The Angry Monkey
Gu Shiyi accompanied the careful cleaning of the sheepfold, and served the little monkey, the little monkey was very well-behaved, just didn't eat, the old man gave a basket of fresh fruits, there were red, yellow, white, smelling the fragrance and I don't know what kind of fruit it was, Gu Shiyi worked for a day, a piece of water and rice was not eaten, and the chest of the hungry was attached to the back, this time the child smelled the fragrance of the fruit, saliva surged, Gu Shiyi resisted the urge to send the fruit to his mouth, coaxed the little monkey,
"Good ...... You smell it, this fruit is fragrant, you take a bite! ”
The little monkey turned his face away and refused to pay attention to her, Gu Shiyi coaxed it again,
"You smell it, it's delicious, eat it quickly, children want to eat, if you don't eat, you won't grow tall, no one likes it, no one likes it, you will be a single dog for 10,000 years like your sister!"
"Squeak......
The little monkey grinned at Gu Shiyi, let out a mocking laugh, still pursed his mouth, Gu Shiyi sank his face and frightened when he saw that he couldn't coax it.
"You don't eat or not, you don't eat and you're going to be spanked!"
The little monkey looked at her contemptuously, with a fearless look, Gu Shiyi was a little angry,
"Whether you eat it or not, you really know how to be blessed, I don't have to eat such a good fruit, you still dislike it!"
After saying that, he suddenly paused, glanced at the lobby, and found that the old man was dozing off with his eyes closed, so he carefully brought the fruit to his mouth, and his eyes rolled wildly, and found that the old man did not react at all, so he tried to bite it gently, and the red peel bit down, revealing the sweet flesh inside.
"Look, it's delicious, you take a bite, just one bite, my sister has tried it for you, it's fragrant and sweet!"
The little monkey still turned his face away, but Gu Shiyi felt that the entrance of the flesh was like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, and the taste was gone before he could taste it, so his mouth seemed to have his own consciousness, and he opened it wide unconsciously, and took another bite with a click, this time the bite was huge, and half of the fruit was gone at once,
"Hmmm! Delicious! ”
Gu Shiyi tasted it now, it was fragrant and sweet, and there was such an indescribable taste,
"What does it smell like?"
Gu Shiyi took another bite and chewed carefully,
"Meaty?"
She looked surprised,
"What fruit is fragrant and sweet and tastes like meat, is this...... What kind of fruit is it? ”
She ate a fist-sized fruit in three bites, and went to take the yellow one, and took one and took a bite.
"Hmm...... This one is soft and watery, like a peach...... Delicious......"
Gu Shiyi ate the yellow fruit in two bites, and went to get a purple, eggplant-like fruit, the little monkey came back to his taste at this time, and finally found that this woman was not here to feed herself, but to grab food from herself.
"Wow Wow Wow ......"
The little monkey let out an angry roar, and its body rushed to the top of Gu Shiyi's head like electricity, and its two little paws grabbed her hair hard,
"Ah......h
Gu Shiyi screamed in pain, but the basket in his hand was still reluctant to let go, he stuffed the fruit into his mouth and bit it, and pulled the little monkey off with one free hand.
"If you don't eat it yourself, you won't let others eat it!"
With that, he threw it to the ground, and ran away with the basket himself.
"Wow......"
The little monkey was furious, bared his teeth and screamed a few steps to catch up with Gu Shiyi, hanging on her arm, a small mouth, and biting her wrist,
"Ahh
Gu Shiyi screamed, the basket in his hand fell to the ground, the little monkey immediately rushed over, snatched the basket, Gu Shiyi looked down, and an O-shaped tooth mark was bitten out of his wrist, faintly revealing blood,
"I'm X, you're really biting!"
Gu Shiyi was in pain and angry and pounced on the little monkey,
"Wow......"
The little monkey thought that Gu Shiyi was going to come to grab its fruit, and with a whoosh cry in his mouth, he struggled to carry the basket and ran up to the roof, found a place to sit down, opened the bow left and right with both hands, and began to eat it in a big gulp.
"Wow Wow Wow ......"
The little monkey was carrying the basket to dodge around, while constantly eating the fruit, and after a while, when the fruit was finished, it threw the basket down triumphantly and smashed it on the top of Gu Shiyi's head, Gu Shiyi dodged one by one, and was so angry that he wanted to explode on the spot, and scolded while rolling up his sleeves,
"I'm your mother, don't let my mother catch you, catch you...... Peel you and cramp and eat monkey brains! ”
When he was looking for a ladder everywhere, suddenly there was a flower in front of him, and the old man appeared in the yard, he smiled and glanced at the monkey on the roof, and he didn't see how he moved, but he saw a big hand born out of thin air on the roof, grabbed the back of the little monkey's neck, grabbed it in his hand, and lifted it up, the little monkey was extremely arrogant towards Gu Shiyi, but he was very honest with the old man, his snow-white body shrunk into a ball, and obediently let the big hand hold it, and fell from the roof into the old man's arms.
The old man hugged the little monkey and rubbed its belly with a smile.
"Well, that's good...... Good feeding! ”
Then he looked at the three cows and the sheep, and nodded.
"Good...... Not bad! ”
When Gu Shiyi saw the old man come out, the anger that was full of anger immediately seemed to be like snow water, and it was extinguished at that time, and the people were also coaxed, standing in front of the old man with a bare head, and laughing,
"As long as the old gentleman is satisfied!"
The old man glanced at her wrist and smiled,
"It doesn't matter, this flying macaque is still a juvenile, its fangs have not yet grown, and the venom glands on its chin can't shoot venom yet, so you can wash the wound with water......"
After a pause, he looked at the basket on the ground,
"You ate the fruit of this?"
Gu Shiyi's face turned red at that time, and he said,
"That...... Be...... I ate two ......."
The old man asked again,
"What does it smell like?"
"That...... One of them smells of meat and the other smells of peach......"
The old man's eyes flashed when he heard this, and he looked at Gu Shiyi meaningfully and said,
"It's late today, you come early tomorrow!"
"Yes!"
Gu Shiyi didn't dare to say anything, so he could only respond honestly, and left the shop in a gloomy manner, but when he returned to the boat, he was so tired that he fell asleep, and Li Yan'er had no spirit to speak, Li Yan'er climbed out of the oilcloth bag, looked at her best friend's sleeping face, and couldn't help but sigh distressedly,
"If I had known, I wouldn't have gone to that little shop!"
Eleven is really affectionate to herself, she was born with a hard life, her father doesn't love her mother, but with a good sister like Eleven, she is worth it in this life!
Gu Shiyi woke up at dawn, hurriedly ate breakfast, and got off the boat again, Gu Pozi behind him was very puzzled when she saw this, so she went to kick Liu Er's hatch,
"What did you stinky men do with Eleven, why did she stay out for the past two days and come back tired like a dog?"
Liu Er and a few people messed around in the Qinglou outside for several days, and finally cleared the inventory, this time he was sleeping soundly, and he was woken up by Gu Pozi, and he was also in a daze.
"Eleven, she didn't come with us, we slept with the girl, and she couldn't sleep!"
Gu Pozi was suddenly puzzled,
"Then what is she going to do, go out early and return late...... Liu Er, are you hiding something from me? Eleven is a girl's house, you can't take her badly, take her badly...... How are you going to let her marry in the future? ”
"I didn't ...... No......"
Liu Er's face was wronged,
"Gu Shiyi...... She...... Except for her body that looks like a woman, where else does she look like a woman! ”
Speaking of that little thing between men and women, she is clearer than them, if it weren't for the lack of that tool, this woman would be better at prostituting women than them!
Who is the worst of whom!
Gu Shiyi naturally didn't know about Liu Er's shouting of injustice, she hurriedly ran to the small shop, and the old man saw her and smiled,
"You're early!"
The little monkey lying on his shoulder was also dozing off, the old man opened his eyes, and he also opened his eyes, and saw Gu Shiyi immediately grinning at her with an unkind face, squeaking and squeaking, and gesturing with his hands and feet.
"Why are you stinky woman here again?"
Gu Shiyi also grinned with the little monkey, staring at the little monkey for a long time, the little monkey twisted and hugged the old man's neck, with a look of Lao Tzu to rely on, you move me with a try expression, Gu Shiyi glanced at the old man who seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and then looked at the injury on his wrist, and put his face away,
The old lady doesn't care about the animals!
The old man laughed,
"Let's go!"
led her into the backyard, and then into the kitchen, and pointed to the stove fire,
"You boiled it in spiritual water, put in it the dung of the golden-horned beast you shoveled last night, and add all that...... This one...... And this...... There are also ten pure heart bamboo leaves, boil them for half an hour to give this thing to your Yin Soul......"
The old man pointed to the three bowls on the stove, and the three bowls all had different shades of black liquid, and he didn't know what they were, Gu Shiyi hesitated a little, and said secretly in his heart,
"I don't know what it's here, will it be okay to eat it, can I trust him?"
The old man seemed to see Gu Shiyi's hesitation, but instead of being annoyed, he smiled and said,
"Yes, there are still some vigilances, but if the old man wants to harm you, just rub his fingers, you don't need to think about it!"
It's also true, a little mortal like Gu Shiyi, if other cultivators want to kill her, they don't even bother to rub their fingers, and they probably blink!
Gu Shiyi was also single, and said with a smile when he heard this,
"What the old gentleman said is very true, it is the villain's heart that is small-minded!"
When the old man saw that she was so good at talking, he was satisfied, and smiled,
"Let's go and make a fire!"
Gu Shiyi responded, according to the old man's words, lit the fire, poured water, took out the finger and put it in the jar, and boiled it with the contents of the three bowls, the steps were simple, Gu Shiyi guarded the stove for half an hour, then extinguished the fire, wrapped the jar in a thick cotton cloth, brought it to the outer hall, and was about to open the lid of the jar, the old man's son waved his hand,
"Slow down!"
With a wave of his hand, a white mask appeared in the shop, and the old man said,
"This thing has a smell after boiling, I will set a ban on it, so as not to be smelled!"
Scent...... How fragrant can it be?
Gu Shiyi lifted the lid with a puzzled expression, and then she froze......
Fragrant!
It smells so good!
Incense to the dead!
Why does this thing smell so good?
How to say this incense, it is meaty, very fragrant, fragrant,
Put Gu Shiyi's incense confused!
The old man looked at Gu Shiyi's eyes straight, as if he had seen something funny, he laughed, and several unknown little beasts in the cage in this small shop and the little monkey on the old man's shoulder began to stir, the little monkey squeaked and called, and was about to pounce into the jar, the old man stretched out his hand to grab it, and said to Gu Shiyi,
"Don't summon your yin spirit yet!"
"Oh......"
Gu Shiyi was drunk by him, and then he came back to his senses, and hurriedly reached into the collar and took out the clay figure, the old man looked at the clay figure, and showed a miserable expression.
"Who molded its body, this craftsmanship is really bad!"
Gu Shiyi smiled, didn't dare to answer, just asked,
"This ...... How is it going to eat this? ”
The old man lifted his eyelids, flicked his nails, and saw the soaring white gas rising from the mouth of the can, which suddenly condensed into a white line, and rushed straight to the face of the clay man, Gu Shiyi saw this and hurriedly brought the clay figure over, Li Yan'er subconsciously opened her mouth, and the white line went towards Li Yan'er's little mud mouth,
"Drink ......"
Gently sucked into its mouth, the white line was sucked clean in just a few breaths, Gu Shiyi leaned over and reached out and touched it, obviously the steaming clay pot had become cold and cold at this time, Gu Shiyi raised the clay figure to his face, and stared at Li Yan'er with big eyes,
"Yan'er, how are you feeling?"
"Hiccup......
The clay figure burped,
"Eleven, I feel so full!"
"I didn't ...... I don't think there's anything wrong, do you? ”
The clay figure shook his head and touched his stomach,
"It feels so comfortable!"
Although she doesn't usually have to eat, this long-lost feeling of satiety still makes her feel very comfortable!
Gu Shiyi nodded reassuringly, put the clay figure back in its place, and then saluted the old man.
"Thank you, old man!"
The old man waved his hand,
"Just take what you need, don't thank me!"
Gu Shiyidao,
"That being said, but the villain is a mortal, and if the old man can mention something, it is really a blessing that cannot be cultivated in ten lifetimes!"
The old man was very happy to hear this,
"Well, you're very good at talking...... In that case, the old man will say one more word......"
After a pause,
"You've been possessed by the mud body, but you don't want to cultivate the ghost path, and you want to take away the sacrifice as a human being?"
Gu Shiyi shook his head,
"I just want to borrow a corpse to revive ......"
There is a difference between borrowing the corpse to return the soul and the old man's mouth, borrowing the corpse to resurrect the soul means that the original owner of the body has lost his mind, but the snatching is to use the strength of his soul body to forcibly kill or drive away the minds of others, and take possession of the body himself, the difference between the two is still quite big.